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[Prine]

no.

Im hoping its Shenmue 3 for Xbax

 

[FortNinety]

The level of ignorance displayed by Sega fans on the GAF as of late has been.... well let's just say I'm so glad I've learned to move on.

 

[xsarien]

Why is this so impossible to imagine?

Because F-Zero is still a NINTENDO property. Why would Nintendo help sell XBoxes?

Think, man. THINK.

"Sega making games for the PS2? whatever you're smoking homie, PLEASE...I beg of you...give me some! That's some good shit right there! Don't hold you're fucking breath dude...Osama Bin Laden will be president of the United States before we'll see any Sega games of the PS2!"

Or....

"Sega and Nintendo working together on a racing game? *spits out drink*....stay off them drugs man....seriously. Hell will freeze over before that happends."

or.....

"Sega using Xbox hardware? Stop being delusional. Fucking moron"

Nonsense. The first was suggested after Sega killed the Dreamcast, so it became likely; the second was suggested well after Sega had gone 3rd party, and Sega had delivered at least two successful games to the Gamecube. Not to mention that Nintendo was still high on their collaboration deals with outside companies, Sega included. The third? Why the hell not? They announced TriForce and Chihiro almost simultaneously.

 

[MightyHedgehog]

Heh. Somehow, I think all of the effort in this thread is wasted... Come on, people. He's got to be fucking around.

 

[Meier]

Heh. Somehow, I think all of the effort in this thread is wasted... Come on, people. He's got to be fucking around.

In the case of isamu, it's pretty clear he is not.

 

[Wario64]

"You're crazy!"



Besides, Xbox can't even do 60 fps lol.

 

[Wario64]

Xbox has the dumbest audience in gaming.

But Tommy Tallarico said there are no Xbox fanboys, just Nintendo fanboys!

And so is the Super Monkey Balls franchise.
And so is the Turok franchise.

0wN3d.

:lol

Thanks for the early laugh. This thread rocks

 

[DCX]

This just in Microsoft has completed the trade of the century. In a bold swift move, MS has traded the rights to HALO to Nintendo for the rights of Super Monkey Ball/Turok/NBA Jam and the real star of the trade...Beach Spikers.

Thanks to the swift negotiations with new MS employee isamu we felt this was a fair and even trade and in the best interest of Nintendo as a whole...we will miss those highly regarded Nintendo franchises but we made a decent sacrifice

Did isamu work for us? if so that would explain alot...

DCX

 

[xsarien]

And so is the Super Monkey Balls franchise.
And so is the Turok franchise.

0wN3d.

This is some kind of weird joke, right? Or was I transported into some Bizarro world last night? A world where Nintendo owned Monkey Ball and Turok...

(It'd certainly explain why I feel like I didn't sleep at all despite going to bed at 12:30 or so.)

 

[AirBrian]

 

[ge-man]

Lol, this is better than that old thread where isamu had a fit over F-Zero having no music volume setting.

 

[xsarien]

Lol, this is better than that old thread where isamu had a fit over F-Zero having no music volume setting.

He hasn't even PLAYED the game (as of 8 Aug 2004, anyway). Dude's waiting for some divine HT setup before he even thinks about buying it, and by the time that probably happens, the follow-up will probably be out.

 

[isamu]

This just in Microsoft has completed the trade of the century. In a bold swift move, MS has traded the rights to HALO to Nintendo for the rights of Super Monkey Ball/Turok/NBA Jam and the real star of the trade...Beach Spikers.

Thanks to the swift negotiations with new MS employee isamu we felt this was a fair and even trade and in the best interest of Nintendo as a whole...we will miss those highly regarded Nintendo franchises but we made a decent sacrifice

Did isamu work for us? if so that would explain alot...

DCX

He hasn't even PLAYED the game (as of 8 Aug 2004, anyway). Dude's waiting for some divine HT setup before he even thinks about buying it, and by the time that probably happens, the follow-up will probably be out.

 

[Wario64]

Admit man, you've been owned

 

[Drinky Crow]

"Drinky Crow," the kid asks me, "why do you hate fanboys so much?"

"Should be pretty fucking obvious," I mutter.

