Busting a FEMALE masterbating to porn on a laptop/PC...does it exist?
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Yep lol
Fixed that for you
Sho_Nuff82
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It's not just the gif quality, but the scene selection that make him a legend.
outunderthestars
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Agreed. We have seen a rash of profoundly creepy/awkward threads on this forum.
Also, that may be the Sunhi gif of all time!
SilentRacoon
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Lol no, they kind of work like ghosts from mario, they only do it when you are not looking.
Also that Sunhi Gif is perfect
Also that Sunhi Gif is perfect
Best gif.
Funky Papa
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[QUOTE="D";135991138]Not trying to be offensive or funny but why would she do that if you are around? Were you gone on business for a while or something? Or does she do it just out of habit?[/QUOTE]
I'm not sure if you have already responded to this question, but how old are you?
I'm not trying to be mean or make fun of you, but you are either young and naive or just plain oblivious to human sexuality.
I'm not sure if you have already responded to this question, but how old are you?
I'm not trying to be mean or make fun of you, but you are either young and naive or just plain oblivious to human sexuality.
Troubled Bat
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I had awkward moment from a time I spent the night at a friends house. Basically it was night time, heading off to bed already.. and well I was going to go in her room to ask for something, since I couldn't really sleep.
As soon as I was about to reach for the knob. I hear a noise.. Of her moaning. I just kind of froze at the moment, and slowly walked back to the room. I didn't sleep that night with thoughts flowing my head.
As soon as I was about to reach for the knob. I hear a noise.. Of her moaning. I just kind of froze at the moment, and slowly walked back to the room. I didn't sleep that night with thoughts flowing my head.
The guy is married. His wife is masturbating despite him being around to fulfill her sexual needs. In marriage this isn't very common unless the couple has an open-mind about this sort of thing or its a habit/fetish.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.
[QUOTE="D";136017484]The guy is married. His wife is masturbating despite him being around to fulfill her sexual needs. In marriage this isn't very common unless the couple has an open-mind about this sort of thing or its a habit/fetish.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
Yet you still refuse to answer the question, lol
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
Yet you still refuse to answer the question, lol
Funky Papa
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[QUOTE="D";136017484]The guy is married. His wife is masturbating despite him being around to fulfill her sexual needs. In marriage this isn't very common unless the couple has an open-mind about this sort of thing or its a habit/fetish.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
While they may be going through some personal issues, being in a stable relationship and beating it like it ows you money is absolutely normal.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
While they may be going through some personal issues, being in a stable relationship and beating it like it ows you money is absolutely normal.
Zaraki_Kenpachi
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[QUOTE="D";136017484]The guy is married. His wife is masturbating despite him being around to fulfill her sexual needs. In marriage this isn't very common unless the couple has an open-mind about this sort of thing or its a habit/fetish.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
LOL, how old are you? You are young or naive if you think people in marriage only masturbate when one of them are out of town.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
LOL, how old are you? You are young or naive if you think people in marriage only masturbate when one of them are out of town.
Nose Master
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[QUOTE="D";136017484]The guy is married. His wife is masturbating despite him being around to fulfill her sexual needs. In marriage this isn't very common unless the couple has an open-mind about this sort of thing or its a habit/fetish.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
I hate to break it to you, but most people know exactly how to get themselves off. A lot better than even their SO. This isn't abnormal at all. Sometimes you want to just have a lady wank without all the build up and theatrics. Quick fap, back to whatever you were doing.
Crazy, right?
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
I hate to break it to you, but most people know exactly how to get themselves off. A lot better than even their SO. This isn't abnormal at all. Sometimes you want to just have a lady wank without all the build up and theatrics. Quick fap, back to whatever you were doing.
Crazy, right?
[QUOTE="D";136017484]The guy is married. His wife is masturbating despite him being around to fulfill her sexual needs. In marriage this isn't very common unless the couple has an open-mind about this sort of thing or its a habit/fetish.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
Right, uhm... Maybe this is a cultural thing or something, but what in the world are you basing this on? Are you personally married, even? Have you polled married couples or looked into studies on married couple behavior?
