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Coffee...aka...The Greatest Substance Ever

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SD-Ness

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I always looked down upon coffee for my parent's nastiness in the mornings. :lol

Now in college, I realize it is the greatest substance ever. While writing essays, while taking tests - it gets the mind pumped!

:lol
 
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In 20 years this thread will become the "heart attacks suck" thread.


But at least we'll be perky all the way to the hospital.
 
I've even found that standard coffee doesn't really do it for me these days. I've even switched to espresso for my early morning classes (damn 8:30 classes, and taking an hour to get to school.....). Nothing like a coffee pots worth of coffee compressed into 1 tea cup!!
 
Ghost said:
In 20 years this thread will become the "heart attacks suck" thread.

But at least we'll be perky all the way to the hospital.

Too bad science thus far doesn't agree with ya.
 
SD-Ness said:
I always looked down upon coffee for my parent's nastiness in the mornings. :lol

Now in college, I realize it is the greatest substance ever. While writing essays, while taking tests - it gets the mind pumped!

:lol


Beer disagrees with you!


But hay coffee's great
 
er since when did coffee cause heart attacks? I was under the impression that the only bad thing coffee did to you was cause you to be thirsty (being a diuretic or whatever) and make you go to the bathroom sooner.
 
Pellham said:
er since when did coffee cause heart attacks? I was under the impression that the only bad thing coffee did to you was cause you to be thirsty (being a diuretic or whatever) and make you go to the bathroom sooner.

Also gives me stomach aches sometimes....



































And with those stomach aches comes explosive shits......
 
Tenacious-V said:
I've even found that standard coffee doesn't really do it for me these days. I've even switched to espresso for my early morning classes (damn 8:30 classes, and taking an hour to get to school.....). Nothing like a coffee pots worth of coffee compressed into 1 tea cup!!

That's another fallacy. Espresso is not higher in caffiene if you take into account portion sizes. One shot of espresso has less than a cup of coffee.

By means of comparison, a 7 oz cup of coffee has the following caffeine (mg) amounts, according to Bunker and McWilliams in J. Am. Diet. 74:28-32, 1979:
Drip 115-175
Espresso 100mg of caffeine
1 serving (1.5-2oz)
 
i honestly don't get that buzz you guys are talking about. i don't drink coffee (the real stuff, not the freeze dried granual shit) to keep me awake or to get me through the day, i drink it because i enjoy the taste.
 
Scrow said:
i honestly don't get that buzz you guys are talking about. i don't drink coffee (the real stuff, not the freeze dried granual shit) to keep me awake or to get me through the day, i drink it because i enjoy the taste.

Denial :lol

Coffee is something I'm glad I never got hooked on. I used it when I worked nights and a little in college. Man it turns people into freaks all you coffee drinkers have no idea how much it effects you.
 
shantyman said:
That's another fallacy. Espresso is not higher in caffiene if you take into account portion sizes. One shot of espresso has less than a cup of coffee.

A cup of drip has more caffeine than an equal portion of espresso. It has to do with drip being a slower process than making an espresso.
 
darscot said:
Denial :lol
no really, i'm serious. i could drink a cup before i go to bed no problem. besides, I'm pretty good in terms of my intake. i usually only have one a day, two at the most.
 
darscot said:
Coffee is something I'm glad I never got hooked on. I used it when I worked nights and a little in college. Man it turns people into freaks all you coffee drinkers have no idea how much it effects you.

While I think you're an idiot I do agree that coffee is a very strong drug. It took me two months to adjust to the point where a cup didn't make me break out in sweats or have the shakes.
 
White Man said:
A cup of drip has more caffeine than an equal portion of espresso. It has to do with drip being a slower process than making an espresso.

I guess I have a wierd espresso maker, it's a stovetop container that boils the water underneath, and then goes/steams up into a separate chamber where the coffee is and it stays there as long as you want it too, and keeps it heated. Then you disconnect the bottom chamber and put a cup underneath it and push this lever thing and it compresses the chamber and all the coffee out of it through the same spout. You end up with a crazy cup of espresso and like a pancake of coffee grounds. You can almost pick up the pancake whole as a disk most of the time. It's pretty neat.

