Where do you come from? (Where do you go, where do you come from Cotton Eye Joe etc)
Liverpool
What's your job/current education/whatever the heck it is you're up to?
Unemployed. Giz a job!
What do you hope to achieve before your futile existence comes to an end?
I suppose I'd like to travel. I'd like to create something people love, even if it means I have to someday inseminate a human female.
Favourite daytime TV show?
Say Yes to the Dress. If you'd said evening, its Jennifer Ellison's Dance Mums, which has just finished - and was marvellous television.
Can Arrow and The Flash be considered daytime if 8pm Central is 11am in Tokyo and 1pm in Sydney?
Fish or chips?
Chips
Daddy or chips?
I'll be the daddy, you be the chips
What's your tipple of choice?
Peroni Nastro. Water is pretty good too.
Favourite party snack?
Doritos. Filthy, powdery, naughty Doritos.
Who is the best bald person?
Patrick Stewart, obvs
What's your disappointing claim to fame?
I've sat on Noel Edmunds knee.
What's your perfect Sunday?
Wall to wall masturbation and the Hollyoaks omnibus
Did you threaten to overrule him?
Did you threaten to overrule him?
It's a yes or no question minister, did you threaten to overrule him?
I had to Youtube search this reference. Jeremy Paxman looks so young.