Another question: when you're in a romantic relationship, do you suddenly stop masturbating? Is there any particular reason you'd expect women to? People's sexual needs are complicated, and "me time" never starts being obsolete, even when a lover is within reach. Perhaps this individual's sex life is abnormal, I don't know him, but not at all because his wife masturbates when he's around. I mean...wow. The worst part of this is probably the assumption that a single person is automatically going to fulfill the entirety of anyone else's sexual needs, but I'm not sure.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
Right, uhm... Maybe this is a cultural thing or something, but what in the world are you basing this on? Are you personally married, even? Have you polled married couples or looked into studies on married couple behavior?
Another question: when you're in a romantic relationship, do you suddenly stop masturbating? Is there any particular reason you'd expect women to? People's sexual needs are complicated, and "me time" never starts being obsolete, even when a lover is within reach. Perhaps this individual's sex life is abnormal, I don't know him, but not at all because his wife masturbates when he's around. I mean...wow. The worst part of this is probably the assumption that a single person is automatically going to fulfill the entirety of anyone else's sexual needs, but I'm not sure.
wanderingprostheyltite
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OP is just that devastating in bed. Those females don't need no personal seshes with him around.
This gif is perfect in every single way. It made me read the whole thread.
Apparently by GAF standards I know nothing about sex, FEMALES, "masterbating", I'm creepy, and I seem to be a naive child trapped in an adult's body.
Anyone care to add anything else to the list? We seem to be on a roll today, y'know, judging a total stranger.
Come at me lol
Anyone care to add anything else to the list? We seem to be on a roll today, y'know, judging a total stranger.
Come at me lol
Funky Papa
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[QUOTE="D";136019446]Apparently by GAF standards I know nothing about sex, FEMALES, "masterbating", I'm creepy, and I seem to be a naive child trapped in an adult's body.
Anyone care to add anything else to the list? We seem to be on a roll today, y'know, judging a total stranger.
Come at me lol[/QUOTE]
You certainly know very little about basic sexuality. Which can be easily fixed by reading a good book.
Given that you are an adult, however, I'd also suggest you to get out more.
Anyone care to add anything else to the list? We seem to be on a roll today, y'know, judging a total stranger.
Come at me lol[/QUOTE]
You certainly know very little about basic sexuality. Which can be easily fixed by reading a good book.
Given that you are an adult, however, I'd also suggest you to get out more.
Dr_Boris_Goltz
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[QUOTE="D";136019446]Apparently by GAF standards I know nothing about sex, FEMALES, "masterbating", I'm creepy, and I seem to be a naive child trapped in an adult's body.
Anyone care to add anything else to the list? We seem to be on a roll today, y'know, judging a total stranger.
Come at me lol[/QUOTE]
I know how it feels to be dog piled by GAF.
You just have to stand by your original post, even if it is super creepy.
Anyone care to add anything else to the list? We seem to be on a roll today, y'know, judging a total stranger.
Come at me lol[/QUOTE]
I know how it feels to be dog piled by GAF.
You just have to stand by your original post, even if it is super creepy.
Nose Master
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[QUOTE="D";136019446]Apparently by GAF standards I know nothing about sex, FEMALES, "masterbating", I'm creepy, and I seem to be a naive child trapped in an adult's body.
Anyone care to add anything else to the list? We seem to be on a roll today, y'know, judging a total stranger.
Come at me lol[/QUOTE]
"GAF standards." Go repeat any of this to someone above the age of, let's say 25, and you'll get the same responses. It all really points to someone who's really young, or dramatically misinformed regarding sexuality. If you're above the age of 15 or so, you're insanely sheltered or a recluse.
Anyone care to add anything else to the list? We seem to be on a roll today, y'know, judging a total stranger.
Come at me lol[/QUOTE]
"GAF standards." Go repeat any of this to someone above the age of, let's say 25, and you'll get the same responses. It all really points to someone who's really young, or dramatically misinformed regarding sexuality. If you're above the age of 15 or so, you're insanely sheltered or a recluse.
StopMakingSense
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[QUOTE="D";136017484]The guy is married. His wife is masturbating despite him being around to fulfill her sexual needs. In marriage this isn't very common unless the couple has an open-mind about this sort of thing or its a habit/fetish. [/QUOTE]
You have a incorrect notion of female sexuality.
