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Busting a FEMALE masterbating to porn on a laptop/PC...does it exist?
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terrisus
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I'm the guy on the left in my avatar <3
I always thought those where 2 girls o_0
I'm just a pretty normal dude who also hasn't figured out girls yet.
Well forgive me for thinking that people had an idea. After all I DID take Ness, change his skin color and changed the look of some of his attire to reflect "urban" tastes
What you're saying is right, but at the same time i'm sure the thought crossed SOMEONE'S mind at least.
Lol glad I could be of service
terrisus
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Print this up, and hand it out to the FEMALES whom you bust:
"right click, save as"
Captain Europe
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Only fools get caught.
[QUOTE="D";136023922]Well forgive me for thinking that people had an idea. After all I DID take Ness, change his skin color and changed the look of some of his attire to reflect "urban" tastes
What you're saying is right, but at the same time i'm sure the thought crossed SOMEONE'S mind at least.[/QUOTE]
Look, you messed up, we all got a laugh and you've been Sunhi'd.
Just take the L and chill, okay? It happens.
What you're saying is right, but at the same time i'm sure the thought crossed SOMEONE'S mind at least.[/QUOTE]
Look, you messed up, we all got a laugh and you've been Sunhi'd.
Just take the L and chill, okay? It happens.
Chance Hale
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John Kowalski
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"L"
Cosmic Dreams
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fuckin cracked up. thank you.
Chill? I'm not jumping on anyone or trying to defend myself anymore lol, I was trying to joke around with everyone else until someone asked me my age so all I did was answer his question. Just because GAF got a good laugh at me means I should stop posting and go cry into a corner?
And what's an "L" on the internet supposed to mean to me, anyway?
gif got right clicked and saved by the way. Sunhi got me pretty damn good LOL..it was an "honor"
ViewtifulJC
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[QUOTE="D";136022818]I'm a black dude from Texas[/QUOTE]
So am I, did I miss the part where I'm suppose to be so socially oblivious I capitalize "FEMALE" like it was exotic animal out in the wild.
So am I, did I miss the part where I'm suppose to be so socially oblivious I capitalize "FEMALE" like it was exotic animal out in the wild.
Like I said bro, its perception. Had I known that GAF found it offensive then I wouldn't have used it. But to reiterate what I stated before, its not like calling a woman a female dog so just as there's people who find 'female' offensive there's others who won't cause of their perception of the word, opposed to "female dog" which is universally accepted as a "no-no" when referring to women.
NipplesAndToes23
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I'm surprised by the responses in this thread. I was expecting some conversation on how society views masturbation in terms of men vs women, but it just went off tangent. If anyone wants to discuss it holler at me.
How is it universally unaccepted when women call each other that all the time and some take pride in it? How is calling a man a dog ok, but not a female?
That's only really relegated to a certain race mostly. Its stupid as all get out I know but I don't think it reflects the view of the rest of the world's population of women in all their different ethnicities. And the second part of your question....I agree.
Jesus, gaf can be mean sometimes. Poor guy didn't really even do all that much wrong. The way he worded things made it seem a little bit creepy, sure. But he was just making the point that you tend to hear a lot of stories about guys getting caught or walked in on, but you never really hear about it happening to women, so he was wondering if anyone had any examples of that situation. I feel like i've seen much creepier threads on here before..
And it's not like he couldn't understand terrisus's situation at all, he just asked him a question about something he posted. He literally just made the point that it's sort of strange that his wife was masturbating when he was around, I think a lot of people might find that a bit weird, I don't think it makes him really naive. Maybe a little bit, definitely not worthy of this:
I get that when everyone is hating on the OP it's super easy to all just pile on but some of you are going way overboard.
And it's not like he couldn't understand terrisus's situation at all, he just asked him a question about something he posted. He literally just made the point that it's sort of strange that his wife was masturbating when he was around, I think a lot of people might find that a bit weird, I don't think it makes him really naive. Maybe a little bit, definitely not worthy of this:
I get that when everyone is hating on the OP it's super easy to all just pile on but some of you are going way overboard.
