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[tedtropy]

She's kind of like Lindsay Lohan...only she can actually sing. I'm sure some people would call her weighty, but I likes a little meat on my women. These are from some craparazzi shots. I'm especially liking the second pic. So close, yet so far away!

 

[Saturnman]

Her body looks like it's 35.

 

[belgurdo]

Her body looks like it's 35.

More like "her body looks like a normal woman's instead like an airbrushed model"

 

[Saturnman]

A normal 35-year-old, yes.

 

[dem]

Id stick my steeple in that uh.. church?

Sorry.. i cant think of anything..

=(

 

[Doth Togo]

Id stick my steeple in that uh.. church?

Sorry.. i cant think of anything..

=(

A house of worship? :lol

 

[shuri]

A real woman! My name is Shuri and I approve of this thread.

 

[mrmyth]

Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.

 

[tedtropy]

Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.

Aaaaaaaaamen. :lol

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

mmm..... annointing with oil....

 

[duderon]

Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.

:lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Ripclawe]

Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.

Preach it from the mountain top!

nothing wrong with a woman with meat on the bones.

 

[norinrad21]

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Koshiro]

Her body looks like it's 35.

Surely a bannable offense?

 

[MrPing1000]

fappage. I dig the accent to

 

[belgurdo]

Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.

I'm rolling here :lol flawless victoly

 

[mrmyth]

 

[Doth Togo]

Why hasn't there been more pics? Must I do all the work?!?

 

[talking head]

-1 smokers

 

[tedtropy]

My ISP's going to disown me, but it was worth it!

 

[lilraylewis]

Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.

Absolutely brilliant!

 

[Saturnman]

Surely a bannable offense?

You can not ban the truth.

 

[Matlock]

Her body looks like it's 35.

If that's 35, then I'll still be happy in 15 years.

 

[MrPing1000]

If that's 35, then I'll still be happy in 15 years.

I knew you'd be on our side

 

[tedtropy]

Since when is 35 even all that old? There's many a woman out there of that age and older that still look great. A girl doesn't have to be 18 to be hot. Personally, I think she's got a great body, regardless of whatever age it may 'seem' like...

 

[Triumph]

Hubba hubba. Lil Charlotte is all grown up, and I LIKES it.

 

[Gorey]

Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.

Brother, the flock is with you. Believe!

 

[Baconäger]

A little chubby.

The plus side being she has some big fat titties.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

fuck I can't wait till I'm 35.

 

[Mugen]

I used to like her back she was younger and a bit thinner.

 

[mrmyth]

A little chubby.

The plus side being she has some big fat titties.

I used to like her back she was younger and a bit thinner.

Post your body fat percentages please.

 

[Baconäger]

Post your body fat percentages please.

It's less than hers, I know that.

And I'm not saying she's fat, but she's just a little too fat for me.

 

[duderon]

It's less than hers, I know that.

And I'm not saying she's fat, but she's just a little too fat for me.

"for me" what? Too fat to make it into the "if i ever see so and so celebrity in the real world i'll cream myself" group. :lol

 

[Belfast]

I'd make her sing soprano.

 

[hXc_thugg]

That's one Church I'd go to worship in...or something.

 

[evil ways]

I approve of her. At least with her frame I know I wouldn't have to be worried of accidentally breaking her in half like a toothpick.

 

[Azala]

More like "her body looks like a normal woman's instead like an airbrushed model"

Wow, give the man a medal! You're so right. You don't have to be 35 to get a little padding (I mean padding not fat). The only time you see those skinny chicks is in their teens. It's called puberty man, and woman add a few % of body fat in their late teens/early twenties. She's not even chunky, well maybe a wee bit looking in some of those pictures. But cut the girl some slack, it's not like she's got fat oozing out and over her lowrider jeans.

I bet if you airbrushed her she'd look more 'normal' by societies standards.

 

[dem]

Church > Lohan

 

[hXc_thugg]

Church > Lohan

This man speaks the truth.

 

[kgHavok23]

This man speaks the truth.

God no. There is a fine line between being round and cute, and being fat. Charlotte Church passed that line two jelly rolls ago. nuff said.

 

[jooey]

chunky but funky

 

[KingGondo]

Wow... A girl with musical talent AND good looks. Reminds me of somebody!

:lol

 

[SKluck]

Perfect, IMO.

 

[Matlock]

Wow... A girl with musical talent AND good looks. Reminds me of somebody!

:lol

I see no girl there, only a pug dog.

 

[MASB]

What an untalented paparazzi. Surely her arm wasn't over her chest the entire time!!

 

[isamu]

isn't she going out with tayshun prince or some shit?

 

[J2 Cool]

Church > Lohan

I likey but please don't jump the plank.

 

[Richiban]

Man, am I glad till I waited to get home from work before checking this thread out.

*Unzips Pants*

 

[Socreges]

She looks much, much better if you stare at the fatty in the background for 20 seconds.

Honestly, she's got a nice body, if a little chubby.

 

[Saturnman]

Charlotte has always been chubby. It has nothing to do with puberty.