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[Jeff-DSA]

Trick is, raise the pitch of your laugh, until it's undecipherable. Or sounds like you've got a problem with your sinuses.

That sounds like a terrible trick.

 

[Cornballer]

1+1=2

 

[Lonestar]

Ugh, I hate breaking this news after recent celebratory events, but:

Roll Bama Roll ?@rollbamaroll
Sorry folks, we won't be doing meltdown time again this year. It's too time consuming & had gone off the deep end. #RiotStarterTweets

FFFFFUUUUUUU

 

[cashman]

Anyone else getting this ad:

Because I'm taking this as a personal challenge.

I've been getting LHN ads

You probably can't do it.

God I love this video.

 

[mre]

Ugh, I hate breaking this news after recent celebratory events, but:



FFFFFUUUUUUU

Well. Damn.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Ugh, I hate breaking this news after recent celebratory events, but:



FFFFFUUUUUUU

This is some bullshit. This Week in Schadenfreude is no where near as good or as in depth as Meltdown Time.

Unless this is a way to collect meltdowns about this Meltdown time.

 

[Lonestar]

Someone's unofficial Meltdown (No Auburn, because their new SBNation site was closed all weekend long)
Michigan

Right now this is what it looks like when Bama play Kentucky.
holy shit ... we forced a punt
Anybody else ready for Robinson to graduate?

Iowa – Beat Northern Illinois by 1 in unimpressive fashion. It would appear that their fan base doesn’t care for their QB, O-line, Defense, Soldier Field, and well actually, they don’t like any of it.

What do you shoot when you're out of feet? Because we’re out of feet, but not done shooting ourselves
Might as well get drunk and fucking belligerent.
JUST FUCKING LEAVE VANDY I AM DONE WITH YOU
DAMMIT VANDENBERG LEARN TO READ THE FUCKING BLITZ
Throw the ball away you fucking moron!
Does this blocking smell like herpes?
For fuck's sake block a punt or something
Jesus Fucking Christ. We are a shit show.
National title hopes still alive!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I need to vomit.
FUCK playing at Soldier Field….EVER AGAIN… This place brings out the shit in Iowa…
Excuse me, I need to chew and swallow 325 mg of aspirin.

Wisconsin

Wisconsin - struggled with Northern Iowa.

If there's a three and out here I'm going to punch a baby.
Where's the vodka
i going to need a second bottle
Oline needs to find their balls

Oklahoma

Oklahoma – struggled with UTEP

Is Mangino still available?
get ready for another pacific life holiday bowl yay!!!
I may have to take up smoking to keep me calm
I'd give a kidney for Chris Peterson
I'm pissing my pants about what the Texas defense could do to our offense they would crush us.
Michigan played better against bama than we would

Maryland

Maryland – the Edsell train keeps on rolling down the tracks, as they beat super power William and Mary 7-6.

When is basketball season?
This is loose butthole.
Why is rockin randy wearing a Kim Jong IL reject shirt?
FUCKING RUNNING 2 MUCH WIT A SHITTY O-LINE!!!!
13 more wins for a national championship!

Penn State

Penn St. – At first I was going to cut them a break, then I read some of the comments.

RUN THE FUCKING BALL MCGLOIN
Time to do something ted fucking roof.
The way the refs are caling this game makes me feel like I’m watching a boxing match promoted by Don King
When we lose I’m slitting my throat.
Wow a holding call on Ohio clearly that official supports child molesters
Ah...there we go the refs are showing adequate outrage against child abuse
I'm a little bit bothered by the fact that Ted Roof is getting outcoached by an FCS OC
Why is Graham Spanier coaching our defense?
Game set match fucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's going to be a long decade.
We shouldve taken the death penalty.
All you assholes you said "it's too early to call the game" Can suck my dick. Peace out. See you in 10 years.
And I bet somewhere that dickhead Silas is laughung at us.
You guys. This loss helps the victims
At least we wont notice the bowl ban.

 

[bluemax]

Week 2 is up.

 

[timetokill]

Dude, I'm good. Thank you again for taking the time to do the contest. Definitely makes the threads more compelling for everyone participating.

Especially if you're a fan of a school that hasn't won a game in more than decade.

Oh, I'm not angry or anything! I'm glad everyone enjoys its o much.

If it was on Yahoo, we'd already know the final score for the whole season!

It's true, I was actually delaying the week's scores so that Meier would have something to point to

 

[StrikerObi]

Edit: You don't know Michael Irvin?

I have basically zero interest in the NFL and did not even become interested in college football until 2002. As such, I have very little knowledge of famous players from schools other than FSU.

Edit: sorry for bumping the old thread