It truly is, the paramedic marriage proposal gets me every time...
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It truly is, the paramedic marriage proposal gets me every time...
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Cheers. I like comics. I like awesome. Seems like a good fit.
NinjaBoiX
Member
This had just been on the radio:
Scanty Sandwich - Because of You
Mint tune in the sunshine.
Scanty Sandwich - Because of You
Mint tune in the sunshine.
Haha, awks post is awks. Me reading it:
I prefer the term "dragging like snail's balls".
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
This had just been on the radio:
Scanty Sandwich - Because of You
Mint tune in the sunshine.
Haha, awks post is awks. Me reading it:
I prefer the term "dragging like snail's balls".
oh man I love that gif so much!
dapperbandit
Banned
Been watching some Louis Theroux documentaries.
They're really good at highlighting the surreal and absurd. Just watched the one about the facility for paedophiles in America. There's a bit where it shows the inmates putting up decorations for Halloween and it cuts to a group of them around a piano performing the theme tune from the Adam's Family, complete with clicking fingers.
Another example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieioDh_NrXE
The bit where it cuts to the woman with the baby is perhaps the best piece of editing I have ever seen.
They're really good at highlighting the surreal and absurd. Just watched the one about the facility for paedophiles in America. There's a bit where it shows the inmates putting up decorations for Halloween and it cuts to a group of them around a piano performing the theme tune from the Adam's Family, complete with clicking fingers.
Another example.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieioDh_NrXE
The bit where it cuts to the woman with the baby is perhaps the best piece of editing I have ever seen.
I think pbf.org is the home of the happy...
I thought about calling her Lottie Gary Turner RTS Smoky, but her mum doesn't like it
She's going to help me finally restore the RTS in a few years, she just doesn't know it yet.
Ha haa! Nope. That's just one of those projects that isn't meant to be finished.
I'll be waiting for a photo of her leaning against your bike leaning against a wall in the Bicycle Age thread. Your absence recently has been noted.
NinjaBoiX
Member
Yeah daps, Louis' production team is amazing. And that dude is fucking batshit.
"They're gonna eat your babies!"
Dude, what?
We need some more from that guy, he's one of the finest journalists in the world. I love how he lulls people into a false sense of security with his "harmless, bumbling British idiot" act then cuts straight through their barriers and gets such revealing responses. He's a genius.
"They're gonna eat your babies!"
Dude, what?
We need some more from that guy, he's one of the finest journalists in the world. I love how he lulls people into a false sense of security with his "harmless, bumbling British idiot" act then cuts straight through their barriers and gets such revealing responses. He's a genius.
That dog was blatantly watching smut, filthy pup.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
I see what you did there. Very good.
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
Thank you very much y'all. It's a pleasure sharing the news
First day of fatherhood was a blast. All the cliches are true, it's just indescribable. We're very lucky because so far, she's been a model baby. No problems feeding or dumping, all her reflexes are bang on. Hearing and vision are fine. She's a good girl. She's not too hot on her Moses basket, much preferring human contact, but she did sleep nicely last night (eventually). I slept like shit because I was constantly listening to her breathing and counting down the minutes to her next feed, but that was just a 'first night' thing, I reckon. I'll relax more over the coming weeks, or pass out from exhaustion at least.
We had a lovely evening together last night. Packed Mrs Smoky off to bed after a feed and me and kiddy watched Top Gear. Well, half of it anyway. Halfway through she let rip with an adult-sized wet fart that shook the walls. She'd dropped her first proper load. Still the tarry black stuff, but a quantity that I'd have snapped before flushing if it was mine. She gave me a couple of 'heh, parenthood' moments last night. I'd just finished cleaning up after the huge shit and I was gently sliding a new nappy under her as she decided it was time for round two. Explosive black shit all over my hand. Nice. Then as I was cleaning that mess up, she decided it was probably a good time to puke whilst she lay on her back. Between rolling her on her side and grabbing something to wipe her little chops with, I got another handful of shit. Cheers, kid.
With a fresh nappy, vest, and sleep suit back on I picked her up and cuddled her for a bit. She opened her eyes and was looking straight into mine (as much as a baby can see, anyway) and she was calm as a Hindu cow. It was an amazing feeling looking back down at her. We came through it together and we shared a little 'moment'. Intense shit. Really made me feel like her dad for the first time. Again, indescribable.
We'll see how the next few weeks and months go. I know things are going to get harder and I know I need to catch some sleep before too long, but I wouldn't trade these moments for all the hookers in Paris.
I'm also rapidly finding out that no matter how many muslins you own, there's never one of the fuckers around when you need one. Think I'm gonna start wearing one as a du-rag.
