First, of all, you're on crack.
Second of all, I'll agree about the crash mode. Getting a gold in BO2 was much tougher and it required figuring out exactly which vehicle to hit where and when. Now, it's almost mindless, but it does look much better.
Finally, the thing that bugs me alot and it seem to have been more in BO2 & BO3, is that you can just hang out on the curb where there is no traffic and get golds most of the time. You'd think scraping the sides or running off of the asphalt would slow you down alot, but it doesn't hurt you much at all. At least in BO3, they've made some of the sides suddenly meet a wall or corner that if you hit, you're toast, but still not often enough to discourage using the sides.