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[Schmitty]

Mike McQueary

For real though, whats he doing

Saw him out on the Penn State golf course last summer so take from that what you will

Jay Paterno.

(But seriously, are any Penn Staters clamoring for Jay Paterno yet?)

No way. Everyone hated Jay and thought he was an awful coach. There's a reason we haven't had a good QB since Kerry Collins. Jay was the QB coach shortly after.

 

[cashman]

Briles just made a pretty hard denial, so you can cross him off the list. Looks like we've got Strong, Fisher and Mora left.

 

[sf2fanatic]

As a Trojan, I would enjoy this very much. Not because I don't think that we can beat him (I do), but because 1) UCLA would go into full-on hysterical panic mode, and 2) they lucked out big-time in how Mora turned out for them, and I don't think lightning would hit twice. Basically, I want this to happen because it would be hilarious.

I don't see how he could turn it down if offered, either. Not just because UT could probably outright purchase the entire institution of UCLA with cash much less buy out the contract, but because there are a few jobs you don't turn down when offered and the head coach of UT is one of them. Going to Washington was a more or less lateral move. Going to UT is not.

And UCLA plays Texas next year.
F......

 

[zyxwvu4321]

Briles just made a pretty hard denial, so you can cross him off the list. Looks like we've got Strong, Fisher and Mora left.

Feldman, etc on Twitter saying Mora out now too.

 

[bachikarn]

BOOM!

If Mack retired in 2009 like he was supposed to, Muschamp would be the HC at Texas, and Strong would probably be the HC at Florida.

 

[BlackGhost]

SI's Pete Thamel cites a source who said Auburn HC Gus Malzahn has told friends privately that coaching Texas is his dream job.
"If confronted with the choice between Auburn and Austin, it's a no-brainer move for Malzahn to bolt," Thamel writes. "The best job in the Big 12 is a much more stable place than The Plains, as even a play-caller of Malzahn's acumen isn't likely to make adjustments to historical trends." This adds an interesting wrinkle to the National Championship game. the article was written in early December, but the idea that Malzahn could be on Texas' radar stands.

Texas

 

[Lonestar]

Texas needs to hire Malzahn or Fisher. Only way to put a positive ending to this season for me.

 

[mre]

Texas needs to hire Malzahn or Fisher. Only way to put a positive ending to this season for me.

What season?

 

[zyxwvu4321]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

 

[cashman]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Roll motherfucking Tide

 

[SyNapSe]

I'm thinking Booze.
http://t.co/6iSBYRM4xL

 

[bucknuticus]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2014/01/red_cross_of_oklahoma_on_sugar.html

 

[Subitai]

So, fellow CFB-GAF Penn Staters -- who do you want to be the new coach? Al Golden? Tom Bradley out of retirement?! Larry Johnson?

I wouldn't be opposed to Larry Johnson either. I'd be good w/ Munchak too if the the Titans get rid of him.

I'd also give Greg Roman another look.

 

[StoOgE]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC

 

[Lonestar]

Hope that video is good. At lunch and the cell signal here sucks so no video or pictures.

 

[JHall]

Briles just made a pretty hard denial, so you can cross him off the list. Looks like we've got Strong, Fisher and Mora left.

Strong looks so much better in orange and blue as opposed to burnt orange and white.

 

[BertramCooper]

Thanks to that Aisha Tyler thread I started, I think I've been officially designated as a creep by Modbot.

 

[truly101]

Thanks to that Aisha Tyler thread I started, I think I've been officially designated as a creep by Modbot.

I read some of that and the only thing that's going to stick with me is that owl gif. Thanks Bertram.

 

[dabig2]

Hope that video is good. At lunch and the cell signal here sucks so no video or pictures.

Pretty good. You have an extremely drunk, somewhat MILF-ish Bama chick doing a nice leap onto a group of people trying to get at this one kid. Gets in a few kicks to his head when she's restrained. Wish the uploader didn't put music over it as I wanted to hear the original audio for maximum hilarity.

 

[StoOgE]

Sounds like Strong might have accepted the Texas job.

Take it with a grain of salt of course, but announcement would be on Monday prior to the MNC to make sure Texas gets talked up prior to the game and at halftime.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Briles just made a pretty hard denial, so you can cross him off the list. Looks like we've got Strong, Fisher and Mora left.

Hard denial doesn't really mean anything, but I don't think it'll be Briles.

Sark said he hadn't even interviewed a few hours before he took the USC job.

 

[zyxwvu4321]

Other coaching stuff from the Twitters:

James Franklin going to interview with PSU on Sunday (Stewart Mandel)

Paul Johnson is hoping GT buys him out (Bruce Feldman)

 

[Draxal]

Thanks to that Aisha Tyler thread I started, I think Bucknuticus has been officially designated as a creep by Modbot.

Fixed it for you.

