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BRAZIL COULDN'T SCORE A GOAL ON PENALTY KICKS

THIS TEAM WILL NEVER WIN WORLD CUP 2014

I'm not sure we'll even manage to host the WC, let alone win it.

 

[iKeepPlaying]

It's over... Now I'm getting nervous. If Chile doesn't win, I'll chop my nuts.

 

[MPW]

fuck this coach

 

[jett]

I've never seen a more horrible penalty shootout.

 

[criesofthepast]

im dying of laughter.

worst penalty kicks in history of football.

 

[elty]

Wow, so Brazil is 0/4, just managed to beat USA 1/4 in the Woman's final.

 

[Mobius 1]

Fucking embarrassing.


No excuse for this.


Well done, Best Guay.

 

[SamuraiX-]

120 minutes.
4 penalty attempts.

0 goals.

BraROFLMFAOzil.

 

[vordhosbn]

I spit out my water on the 4th one.

 

[Leckan]

Fucking loove this sport!!!!!

 

[feel]

Robinho u mad




the long ass runs with like 4 paradinhas each for the brazil kicks were the best thing...

 

[Kid Ying]

What the fuck happened, bwahahaha. Too pathetic to be truth.

In 2014 there won't be a Maracanazzo. Brazil will never get to the quarterfinals with this team....

And last, but not least: FUCK NEYMAR!

 

[Insane Metal]

Aaaaaand that's it!

And as I said before: I got the feeling that the Brazilian team did it on purpose. Everybody sucked in every game they played. I'm 26 and I've never seen Brazil playing so badly. Those kicks... man... no way.

Regardless, I hope Mano gets the fuck out.

 

[Noshino]

UNA BUENA COPA AMERICA?

WUT

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ROBINHO

 

[guina]

BAHAHAHA WTF

 

[Oveja Negra]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA @ LOLZIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, how in the hell can those idiots be sooo bad at kicking the ball.

In all seriousness, the whole set of penalties was executed like shit (including the paraguayans).

 

[Brazil]

Melhor coisa que podia acontecer. Sério.

Get the FUCK outta there, Mano. NOW.

 

[Altazor]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Backwards Marathon]

Fire EVERYBODY that wore a yellow jersey and coaches

 

[Regulus Tera]

What the fuck happened, bwahahaha. Too pathetic to be truth.

In 2014 there won't be a Maracanazzo. Brazil will never get to the quarterfinals with this team....

And last, but not least: FUCK NEYMAR!

You won't get out of the group stage with this team.


Venezuelaaaaaa you can do it!

 

[rodvik]

Well done Brazil, I didnt think any major team could manage to go out in a more humiliating manner than Argentina. You took the prize. /Salute

 

[KidA Seven]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BRAZIL

WOW

 

[DD]

ARGH! I said in the middle of the second half: "the ball will not get in the goal", but damn, not even in penalties?! WTF?????????!!!!!

Best Guay made a miracle today!

 

[Fersis]

Effin Penalties how do they work?

 

[DoornicK]

Second time I've seen this happend in my life. The first one was Copa Libertadores 2004 final, where Boca lost (it still fucking hurts thinking about that night).

 

[Mobius 1]

Melhor coisa que podia acontecer. Sério.

Get the FUCK outta there, Mano. NOW.

Com certeza.

I just want to see how the media will make excuses for this shit.

 

[Facism]

Brazil needed a player like Alex de Souza to control that midfield and attack.

 

[maxxpower]

Melhor coisa que podia acontecer. Sério.

Get the FUCK outta there, Mano. NOW.

It's not his fault they missed 4 penalties.

 

[confuziz]

So Uruguay are favorites to win this now?

 

[criesofthepast]

chile with an easy path to the finals.

uruguay v chile will be great

Spoiler

chile winning it all just as i predicted YAHHHHHHHHHH CHILE CHILE CHILE

 

[rodvik]

On the plus side, the Copa is wide open now. I want a new team to win!

