I really cannot tell if this thread is serious or not.
I've been playing through this game on hard. Gunplay is overly simplistic. You literally get 10 one shot kills on the assault rifle. In fact, almost everything is a one shot kill, if not a multishot kill. AI is completely silly. On hard I can take the Pistol, run up beside an enemy, watch him shoot two or three times at my AI partner, and then just line up a head shot and kill him.
The game offers nothing new in terms of Unreal Engine performance, many previous Unreal Engine game sequences make a return:
The end boss from Gears Two (flying in the king raven around a boss) and the vulture sequences are near identical.
A train sequence. The train is on a linear path as a large set piece, essentially a big circle, careens around behind you on it's own linear path. Oh, the mini-gun you have pretty much has unlimited ammo. (That's an interesting point to make because everyone has been raving about how this game doesn't feel like COD with unlimited ammo.)
Large, "epic" moving set pieces are also back.
Dialog is ridiculous. So ridiculous that the characters make fun of themselves,
a) Damsel in Distress, "I'll kill your dicks!"
b) Gray, "That doesn't make sense!"
Despite the fact that almost every line he says relates to dick-tits.
Basically Gaf, WTF? Did I miss something here or what?
EDIT:
REALLY?