Doing dick moves like this helped him back in the day, like when he yelled at elementary school teacher.
Chris Christie gets pissed! (But the nachos are safe)
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Doing dick moves like this helped him back in the day, like when he yelled at elementary school teacher.
How About No
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well he may shit, he'd have to at some point
Acutally no looking at him he may be storing his shit indefinitely
Probably swapped for regular seats and used the credit to buy nachos.
Beelzeboss
Member
Does he have bodyguards with him? Easy to act all tough when someone will bail you out.
In the video a women says "there was a secret service right there" so I'd assume yeah, he had somebody there.
Which would explain the lack of nacho theft, peanut throwing, etc.
entremet
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Pretty sure it's standard for sitting governors/elected officials.
Did you see what he's eating?
Ether_Snake
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Trump will hire him tomorrow.
All the trash in Jersey has to go somewhere.
OG Shaka Zulu
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I give him credit for stepping to somebody but that outfit negates the toughness.
Anyone can be tough with armed security escorts surrounding you... but i guess you gotta be a special kind of guy to wear pants like that
Turbo Killer
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"I was our current president's errand boy, what have you done?"
How About No
Member
Chamberlain of the Meatloaf Stores
Khaos Kontrol
Banned
Meh. If he's getting berated by people I don't see why he has to take it. I don't take issue in responding to someone dissing him.
"Bitch do you know how hard it is to handle Trump's complicated McDonald's order?"
thechristoph
Sir!
Cubs guy should have pantomimed smelling bad breath. Wave the fumes away, pinch the nose, do a big "peeeeee-yeeeeeew!" Woulda got a big pop in the house.
He has his own security. He is a fucking pussy.
He's a hold me back type bitch.
Widdle Puppy
Banned
everything he does physically looks funny
Master Yoshi
Member
trying to impress the President, I'm sure.
How About No
Member
no sir, you first
I thought he was just holding Trumps wig. 🤔
ZackieChan
Member
I get hating the dude, but there is some shit being said in here that wouldn't fly about anyone but overweight people. I guess them and Chinese people are fair game on GAF.
TharpDaddy
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Yeah. I imagine he has a fairly sedentary lifestyle, eats quite a bit (could be due to stress, self-control, etc.), and just doesn't have the metabolism to support it. I've been overweight in the past so I could see how weight like his could happen if I didn't consciously decide to make a change. It's really easy to, say, like the taste of Chipotle, eat a burrito and not really consider that's 1k+ calories. Eat all 3 meals that big and the weight comes.
Solid SOAP
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I wonder if ya'll going off & fat-shaming Christy would say the same if he was an overweight woman
forreal guys he sucks and the trump administration sucks but have some damn tact when criticizing these idiots
forreal guys he sucks and the trump administration sucks but have some damn tact when criticizing these idiots
Yeah, when it's the right person GAF can do anything off the radar lol. I dislike the guy as much as anyone, and I am a fit person, but the fat shaming stuff is not my bag really. Some of these would be immediate bans if this way anyone different.
He does look pretty goofy though. You would think with the money and power you could get things under control at least on your personal level.
How About No
Member
tbh if a woman had that id be thinking "lordy lord that booty"
but it's attached to Chris Christie and his face so bleh
KojiKnight
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That man had more self control than I. I probably would have instigated him till he threw the first punch.
TharpDaddy
Member
I bet that'd go well with the secret service there.
LOL everyone likes to THINK they would say shit. And you are an idiot if you would actually do ANYTHING. Jesus people. I know you have these fantasies, but they would have you in jail for nothing in no time flat.
The ballgame is not the place to criticize the guy. Save it for the papers and social media and whatever else.
Master Of Illusion
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I hope his EZpass gets permanently stuck at "insufficient balance".
I hope gas station attendants ignore him, forcing him to pump his own gas.
I hope he gets banned from ever going to see Bruce Springsteen live again.
I hope all diners secure the glass pastry case to make sure this man is never able to lunge towards said sweets again.
I hope this fat fuck is deemed too fat to ride anything at Great Adventure, and is thus banned from the park when he accidentally causes Nitro to break down.
I hope this glucose filled fucktart is caught sleeping on the beach by marine biologists and dropped into a tank in either Orlando, San Diego, or San Antonio.
I hope he causes a magnetic imbalance driving on Gravity Hill and opens a portal to his new dungeon master Baal.
I hope Carrie Fisher comes back from the dead and ambushes him with a chain.
I hope gas station attendants ignore him, forcing him to pump his own gas.
I hope he gets banned from ever going to see Bruce Springsteen live again.
I hope all diners secure the glass pastry case to make sure this man is never able to lunge towards said sweets again.
I hope this fat fuck is deemed too fat to ride anything at Great Adventure, and is thus banned from the park when he accidentally causes Nitro to break down.
I hope this glucose filled fucktart is caught sleeping on the beach by marine biologists and dropped into a tank in either Orlando, San Diego, or San Antonio.
I hope he causes a magnetic imbalance driving on Gravity Hill and opens a portal to his new dungeon master Baal.
I hope Carrie Fisher comes back from the dead and ambushes him with a chain.
Host Samurai
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entremet
Member
I think being a terrible person helps remove that protection. I won't fatshame Christie myself, but he's a bit a twerp so I'm not shedding tears.