SilentRacoon
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[QUOTE="D";136023922]Well forgive me for thinking that people had an idea. After all I DID take Ness, change his skin color[/QUOTE]
So you are naive and also racist, good to know.
[QUOTE="D";136023922]]changed the look of some of his attire to reflect "urban" tastes.[/QUOTE]
WTF does this even mean?
So you are naive and also racist, good to know.
[QUOTE="D";136023922]]changed the look of some of his attire to reflect "urban" tastes.[/QUOTE]
WTF does this even mean?
I decided to cut out all the parts of the op that made me uncomfortable.
[QUOTE="D";135988297]females[/QUOTE] [QUOTE="D";135988297]What type of poke' ball did you use?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE="D";135988297](bonus points for catching a hot chick at that)[/quote] [QUOTE="D";135988297]Does this even exist in real life?[/quote] [QUOTE="D";135988297]masterbate[/quote][QUOTE="D";135988297]OH, and I don't mean family members.[/quote]
[QUOTE="D";135988297]females[/QUOTE] [QUOTE="D";135988297]What type of poke' ball did you use?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE="D";135988297](bonus points for catching a hot chick at that)[/quote] [QUOTE="D";135988297]Does this even exist in real life?[/quote] [QUOTE="D";135988297]masterbate[/quote][QUOTE="D";135988297]OH, and I don't mean family members.[/quote]
terrisus
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I like the cut of your jib.
Nailed it. Hook, line and sinker.
Other than that, I appreciate the "defense" but GAF kinda has a hive mind sometimes...once the floodgates open then expect a deluge lol. I'm not offended by what people are saying about me cause its all jokes and humor.
But I will say that if anyone here ever met me in person and hung out, I can almost guarantee 8 times out of 10 the perceptions about myself that Ive "given" people here would be hastily thrown out of the window.
I'm a nice guy, GAF. Don't let my internet antics have you all fooled
You really are reaching, aren't you? Do you need a stick? Perhaps a ladder?
ReturnOfTheRAT
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Incredible isn't it.
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
Read this post:
[QUOTE="D";136017484]The guy is married. His wife is masturbating despite him being around to fulfill her sexual needs. In marriage this isn't very common unless the couple has an open-mind about this sort of thing or its a habit/fetish.
Turns out the reason she does it is cause he has an extremely low sex drive, which means she wants intimacy far more than he does. She is getting off the best and most effective way she knows how.
Dunno how me being curious about how his abnormal his sex life is makes me young, naive or oblivious to human sexuality. Especially when its nearly by his own admission that it isn't normal and is one of the problems his spouse and himself are working through.[/QUOTE]
And tell me with a straight face my response was out of line.
hey pope francis this guy deserve to be a saint, hell make him god because he is
What's abnormal for some may be normal for others. If you don't agree that's fine, but it not cool to automatically make someone "naive about basic sexuality" and everything else related to that just because its normal for YOU or you don't agree with what's being said. Yes I said its abnormal because its what I'M used to observing and seeing. REALLY, its not cool to just pass judgement and assume things about a person based on their views PERIOD.
If its one thing I can stress about a lot of the responses in this thread to certain things, its PERCEPTION. Folks ARE entitled to how they view and feel about things, and if it doesn't match up with what you personally believe or observe, that's just fine and dandy. But a witch hunt it shouldn't make.
Lol judging by all the "feedback" I've been getting...I'd say I'm somewhere up there lol
After reading the OP, you were expecting some social discourse on gender based masturbation? Pokeballs and all?
EDIT: Remove stuff I can't properly articulate on a message board.
cardinalmind
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That sunhi .gif.... 10/10
You should have carefully stated your question OP. This went straight to creepspalooza for me.
For your question though, no I haven't encountered / "caught" one doing it.
You should have carefully stated your question OP. This went straight to creepspalooza for me.
For your question though, no I haven't encountered / "caught" one doing it.