It's really fuckin strong compared to a normal cup of coffee for me.
 
Tenacious-V said:
I've even found that standard coffee doesn't really do it for me these days. I've even switched to espresso for my early morning classes (damn 8:30 classes, and taking an hour to get to school.....). Nothing like a coffee pots worth of coffee compressed into 1 tea cup!!
With the cost of store-bought espresso drinks, combined with their relative lack of actual caffeine content, you might be better off just taking caffeine pills with a large glass of water in the morning. I can't stand the taste of most iced coffees, and hot coffee on hot days isn't always enjoyable, so that's what I do in the summertime if I feel I need to.

Tenacious-V said:
I guess I have a wierd espresso maker [...]
It's really fuckin strong compared to a normal cup of coffee for me.

I think that's a Moka Pot? The strong taste and subsequent reaction is psychosomatic, not necessarily indicative of the caffeine content, but of course it also depends on how much you're drinking .
 
personally i like my occasional frosted latte or cup of joe...and i did just recently read that scientists have proved a 20 oz. cup of coffee a day to be health beneficial. (although, they also did say that too much more than that can be a problem causer).
 
Coffee is good every now and then, but I prefer tea myself.

A tall cup of tea mixed with orange and honey = BRING IT ON DAY I'LL FUCK YOU UP!!
 
I can't live without coffee, I had an economy test today didn't sleep at all last night who came to the rescue? a cup of coffee :lol
 
Pellham said:
er since when did coffee cause heart attacks? I was under the impression that the only bad thing coffee did to you was cause you to be thirsty (being a diuretic or whatever) and make you go to the bathroom sooner.

If you are hypertensive (high blood pressure) the temporary blood pressure rise caffeine causes can be very dangerous.
 
Ghost said:
If you are hypertensive (high blood pressure) the temporary blood pressure rise caffeine causes can be very dangerous.

I have it and my doctor told me not to worry about caffeine. I don't know what to believe. I switched to decaf in the mornings so I don't have the morning headaches if I don't drink it.
 
darscot said:
all you coffee drinkers have no idea how much it effects you.
Oh, I know exactly how much it affects me. Withdrawal can happen after 24 hours if I'm on a steady, daily dosage, and I'm mostly worthless in the morning if I hadn't had coffee yet. I've experimented with going off it over time, and it always involves headaches for a few days, followed by cravings that tend to make me eat sugar. I haven't put the effort into really going off of it, and besides, I like the taste of a good latte or flavored drink too much now. :)
 
Scrow said:
no really, i'm serious. i could drink a cup before i go to bed no problem. besides, I'm pretty good in terms of my intake. i usually only have one a day, two at the most.

I'm with you on this. I actually have had a couple cups of coffee then gone right to bed. I used to get withdrawal symptoms after a day or so without it, but I don't anymore, I think because I kept going a few days without every few months.

Coffee actually helps calm me down and focus. Decaf coffee also seems to do this, so I'm guessing it's mostly a placebo effect, but hey I'll take it. :lol
 
Wow. Some of you are insanely dependant on coffee. It is the most overused drug in America, too. I used to drink a cup almost everyday, but for the past 2 months I find myself rushing out of the house to get to work. I never went through a withdrawl phase or anything like that. I've drank coffee plenty of times before bed and fell asleep with ease.

It has zero effect on me, and I genuinely drink it for the taste.
 
I always looked down upon coffee for my parent's nastiness in the mornings.

Now in college, I realize it is the greatest substance ever. While writing essays, while taking tests - it gets the mind pumped!

Your body will adjust. Eventually you'll have to drag yourself to the coffee to feel normal. The plus side is that you have a bit more control over your wakefullness if that's a word.



Caffeine in small amounts won't hurt you.

Try not to drink more than 2 cups a day of coffee.

I drink a few cups of green tea a day. Celestial Seasonings has some great flavors and they scored high on the antioxidant tests. But those bastards won't include a string for the tea bag so I've got to fish it out with a straw at work.

