Haha!
Same here (well sort of). I am theatrically raising my eyebrow at how similar we are.
Edit: I'm actually uncomfortable that I've mentioned anything to do with my sexness. My god. I have become my mother.
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Haha!
Same here (well sort of). I am theatrically raising my eyebrow at how similar we are.
Edit: I'm actually uncomfortable that I've mentioned anything to do with my sexness. My god. I have become my mother.
Musha_Soturi
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Interesting.
Do you have any modelling pics you'd care to share with us? We're a pretty creative and artistic bunch in general, and are always interested in seeing others artistic works.
Also which Star Wars do you tend to favour? OT, NT, EU?
Screaming Meat
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I don't have theatrical eyebrows, unfortunately... although Dapperbandit did say (as I am want to constantly bring up) that I reminded him of a Circus Ringmaster. He put heavy emphasis on the "Ring" part. Oo-er.
Why's that?
Erotic literature is still literature, Justine or the misfortunes of vice is a good one.
No I've not had anything done, I've wanted to though but I've got no Idea how to break in as it were. If I did I would share it if anyone wanted to look... As for star wars I prefer EU and OT really.
Amen. 17 was half my life ago.
Screaming Meat
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EU lost me at Dark Sabre. What was that shit?!
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
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NinjaFridge
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Got my LG G2 today.
Dat screen.
Dat screen.
Yeah I know. It's just a narrow(ish) subset of literature, so I was teasing you.
At uni I specialised in the literature of the fin de siecle and a lot of that was quite saucy. I like subversive / avant garde lit cultcha, but my taste is more to challenges to form / history / Society than to sexual norms.
But, if you like gay male fancy sauce, you might like Jean Genet. I found it pretty tough going though. And have a look at the paintings of Millais or other pre-Raphaelites if you like red heads. Although they might not be explicit enough.
Musha_Soturi
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Oh ok. Well generally you'd need to get a portfolio together, so offer your services to any budding photographers you know, do a load of free shoots and stuff. Also it depends what sort of modelling you want to get into, alt, fashion, catalogue etc.
And cool cool! Always good to have more Star Wars peeps to talk to. There is a thread for the EU novels somewhere. I'm a sucker for the Old Republic myself, got every novel chronologically from the start to Plagueis. What's your favourite?
Jedeye Sniv
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It's a wee bit expensive but my favourite literary porn that I've read is Alan Moore's Lost Girls. As well as being full of tits and spunk it also manages to be interesting about Pre War politics and thoroughly explores sexuality and, interestingly, childhood which I think is where all the best kinks and fuck ups are formed. And it's pretty hot at times. And has beautiful art.
fizzelopeguss
Banned
Noels house party was a saturday tradition at our house, that shit you watch at tea time for background noise. I bet even that's changed now, you were probably upstairs on your computer...computers, remember when that shit was a fucking luxury? with 56k modems that you could only use after 6pm otherwise you got raped on the phone bill?
Then your mum picked up the phone in the landing room and killed your connection to that awesome quake server?
I quite fancy that. I was just worried I might be disturbed afterwards.
I wouldn't mind doing lingerie or glamour and catalog, really I mean I look younger than I am so that's a plus. I was preferably going to start about 19-20ish with maybe a bit of art modelling with registered artist modelling. I don't know anyone who is interested in photography really to build any sort of portfolio.
I like the Thrawn stuff and that sort of thing really all the imperial stuff is really interesting I think really.
Painting wise my favorite has to lady of Shallot followed closely by Hylas and the Nymphs. But as for Millais the bridesmaid is cute. I prefer erotic stuff generally though it's just more interesting to me.
Gay male stuff does nothing for me really I just don't enjoy it unlike the lesbian stuff.
Lost girls sounds good Jedeye i'll have a look for that thanks
.You can borrow mine if you're ever in the neighbourhood.
Awww hell to the yeah! Gonna have to pick my badges up at some point after I land into Boston.
Musha_Soturi
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Muuuuuum! I'm on the internet, get off the phoooone!
The sound of dial up still haunts me now. Early chat rooms were fun though. I'm actually still in contact with one person I met on yahoo chat 14 years ago, he's one of my oldest friends despite never meeting in person.
Wait, you're 17, you look younger than that, and you think that's a plus for glamour modelling? Despite the books you read most guys are not into pedophillia so I'm not sure what you mean by that, unless I've read it completely wrong.
Art modelling is a good idea but won't necessarily pave the way to other types of modelling.
Thanks!
You all look about 13 to me, goddamned whippersnappers.
Although it might be important to point out I'm in Switzerland. If you find yourself in Basel let me know. Also I think my edition might be illegal in the UK.
Although it might be important to point out I'm in Switzerland. If you find yourself in Basel let me know. Also I think my edition might be illegal in the UK.
