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Britney chucks a cola from Subway over a photographer

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Ripclawe

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Good god, does her hubby only wear wife beaters?


http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004462020,00.html
BRITNEY Spears cracks yesterday and chucks a cola over a photographer.

She lost it as snappers waited for her and new hubby Kevin Federline outside a sandwich shop.

The pop babe, whose songs include Crazy, hurled the Coke at the nearest one, soaking his camera.

She then stuck her finger up at him before collapsing in giggles and jumping into her car.

Laughing Kevin shouted at the snapper: “That’s what happens if you get too close.”
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J2 Cool

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the camera guy HAS to track her down and the next chance meeting have a subway large coke behind his back. Just WRECK her. I know I would. Need to get rid of this 'celebrities live on a higher plane' attitude and it'd be fucking funny to see her reaction thinking she's untouchable. Hell, I'll do it if I ever met her and had a Coke nearby. Then I'd laugh histerically
 
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Mega Man's Electric Sheep

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There was a case on Judge Judy where a guy was talking loudly in a movie theatre during the movie and a woman asked him to be quiet, and he said "I'm not talking loud enough to bother you, bitch". She dumped her soda on his head. He then takes her to court because he got soda in his eye and he has "vision problems" now. :D The woman was told that she shouldn't have done it, but the guy was told that he was an ass too. It was a wash, which I suspect it would be in this situation if he sued her, unless she damaged his camera or stained his clothes, in which case I hope he does sue the bitch, because Britney going to Subway in trailer trash clothes is worthy of photographer attention.

Quick, someone post the photo of Britney in ebgames laughing!
 
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heavy liquid

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She's gone off the deep end, and it should prove quite entertaining.

I found it really amusing when she and her sister put on the Scream mask and started throwing milkshakes at the paparazzi a couple weeks ago:

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Fatalah

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i thought she was a multi-millionaire? whats with the need to maintain the trailer park trash image? especialyl with that fucking loser she married or whatever.
 
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Uno Ill Nino

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Can somebody post that pic of her smoking a cigarette with those big gawdy earings on and the translucent sunglasses? She really looks awful in that pic and I wanna print it out and bring it in to work. :)
 
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Jim Bowie

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Fatalah said:
i thought she was a multi-millionaire? whats with the need to maintain the trailer park trash image? especialyl with that fucking loser she married or whatever.
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Leave her be. She's comfy. I know if I had shitloads of money I wouldn't spend it on uber-nice clothes to wear everyday.
 
D

DarienA

The black man everyone at Activision can agree on
Which one of them was trailer park trash before they got married?
 
S

Sho Nuff

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It looks like the photographer is using a high-end L-glass lens (+$1500) and a Speedlite 550ex ($500).

If you throw liquid at -my- EOS+L-glass+Speedlite, I will FUCK YOU UP.

(Note that these lenses are pretty well weather-sealed, however)
 
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Kola

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Imo this rather uninteresting girl shouldn't get that much attention. She's nothing special, she ain't beautiful without makeup and her music is so bad I can't find any words for it.
 
K

Keio

For a Finer World
(Note that these lenses are pretty well weather-sealed, however)
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They are, but imagine the pain of scrubbing off the sugary coating the lens must get.

Anyway, I refuse to believe the last few years of Britney. She's still a virgin!
 
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atomsk

Party Pooper
those nipples are gonna take someones eye out!

i guess she gets off on throwing liquid at people.

(there's a sick joke in there somewhere, but i'm too lazy to find it)
 
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Cool

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Kola said:
Imo this rather uninteresting girl shouldn't get that much attention. She's nothing special, she ain't beautiful without makeup and her music is so bad I can't find any words for it.
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Couldn't be said any better.
 
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Ramirez

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Shit,good for her,I can't imagine how fucking annoying it would be havin these scumbags follow you around every where you go and snapping pictures.
 
T

tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
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I love how she's just completely sworn off of bras lately. Embrace your inner-redneck and let 'dem babies fly, Britney. We'll love ya for it. :D
 
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