Green tea has caffeine, but it has an insane amount of health benefits. Inhibits cancer growth, increases fat metabolism (easier to lose and keep weight off), slows aging rate a little, and more.

Coffee has some benefits too, but not that many. Coffee recently got recogonized as being the #1 source of antioxidants for the typical American diet. That's not saying much...



Caffeine raises blood pressure to dangerous levels? How much caffeine are we talking about?

Green tea decreases blood pressure:


http://vanderbiltowc.wellsource.com/dh/content.asp?ID=1688


http://www.whfoods.com/genpage.php?tname=foodspice&dbid=146

Lowers Blood Pressure and Helps Prevent Hypertension

A study published in the July 2004 issue of the Archives of Internal Medicine found that among persons consuming tea regularly for at least one year, the risk of developing high blood pressure was 46% lower among those who drank ½ cup to 2 ½ cups per day, and 65% less among those consuming more than 2 ½ cups per day.

In another study, this one of rats bred not only have high blood pressure but also to be prone to strokes, those rats given green tea had significantly lower systolic and diastolic blood pressure compared to controls, who received plain water. The animals in this study, which was published in the January 2004 issue of the Journal of Nutrition, consumed the human equivalent of 1 liter (1.1 quarts or a little more than 4 cups) of green tea per day.


Everyone should drink green tea and do other things for their health. Preventive medicine FTW. It works, you feel better everyday, and it's cheap.
 
Oops. I drink at least a pot a day.

I may be wrong about that.

I recall it being about 200-400+ mg of caffeine at once being bad for you. But I'm too lazy to search for it.

Everyone seems to react differently to it though. Just look at some people in this thread having problems consuming a single cup.
 
Coffee sucks because it's hot and it tastes bad and it gives you gas.

Why do people drink it? Because they think it make them look cool and all adultish. Yeah, that's right.
 
SD-Ness said:
I always looked down upon coffee for my parent's nastiness in the mornings. :lol

Now in college, I realize it is the greatest substance ever. While writing essays, while taking tests - it gets the mind pumped!

:lol

Wrong.

the winner is Marijuana.
 
Last two times I drank green tea I would up with a terrible headache.

Drink coffee all the time. Favorite "regular" flavor is Maxwell House. If I go for a flavored type, it is usually some sort of chocolate.
 
Drinking coffee right now. :lol

I drink one cup in the morning cause I get it for free with breakfast at my workplace's cafeteria. Sometimes I need it, sometimes I don't.

I tend to not really drink coffee unless I am damn near about to collapse from exhaustion. For keeping me awake in meetings, coffee, I salute you. :lol
 
What about other types of tea?

While other teas come from the same tea leaves, they are processed more. It destroys some of the antioxidants (not all) that give the health benefits from green tea.
 
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Ahhh. :D And damn are some of you guys nervous nellies. If coffee's your dirty habit then you're doing pretty fucking good, and based on a few tsk-tsk reactions here you'd think ppl are talking about shooting crystal meth into their eyeballs 20 times a day in order to get by.


There's a Tim Horton's on the first floor of the building I work at now... it's like having your crack dealer move into the apartment next door and install a sliding window into your living room. One awesome innovation of my new workplace is the Friday Flip. We all drink loads of coffee and love our Tim's in the morning, so every Friday everyone (usually 4-7 ppl) gathers in a circle with a coin and flips in unison. Odd man or woman out not only has to do the Tim's run for everyone they have to buy, not only is the competition thrilling but getting your coffee for free makes it taste 82% better than normal. I lost my initial Flip because the first round tied 2-2 and in the second round I dropped my loonie, resulting in an immediate DQ and much mocking. A few of us have special coins just for the Friday Flip, older silver dollars and big novelty coins are popular because it might distract the guy standing next to you.
 
I drink coffee because I enjoy the taste- straight and black. But I really can't notice a buzz or anything. It warms me up, but nothing buzzy and I don't feel more awake.
 
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