NinjaBoiX
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You're young at heart man, that's what counts innit. Plus you like all that EDM nonsense than rustles jimmy's jimmies:
George Wank - Aguirre State of Consciousness
Jedeye Sniv
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ha! It's actually quite sweet and he does the whole full cycle characters-come-out-stronger gubbins. It's really quite comprehensive too, there comes a point where it's simply encyclopaedic and fascinating. It's like Moore wrote a list of every act he could imagine and he's working through it. And if you have a knowledge of art history it's fascinating.
Oh I phrased that badly sorry I meant that as a sort of generalized thing not a specific type of modelling that it would suit. So what sort of modelling paves the way to the most options?
Screaming Meat
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Plus RITE OF SPRING
I'm at home! So...
Hungarian rock!
It's like someone playing a keyboard with their elbows and it all coming out sort of amazing.
Hungarian rock!
It's like someone playing a keyboard with their elbows and it all coming out sort of amazing.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Exactly! Amazing scene.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
That dial up sound and that of my mum's wonky old washing machine (sounds wrong) are the two biggest influences on my musical taste, for good or ill.
You told me about it. It's the only Alan Moore comic I haven't read.
That's pretty awesome. Who is it? Do you like Thelonious Monk?
I need to see this scene like now... I'm sure rite of spring is a ballet thingy?
Screaming Meat
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Yup. Plus, it's the most dizzyingly awesome piece of music ever written.
Jedeye Sniv
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omg yes, as these guys know I only watched it for the first time a few weeks ago and it blew my mind. Get thee to youtube and turn your speakers up, it's incredible.
It's Gyorgy Ligeti - the same guy who did the atonal chants that Kubrick used at the end of 2001.
I don't know Monk that well, but I do like Cecil Taylor. Have you ever heard Albert Ayler?
Screaming Meat
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You'd love Monk. It sounds like he's tripping over his fingers. Then he starts repeating it exactly. Then you realise what a twisted genius he is. Then he stands up and starts dancing in circles for no reason.
I know of Ligeti (Atmosphere is the piece in 2001, I believe). Not heard that one before. I don't know Taylor or Ayler, though... my Jazz Fu is weak.
You're not lying it sounds beautiful and i'm barely halfway in and it's just getting better.
Screaming Meat
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So that's what I look like now.
Screaming Meat
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I think I just reached that point wow that was quite a change very dramatic. I should have listened to this earlier it's amazing...It'll pummel the shit out of you soon enough
A bit off message but you just reminded me that gett off by Prince has a sample of my mum shouting my name from the bottom of the stairs while the washing machine goes into spin cycle. Confused the hell out of me when I was young.
I've actually come to dread people asking what I do for a living. Sometimes their disgust is visible.Horny
Screaming Meat
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Wha...? I'm confus. Are you serious?!
Buddy, I feel your pain. I work in telesales. Uh huh.
Tell them you paint the rings on lighthouses instead. That's what I do.
Not quite, but any time I listened to Gett Off I could swear I hear my mum shouting at a particular pitch. We did live near Barshaw Park in Paisley though, so you never know.
Jedeye Sniv
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Thanks home office:
I just got this again, it needs stuff about me being vulnerable and it would sound like my mum.
If the ad replaced the girl off Corrie with a freckly redhead I'd swear the internet had become sentient and was trying to speak directly to you.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Oh man it's super weird but I get that for Dog off the PFG record, there's one bit that sounds exactly like my wife saying my name and it freaks me out every time because I know she wasn't there when we recorded it. I don't know what that is.
There's also a tiny bit on a fleet foxes record that sounds like my cousin saying hi, which is super weird because at the time I was listening to the album a lot my cousin would get the same bus as me and sometimes he would say hi. So I'd be half asleep with my eyes shut listening to some modern folk music on the bus like a beardy twat and I'd hear this sound and jolt awake because I thought he was saying something and he wouldn't even be on the bus.
So yeah, those are some things.
JonathanEx
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They have my favourite news jingle of any radio station. It's so epic.
I'm a huge nerd.
Well if it was it would have to compete with my sub conscience and weird dreams.
Deaf Spacker
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Morning fucknuts, how is everyone?
I started reading back a few pages but I had to have a cold shower because of Stormtrooper's pictures.
Hnnnnng.
I started reading back a few pages but I had to have a cold shower because of Stormtrooper's pictures.
Hnnnnng.
Jedeye Sniv
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I am becoming increasingly annoyed by having to wake up for work. It usually never bothers me but I seem to really resent it this week. I just wish I could wake up when I wake up and start my day then
Marcovaldo
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oh God, i hope i never hear lolita referred to as that, would creep the shit out of me!
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