 

[Lonestar]

CollegeFootballTalk ‏@CFTalk 8m
South Carolina announces four to enter NFL draft: DE Jadeveon Clowney, DT Kelcy Quarles, CB Victor Hampton, WR Bruce Ellington

 

[sooperkool]

Not sure what to do about tonights game, I hate Dabo Sweeney and don't care for tOSU either.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Other coaching stuff from the Twitters:

James Franklin going to interview with PSU on Sunday (Stewart Mandel)

Paul Johnson is hoping GT buys him out (Bruce Feldman)

Bruce Feldman ‏@BFeldmanCBS 40m
Word is #GaTech coach Paul Johnson is not happy with the school. Hopes they buy him out, according to a source.

Off to Austin....

 

[Quake1028]

Stay the fuck away from Al you child rapers.

 

[bucknuticus]

Watching the game at the bar tonight, so not sure if I'll be posting during it or not so ill get all my comments out of the way now:

Our defense fucking sucks
These corners are garbage
Carlos Hyde Beast Mode
Fuuuuuuuu Braxton why did you do that, i hate you!
Brax on Brax on Brax, I love you Braxton
Smoooooooooooth Jaaaaaaaazzzz
Fire Fickell
Urban looks like hes going to have another heart attack
Our WR cant catch
You know, Tajh Boyd almost came to OSU
Sammy Watkins /amcry
Yay we only lose by 14 points!

 

[bucknuticus]

Word is ModBot thinks you're creepy, how do you plead?

Damnt Bert!

 

[andycapps]

Paul Johnson is hoping GT buys him out (Bruce Feldman)

He'd probably go to Georgia Southern and do great there. But yeah, of course he wants to get fired so he can get paid and then go get paid at another school.

Man, USCe is going to be really down next year. Connor Shaw is gone, plus all of them. Awesome.

 

[Monroeski]

You know, Tajh Boyd almost came to OSU

Still blows my mind that he and Bryce Petty were both committed to Tennessee in the same class but Kiffin was hired and told them both to walk.

 

[Schmitty]

Stay the fuck away from Al you child rapers.

You know Golden played for Penn State, right? I guess your coach is a child raper as well.

 

[yellowjacket25]

Paul Johnson is hoping GT buys him out (Bruce Feldman)

This has been shot down by multiple sources.

 

[Randolph Freelander]

Dan Wolken ‏@DanWolken 1h
Re: Paul Johnson, his $7.5 million buyout essentially takes any firing off the table. I don't expect a change there as things stand now.

Paul Hewitt was another GT coach that had a sweetheart deal, something like it always rolled over, which made firing him prohibitively expensive. Of course, they eventually did, but it cost them a pretty penny.

 

[Purple Cheeto]

I heard Modbot is TDM, confirm or deny.

 

[zyxwvu4321]

CaneSport has confirmed that Al Golden has been offered the head coaching job at Penn State. While expected to take it, no word yet from Al

More coach stuffs.

 

[Lonestar]

 

[Yaboosh]

Why would they want Golden?

 

[Zigzz14]

I can't see moving from Tha U to Penn St in any case. Sideways move.

Franklin would be a good get.

Even though I hate Penn State having grown up here in Pennsylvania I can tell you I think its a much better job than the Miami job

 

[Karakand]

As a Trojan, I would enjoy this very much. Not because I don't think that we can beat him (I do), but because 1) UCLA would go into full-on hysterical panic mode, and 2) they lucked out big-time in how Mora turned out for them, and I don't think lightning would hit twice. Basically, I want this to happen because it would be hilarious.

I don't see how he could turn it down if offered, either. Not just because UT could probably outright purchase the entire institution of UCLA with cash much less buy out the contract, but because there are a few jobs you don't turn down when offered and the head coach of UT is one of them. Going to Washington was a more or less lateral move. Going to UT is not.

http://ucla.scout.com/2/1362687.html

Your prognostication is about as bad as the Trogan defense.

 

[DrForester]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Was she arrested?

 

[cashman]

https://www.google.com/search?q=eja316

hmm

 

[bucknuticus]

My cousin books netjets flights around the country, i'm not saying, but im just saying

 

[andycapps]

This has been shot down by multiple sources.

True, they don't want to pay his $8 million buyout. That's despite having so many rich alumni with those awesome Georgia Tech degrees.

 

[Purple Cheeto]

http://ucla.scout.com/2/1362687.html

Your prognostication is about as bad as the Trogan defense.

Mora to Texas didn't make sense to me. He's just biding his time at ucla until the NFL calls again.

 

[inm8num2]

I think she watched MSU vs. Stanford before Bama/OU.

 

[BertramCooper]

As expected, there are bullshit rumors swirling about Tress interviewing for the Browns HC job. (Thankfully the latest one has been retracted by the PD.)

And this time there's even an asinine fan video featuring a couple of 10-year-old girls pleading for the Browns to hire him.

Desperation breeds stupidity.

 

[jakncoke]

Should I be annoyed if Penn St gets Al Golden?

 

[jjasper]

Why the fuck are both the orange and cotton tonight? I am gonna blame jerry.

 

[Affeinvasion]

Should I be annoyed if Penn St gets Al Golden?

What happened there the last time a guy with greased back hair prowled the sideline wearing a suit and tie? Couldn't be worse than that...