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Carrie Fisher to write Star Wars tell-all, a.k.a. "The Cocaine Diaries"
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soundwave05
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Maybe lack of cocaine use is the reason why the prequels aren't as good.
They need to bring Carrie Fisher on set to get this party started right.
They need to bring Carrie Fisher on set to get this party started right.
Dear diary: If someone else tells me "I wanna Leia" again, they will die.
Dear diary: today Mark was in a motorcycle accident. I laughed.
Dear diary: Harrison asked me out. I said no. He asked Lucas out. Lucas said yes.
Dear diary: Those ewok costumes creep me the fuck out, especially after I've dropped like nine tabs. PS: that metal bra is cold.
Dear diary: today Mark was in a motorcycle accident. I laughed.
Dear diary: Harrison asked me out. I said no. He asked Lucas out. Lucas said yes.
Dear diary: Those ewok costumes creep me the fuck out, especially after I've dropped like nine tabs. PS: that metal bra is cold.
Dear Diary,
1977:
This new movie, 'Star Wars' is going to open alot of doors for me. The cast I work with is great, everyone is so nice and interesting.
1980: If I hear Mark complain about his accident one more time, I am going to gouge his fucking eyes out. I had to work with Chewbacca today, god damn that costume smells like hot garbage. George refused to get it washed, so I walked off the set.
The new guy, Billy Dee Williams, is such a perv. He stuck his fucking tongue in my ear yesterday! Jesus Christ.
1983: This desert heat is miserable. Thank god Frank Oz can score some terrific coke. It has really helped me get through these miserable days.
I can't wait until this shoot is over, I have big movies to star in. They say that I am typecast as Leia ... but I will show them fuckers!
Sometimes, after I do some blow ... I imagine Warwick Davis doing unspeakable things to me in his Ewok costume.
1977:
This new movie, 'Star Wars' is going to open alot of doors for me. The cast I work with is great, everyone is so nice and interesting.
1980: If I hear Mark complain about his accident one more time, I am going to gouge his fucking eyes out. I had to work with Chewbacca today, god damn that costume smells like hot garbage. George refused to get it washed, so I walked off the set.
The new guy, Billy Dee Williams, is such a perv. He stuck his fucking tongue in my ear yesterday! Jesus Christ.
1983: This desert heat is miserable. Thank god Frank Oz can score some terrific coke. It has really helped me get through these miserable days.
I can't wait until this shoot is over, I have big movies to star in. They say that I am typecast as Leia ... but I will show them fuckers!
Sometimes, after I do some blow ... I imagine Warwick Davis doing unspeakable things to me in his Ewok costume.
I really don't think this will be an expose guys... first, she is still good friends with lucas. secondaly, she looks (or at least says she has looked) very fondly on her time with star wars. third, I imagine she still sees some sort of royalty checks from the movies.
she might beat up on herself a little bit in the books, but I can guarantee she won't beat up on Star Wars or anyone involved.
she might beat up on herself a little bit in the books, but I can guarantee she won't beat up on Star Wars or anyone involved.
Kung Fu Jedi
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I read this yesterday and all I could think of was Shatner's "Star Trek Memories" books. It'll probably be about the same.
Spectral Glider
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Actually, this is how it starts:
1976: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere."
1976: "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and
irritating, and it gets everywhere."
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