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UFC released some promo photos of their big cash draw, Phil "HEY PHIL" Brooks aka CM Punk. Do you feel the Roufusport training camp has paid off or what? He definitely looks different than his WWE run, even at the end.

Phil looks like he could make 145

What do you think? Can he make 145? I say yes.

 

[zychi]

 

[Pandaman]

must've been cold when they took the pictures.

 

[DMczaf]

I don't want to pay money to see Punk die.

 

[Parallax]

I don't want to pay money to see Punk die.

hes about to get that pipebomb to the chin

 

[Jarrod38]

When is his first and only fight?

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

He looks nervous. Who's the photographer?
Or I should ask, how tough looking is the photographer?

 

[rikichi]

Virgin nose

 

[Paracelsus]

I don't understand, there's people who get ripped just by doing cardio, how come he trains and he's still like he got rid of his beer belly two months ago?

 

[abstract alien]

When is his first and only fight?

no date

 

[Cheddahz]

He looks nervous. Who's the photographer?

Terry Richardson

 

[funkystudent]

I am really curious what Glass Joe level jobber they will make him fight against.

 

[Kevyt]

So he has to slim down to 145 lbs?

 

[Sheroking]

Who's the crank addict they're going to feed to him?

He ain't fighting nobody real. Too early to lose the curiosity buys.

 

[MoonsaultSlayer]

Terry Richardson

I expected this when typing lol.

 

[Jarrod38]

Who's the crank addict they're going to feed to him?

He ain't fighting nobody real. Too early to lose the curiosity buys.

Boxcar Willie

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

I am really curious what Glass Joe level jobber they will make him fight against.

I mean, they obviously aren't going to throw the best at him right off the bat. But, I don't think they'll just throw some random scrub at him, either. Too dangerous, 'cause if he loses still, he's fucked. If he loses his first fight to someone more legit, it won't be a huge deal since he's new.

 

[CassidyIzABeast]

The only difference I see is less muffin top.

 

[legacyzero]

Dudes are going to fold him up like a lawn chair.

 

[Imperial]

This always makes me laugh

 

[Vylash]

Phil "CM Punk" Brooks is looking like a lean, mean, ass kicking machine, Frank Mir better thank the gods that he's in another weight class

 

[Rur0ni]

Needs to get on that juice. Or a rigorous training regimen.

 

[Purexed]

There's no way in hell Phil can hang with 145 lb fighters. Those dudes are insanely quick.

 

[Cagey]

Man, the hilarity when people confidently mocked HHH because they thought he messed up his lines, because "you can't be skinny and fat at once lol"

Perfect first post.

 

[hamchan]

I wonder if it's just genetics that some people can't look ripped even if they train hard.

 

[KissVibes]

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE PICS OF HIM LOOKING GOOD AS FUCK?

 

[Forkball]

I don't understand, there's people who get ripped just by doing cardio, how come he trains and he's still like he got rid of his beer belly two months ago?

Pepsi is hard to burn off.

I guess he hasn't announced his weight class yet. I suppose it doesn't really matter since he's not going to be gunning for the title.

I mean, they obviously aren't going to throw the best at him right off the bat. But, I don't think they'll just throw some random scrub at him, either. Too dangerous, 'cause if he loses still, he's fucked. If he loses his first fight to someone more legit, it won't be a huge deal since he's new.

His first fight is money no matter what. Even if he gets demolished, there is still interest if there is a second fight to see if he's improved. If he gets wrecked for two fights in a row, the mystique and money is gone.

 

[entremet]

I see some mild gynecomastia

 

[Deleted member 47027]

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE PICS OF HIM LOOKING GOOD AS FUCK?

He had clothes on

I see some mild gynecomastia

Definitely. He needs an estrogen blocker.

 

[foxtrot3d]

He's already dead.

 

[Plywood]

I wonder if it's just genetics that some people can't look ripped even if they train hard.

no

 

[CastorTroy]

He needs to stop that bullshit vegetarian diet, or else he's gonna get murdered

 

[Data West]

His trunks ain't got no sponsors

 

[Parallax]

He needs to stop that bullshit vegetarian diet, or else he's gonna get murdered

hes vegetarian? i thought that was danielson

 

[Jazzy Network]

In the end he still gets to fuck AJ so he wins regardless.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Glad you went with the right ring name sunny

 

[Mechanized]

I wonder if it's just genetics that some people can't look ripped even if they train hard.

Punk has said in the past that he's tried everything to get cut and he can't seem to do it, he definitely looks slimmer here than his time in wwe so its definitely progress. Could very well be genetic.

 

[Plywood]

His trunks ain't got no sponsors

By the time he fights the Reebok deal will be in effect.

 

[alr1ght]

 

[Data West]

In the end he still gets to fuck AJ so he wins regardless.

Billy Kidman got to fuck Torrie Wilson. And nobody wants to be Billy Kidman.

 

[mdubs]

I look forward to his return to the WWE in 2018.

I'm serious, I actually do.

 

[Coins]

He looks like he shaved himself a hair bra?

 

[Lashley]

Not going to write him off and say he has no chance before seeing him fight (Like EVERYBODY else) but I will be surprised if he makes it in the UFC

 

[Kusagari]

His first fight is money no matter what. Even if he gets demolished, there is still interest if there is a second fight to see if he's improved. If he gets wrecked for two fights in a row, the mystique and money is gone.

If he gets demolished in his first fight by someone nobodies ever heard of I don't know how much a second fight would really make.

 

[Paracelsus]

He looks like he could get down to 130 and he wouldn't still have any definition what-so-ever.

 

[Queen of Hunting]

you can see the scar from his infection in this picture. just below my awesome editied black dot is the scar

 

[Deleted member 47027]

In the end he still gets to fuck AJ so he wins regardless.

If all you want in life is that, I guess he "wins" but there's a lot more to life than who you force your dick into.

Glad you went with the right ring name sunny

HEY PHIL

Punk has said in the past that he's tried everything to get cut and he can't seem to do it, he definitely looks slimmer here than his time in wwe so its definitely progress. Could very well be genetic.

He can do it if he puts his mind to it and loses bf%. That's all it is.

 

[Sojgat]

He looks like he shaved himself a hair bra?

lol

 

[PRBoricua]

He looks so old. How old is this dude? This is probably a bad decision.

 

[Dark Ninja]

I hope wwe makes a video of his mma fight where they zoom in on his ass for 3 minutes