You have a incorrect notion of female sexuality.
Dreams-Visions
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Amazing thread. Carry on, lads.
Funky Papa
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I wouldn't go that low, given the general lack of understanding about sexuality.
Still.
[QUOTE="D";136017484]The guy is married. His wife is masturbating despite him being around to fulfill her sexual needs. In marriage this isn't very common unless the couple has an open-mind about this sort of thing or its a habit/fetish.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
It's super common. It sounds like you live in some sort of fantasy world, going by your posts in this thread.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
It's super common. It sounds like you live in some sort of fantasy world, going by your posts in this thread.
Blood Diamonds
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[quote="D";136019446]Apparently by GAF standards I know nothing about sex, FEMALES, "masterbating", I'm creepy, and I seem to be a naive child trapped in an adult's body.
Anyone care to add anything else to the list? We seem to be on a roll today, y'know, judging a total stranger.
Come at me lol[/quote]
Go outside
Anyone care to add anything else to the list? We seem to be on a roll today, y'know, judging a total stranger.
Come at me lol[/quote]
Go outside
Dr_Boris_Goltz
Banned
I put his thoughts along the same lines of "no toys in bed because my dick should be enough!"
ViewtifulJC
Banned
you telling me women have sexual desires
ayy lmao next thing you're gonna tell me they take shits like us dudes too. It probably smells like cinnamon buns and Michael Jackson's hair from the Bad Video
ayy lmao next thing you're gonna tell me they take shits like us dudes too. It probably smells like cinnamon buns and Michael Jackson's hair from the Bad Video
terrisus
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To answer your question I'm actually 30, (to the shock, confusion and amazement of GAF) but since the topic had long since gotten derailed and somehow focused on myself, I decided to just laugh along with the rest of GAF and get some entertainment being out of it on the expense ridiculing myself lol
Trying to rationalize my OP and anything else I said that sounded ridiculous or remain serious and explain my side and view of things would have just further convoluted my meaning perhaps and merely intensified GAF's "good times" unfortunately.
Soooo yeah. Here I am. I don't mind being made fun of or poked at cause its just the internet. At any time once I've had my fill, I can just click the X in the upper right corner or sign out and *poof*...i'm back in the real world.
My views are just based on what I've observed, and if it helps my culture/race MAY play a factor in it but I'm sure it doesn't matter to a lot of you lol
ZedIndyLil
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Print this up, and hand it out to the FEMALES whom you bust:
CadetMahoney
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How does he do it? I mean, seriously? How in the hell does Sunhi manage to find the perfect material to suit the situation?
It's all pretty entertaining, but I will go on record and say that my post does sound creepy LOL, but I think its perception too. I should have worded it better and saying stuff on the 'net sometimes you lose that ability to drive a point home exactly how you wish....it definitely came back to bite me in the ass as you can see lol
There's far worse out there than being poked at on a gaming forum
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
[QUOTE="D";136022032]My views are just based on what I've observed, and if it helps my culture/race MAY play a factor in it but I'm sure it doesn't matter to a lot of you lol[/QUOTE]
Care you telling us at least what is your ethnicity/country? Because this sounds like a case of severely repressed/policed sexuality coupled with a tremendous lack of information.
Care you telling us at least what is your ethnicity/country? Because this sounds like a case of severely repressed/policed sexuality coupled with a tremendous lack of information.
It isn't obvious by my avatar? I'm black
I'm a black dude from Texas
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
[QUOTE="D";136022695]It isn't obvious by my avatar? I'm black[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE="D";136022818]I'm a black dude from Texas[/QUOTE]
I can't even tell if you are being facetious anymore.
If you are not, you have a whole lot to learn about sexuality and relationships in general.
[QUOTE="D";136022818]I'm a black dude from Texas[/QUOTE]
I can't even tell if you are being facetious anymore.
If you are not, you have a whole lot to learn about sexuality and relationships in general.
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
Indrid Cold1
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Thread is great! You are a creepy dude OP. You were deffo sporting a stonker when you made this thread. Pure mahogany. That gif of the guy in the green shirt with the Kleenex and hand cream was made for this thread. Some of your shit... The strange internet daubings of a deranged mind desperate to get off. "Poke'balls"? Jesus wept.
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