City. They were great, staff and facilities. No complaints at all. Really impressed with the care they gave us, even though they were busy as fuck. Good luck!
I thought about calling her Lottie Gary Turner RTS Smoky, but her mum doesn't like it
She's going to help me finally restore the RTS in a few years, she just doesn't know it yet.
Sounds like you got this, you already got through the hard part for some - bonding. Best time ever those first few days, all you believe to be true turned on its head and a renewed drive to survive and make this little person happy
City was great for my boy (waterbirth), having a girl this time and it's a relief to hear they're still ace. Cheers for the luck, I'd say the same but again, you got this!
Nerdkiller
Membeur
You know, he has a western themed web series that's actually shot on 16mm film? I never thought doing that for a "just for fun" web show was even a thing.
http://www.fastcodesign.com/1663523/genius-behind-perry-bible-fellowship-starts-web-series-shot-on16mm-film
Also just rewatched Demolition Man. Still an enjoyable movie.
dapperbandit
Banned
Demolition Man is great.
More of a comedy than an action film but I think it gets the balance right.
Sandra Bullock's best film I think (though Gravity is now a contender)
Myself I just finished watching Master and Commander. That film... the trivia page for it on iMDB is pretty incredible. Russell Crowe learned to play the violin specifically for that movie, the guy is dedicated as fuck.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Dear BritGAF, I have made an OKCupid Profile
My life is now over
My life is now over
CHEEZMO
Obsidian fan
Deaf Spacker
Memb
You'll be knee deep in clunge in no time at all.
Alrite doods.
Congrats on the sex Tash.
That's amazing
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Mornin'
Pseudo-Bread - Boris
I'll say this for 90s Dredd: barring the redesigned Judges, that film looked amazing.
Pseudo-Bread - Boris
I'll say this for 90s Dredd: barring the redesigned Judges, that film looked amazing.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
#lonelydrunk
Feels.CHEEZMO™;104157492 said:
Doubt it, think I'll keep the account for a bit, all the girls are way too hot in my area.. Don't think I'm ballsy enough to send any messages out or anything
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
#lonelydrunk
Aww Tashy boy. You will find love one of these days in a toilet cubicle I'm sure of it.
Let's delve into Tashbrooke, what you your idea partner be like?
POF seems to be more popular in the UK but both give me serious ball ache. Its much easier going out and meeting people face to face. But maybe I look butters in my pictures. Also if you have tattoos, piercings or love "banter" you are in with the POF girls.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Someone who is fun, cute and has good taste in music and stuff... Dunno really
I think I'm gonna delete the account...
Fakeedit:done
Ehhhhhh, I'll check it out but I don't want anyoe I know to see it from work or anything ;_;
I think there's so many blokes on POF that it'd be hard to find you.
Who gives a fuck if somebody sees your profile?
Yeah! Get out there! You seem like a very nice young fellow!
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
"Enjoys vivisections" is a good one. "Must provide own nappies" is another.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
fuuuuuck it, I'll give it a go
point taken
yes ma'am
do it lol
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
Guys I just spent half an hour filling out my profile then somehow deleted everything
much rage
much rage
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
Don't delete it you big soppy vagina! Get on that shit, meet some lovely folks.
edit: we can help you fill it in if you want, tell us what you're writing
http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-things-i-learned-from-worst-online-dating-profile-ever/
More likely that six people licked your profile. OKCupid seems to be mostly full of weird people.
I tend to find them more "quirky". I think if you pay for okcupid you just show up on searches at the top. To be honest even though I've had a few dates from online dating I've found its hurt my self esteem more than helped it. The only reason I use it is because my mates don't go out clubbing as much anymore.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
What with being in a relationship my entire adult life I never got to use online dating, I feel like I missed out. Part of me wants to make a fake account to test the waters, but I don't think my fragile ego could take the battering. And I think the mrs might have something to say about it. I just want people to say nice things to me... *boohoo*
Jed is right, Tash! DO IT AND STOP FAFFING AROUND
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On a separate topic, what album do you always find yourself listening to, regardless of what you're into at the moment?
I always seem to go back to my record of Schubert's 9th symphony. It's my comfort food. What about you?
I meant real warning signs. May as well say up front what I'm really like i.e. split the bill.
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
You wouldn't consider those real warning signs? You're a lot more open-minded than most people.
You're really not missing out.
Rubbish King
The gift that keeps on giving
I did a POF one
there weren't may females on the other one
but FUCK, that took an hour and then some
Screaming Meat
Unconfirmed Member
Usually somewhere around 4.5 here :
Ye gads, I've got records from 2 right the way through to Infinity.
Jedeye Sniv
Banned
ha that's awesome! Somewhere between 3 and 4 is where you'll find me...
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