 

[Xena]

Melhor coisa que podia acontecer. Sério.

Get the FUCK outta there, Mano. NOW.

As long as they don't get my Tite, I'm all for it.

 

[Peterthumpa]

Melhor coisa que podia acontecer. Sério.

Get the FUCK outta there, Mano. NOW.

Tava torcendo pro Brasil perder também, mas PQP... assim foi inexplicavelmente ridículo.

At least Mano will probably quit, thought really... I don't know if a new coach could fix this "generation".

 

[Insane Metal]

It's not his fault they missed 4 penalties.

Yes it is.

It's his fault that he couldn't get a team filled with, at least, decent players, to play a little decent football.

 

[jamesinclair]

Lol, this is what happens when you're "too good" for Kaka and Ronaldinho.

Who cares if they like clubs? At least they score.

 

[DD]

As a brazilian, I have to say: anyone but Urugay. :3

 

[JJD]

Well done Brazil, I didnt think any major team could manage to go out in a more humiliating manner than Argentina. You took the prize. /Salute

I don't think Argentina was humiliated in any way...that game was amazing right to the penalties, any team could emerge victorious. Brazil on the other hand...

 

[UV-6]

Brazil needed a player like Alex de Souza to control that midfield and attack.

This.

How a mastermind like Alex is not called up still baffles me. 28 goals and 13 assists in 37 games this season. Single-handily won games for Fenerbahce.

 

[Altazor]

VAMOS CHILE MIERDA A GANARLE A VENEZUELA!!!

 

[Joel Was Right]

Need highlights of this game

 

[Oveja Negra]

The best part was when TV showed some brazilians fans after the second missed penal, the faces were like:

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

Who's ready to plunk down 40 million euros for Neymar?

 

[yellow submarine]

Ok, just saw the highlights at http://www.youtube.com/copaamerica

Wow, Brazil had a LOT of good chances, but just couldn't get it into the back of the Net. Also, Paraguay GK engaged beast mode too.

 

[Brazil]

It's not his fault they missed 4 penalties.

Erm... The missed penalties weren't the problem. They're the solution.

 

[Insane Metal]

Who's ready to plunk down 40 million euros for Neymar?

If he plays for any other team as well as he play for Santos, that's a nicely spent money. For the national team, on the other hand.... LOL

 

[BlueMagic]

Court was fucked up though.

 

[rodvik]

I don't think Argentina was humiliated in any way...that game was amazing right to the penalties, any team could emerge victorious. Brazil on the other hand...

Failing to beat a 10 man side when you have some of (including the) best players in the world? Pretty bad imho. But yes at least Argentina failed in an entertaining manner. Brazil managed somehow to be worse and duller.

 

[SamuraiX-]

I was watching the Women's World Cup Final during this match.

Wtf was the deal with the 2 red cards for both teams in the 102nd minute?

 

[Kid Ying]

The problem is not the coach... Well... Actually, it is, but i don't think it's all Mano's fault.

It's just that the team itself is not good. CBF pressed Mano to choose a whole new set of players after the fiasco of last year, but they should've done a transition with experienced players and new talents, not just new people.

This cup we had a bunch of kids who never played a tournament in the brazilian squad. It was a bad idea right from the start.

I was watching the Women's World Cup Final during this match.

Wtf was the deal with the 2 red cards for both teams in the 102nd minute?

Lucas Leiva made a foul, a bad one, the paraguayans got nervous and tried to start a fight. Then, him and some other guy got the red card.

 

[BlueMagic]

Failing to beat a 10 man side when you have some of (including the) best players in the world? Pretty bad imho. But yes at least Argentina failed in an entertaining manner. Brazil managed somehow to be worse and duller.

You are greatly underestimating Uruguay. And ffs, football is A TEAM SPORT. You don't fucking win by having 1 or 2 awesome players.