Amentallica
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[QUOTE="D";136031359]What's abnormal for some may be normal for others. If you don't agree that's fine, but it not cool to automatically make someone "naive about basic sexuality" and everything else related to that just because its normal for YOU or you don't agree with what's being said. Yes I said its abnormal because its what I'M used to observing and seeing.
If its one thing I can stress about a lot of the responses in this thread to certain things, its PERCEPTION. Folks ARE entitled to how they view and feel about things, and if it doesn't match up with what you personally believe or observe, that's just fine and dandy. But a witch hunt it shouldn't make.[/QUOTE]
It's a poor choice to use the words normal/abnormal, although I understand what you're suggesting.
If its one thing I can stress about a lot of the responses in this thread to certain things, its PERCEPTION. Folks ARE entitled to how they view and feel about things, and if it doesn't match up with what you personally believe or observe, that's just fine and dandy. But a witch hunt it shouldn't make.[/QUOTE]
It's a poor choice to use the words normal/abnormal, although I understand what you're suggesting.
This is hilarious. Good job!
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
[QUOTE="D";136031359]What's abnormal for some may be normal for others. If you don't agree that's fine, but it not cool to automatically make someone "naive about basic sexuality" and everything else related to that just because its normal for YOU or you don't agree with what's being said. Yes I said its abnormal because its what I'M used to observing and seeing.
If its one thing I can stress about a lot of the responses in this thread to certain things, its PERCEPTION. Folks ARE entitled to how they view and feel about things, and if it doesn't match up with what you personally believe or observe, that's just fine and dandy. But a witch hunt it shouldn't make.[/QUOTE]
Here's the thing: masturbation among people in long term relationships is absolutely common, natural and normal, as pointed by several gaffers, including at very least a married one of the female persuasion.
People (married or not) not engaging in masturbation ARE abnormal. In this day and age, a married woman who shuns any other form of sexual pleasure besides intercourse with her husband is an outlier.
If you think this is not the case you are dead wrong and absolutely need to learn more about sexuality. My original response may be blunt, but still stands: get a book on the subject and get out more.
If its one thing I can stress about a lot of the responses in this thread to certain things, its PERCEPTION. Folks ARE entitled to how they view and feel about things, and if it doesn't match up with what you personally believe or observe, that's just fine and dandy. But a witch hunt it shouldn't make.[/QUOTE]
Here's the thing: masturbation among people in long term relationships is absolutely common, natural and normal, as pointed by several gaffers, including at very least a married one of the female persuasion.
People (married or not) not engaging in masturbation ARE abnormal. In this day and age, a married woman who shuns any other form of sexual pleasure besides intercourse with her husband is an outlier.
If you think this is not the case you are dead wrong and absolutely need to learn more about sexuality. My original response may be blunt, but still stands: get a book on the subject and get out more.
terrisus
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Well, to be fair, I am abnormal >.>
Amentallica
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Alright this needs its own thread. Tell us more.
PS3GamerKyle
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Can't say anything that has not been said....
But damn.
10/10
A+++
Would watch again.
Yeah I'm aware. Next time I'll be sure to be as clear as possible to avoid confusion. Forget that meaning can be muddled on the internet sometimes.
Do you not think it's a pretty common perception that guys are usually the ones with the higher sex drive. So that when it's the woman that has the higher sex drive, to the point where she's masturbating while her husbands around, that could be sort of seen as unusual? Would that really be all that naive to you? To the point where you'd tell someone to get out more or read a book about sexuality?
Like, I get where you're coming from, but I just think you're being weirdly harsh.
terrisus
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I see. Maybe its just my personal view on masturbation and marriage. I feel like if your other is around then unless you two get off on the concept or have some fetish of some sort for it, there shouldn't be a need for you to pleasure yourself when you have a perfectly good mouth/anus/vagina/other pair of hands that aren't yours (whatever the person is in to) around.
But I stand by what I said. It shouldn't make a person naive or know any less about sexuality. Its just a person's perception. Flawed maybe, but yes.
I laughed so much that I have hiccup now. Thanks to you and Sunhi.
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