Charlotte Church Appreciation Thread (Um, Whoa)

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$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
She's kind of like Lindsay Lohan...only she can actually sing. I'm sure some people would call her weighty, but I likes a little meat on my women. These are from some craparazzi shots. I'm especially liking the second pic. So close, yet so far away!

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Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.
 
mrmyth said:
Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.
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Aaaaaaaaamen. :lol
 
mrmyth said:
Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.
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:lol :lol :lol :lol
 
mrmyth said:
Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.
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Preach it from the mountain top!

nothing wrong with a woman with meat on the bones.
 
mrmyth said:
Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.
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I'm rolling here :lol flawless victoly
 
mrmyth said:
Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.
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Absolutely brilliant!
 
Since when is 35 even all that old? There's many a woman out there of that age and older that still look great. A girl doesn't have to be 18 to be hot. Personally, I think she's got a great body, regardless of whatever age it may 'seem' like...
 
Yea, though I walk through the valley in the shadow of skinny prepubescent Japansese girls, I shall fear no prosecutions, for thou art with me, your big natural boobs they comfort me. Thou preparest thy thick thighs for me in the presense of mine flat-chested enemies, you anointeth them with oil. Your cups runneth over. Surely Goodness and Mercy will follow me all the days of my life, and I shall dwell my heads in between those boobs forever.
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Brother, the flock is with you. Believe!
 
Bacon said:
It's less than hers, I know that.

And I'm not saying she's fat, but she's just a little too fat for me.
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"for me" what? Too fat to make it into the "if i ever see so and so celebrity in the real world i'll cream myself" group. :lol
 
I approve of her. At least with her frame I know I wouldn't have to be worried of accidentally breaking her in half like a toothpick.
 
belgurdo said:
More like "her body looks like a normal woman's instead like an airbrushed model"
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Wow, give the man a medal! You're so right. You don't have to be 35 to get a little padding (I mean padding not fat). The only time you see those skinny chicks is in their teens. It's called puberty man, and woman add a few % of body fat in their late teens/early twenties. She's not even chunky, well maybe a wee bit looking in some of those pictures. But cut the girl some slack, it's not like she's got fat oozing out and over her lowrider jeans.

I bet if you airbrushed her she'd look more 'normal' by societies standards.
 
isn't she going out with tayshun prince or some shit?
 
She looks much, much better if you stare at the fatty in the background for 20 seconds.

Honestly, she's got a nice body, if a little chubby.
 
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