 

[TheGreenGiant]

Oh fuck, for the love of god.

say everything really. :|

 

[xsarien]

:lol :lol :lol This thread is even funnier after the "Monkey Ball/Sega's betrayed our chilrden" debacle.

And odder than the bitching about the framerate of the flags in Burnout 3. I agree, Isamu's snapped.

 

[isamu]

is it so wrong to want an online F-Zero?

 

[Deg]

HAHA

 

[xsarien]

is it so wrong to want an online F-Zero?

No, but what in God's name made you think that it'd suddenly appear on the XBox?

 

[Bluemercury]

Apparentely yes when its on a console without the Nintendo logo in and the fact that for Nintendo, online is not on their plans for the moment.

 

[seismologist]

I doubt I'd rebuy it. Online isn't that big of a deal. Especially when you have to pay a fee for a simple racing game.

 

[Semjaza Azazel]

This has to be the most ignorant thread I've read in quite some time lol.

 

[DCX]

is it so wrong to want an online F-Zero?

Nothing wrong with...other than Nintendo hates online play...dream on...pray for a takeover or some other miracle....

DCX

 

[GDGF]

WTF?!?!?

At first I thought he was serious, but then I was utterly convinced that he had to have been joking, but now it looks again like he was serious....

Damn, man!

 

[isamu]

WTF?!?!?

At first I thought he was serious, but then I was utterly convinced that he had to have been joking, but now it looks again like he was serious....

Damn, man!

The debate rages on....serious? Or joking?

 

[Drinky Crow]

Or covering your silly fanboy ass?

Hey, there's a job at CBS for you.

 

[FortNinety]

Or covering your silly fanboy ass?

Hey, there's a job at CBS for you.

:lol :lol

I don't know what's worse: isamu's idoitic topic starter or his lame attempts to laugh things off.

 

[AniHawk]

This thread is GameFAQs level trolling. I'm just surprised it worked.

Wait, no I'm not.

 

[ourumov]

is it so wrong to want an online F-Zero?

Shit...Every time I play GX I realize how much sucks the game doesn't have an online mode...

Anyways that doesn't make you less owned

 

[Mr_Furious]

Either isamu's suffering from brain damage or you guys all fell for his (retarded) joke.

 

[belgurdo]

Either isamu's suffering from brain damage or you guys all fell for his (retarded) joke.

latter latter latter latter

 

[firex]

isamu's status as "dumbest person on the internet, ever" is slowly but surely becoming a reality.

 

[TekunoRobby]

Wow F-Zero is coming to the Xbox, awesome!

 

[Shogmaster]

F-Zero coming to XBox!

- GA Forums

 

[jett]

Man, you can be really fucking stupid isamu.

 

[xsarien]

latter latter latter latter

That, or Isamu's just trying to get on G4.

 

[akascream]

This thread is so dumb. Xbox can tell Sega to put its game where it wants.

 

[Justin Bailey]

Maybe this will show up in the next Gamespot rumor section.

 

[AirBrian]

Maybe this will show up in the next Gamespot rumor section.

Or G4TV!

 

[Cathcart]

Or the Darwin awards. This thread blows.

 

[Wario64]

Since we have so much influence in the gaming news, I think we need to create some fake news stories

 

[AniHawk]

Since we have so much influence in the gaming news, I think we need to create some fake news stories

I tried that on ClassicGAF. It was locked after 2 replies (one being from a mod).

 

[ge-man]

Maybe we should get mod permission and make it a whole GAF effort. I would love to see how far we could go if posters are getting to get quoted by the media. Call it an "experiment" if hoax or prank sounds too offensive.

 

[TekunoRobby]

This is pretty cool news indeed, I'm suprised it hasn't shown up on the more popular news sites yet.

Probably tomorrow, GAF scoops them once again.

 

[aparisi2274]

Why is this so impossible to imagine? Remember

"AHAHAHAHAHA......Square and Enix merging? LOLOLOLOL you gotta be fucking kidding me dude! That'll NEVER happen"

or...

"Sega making games for the PS2? :lol :lol :lol whatever you're smoking homie, PLEASE...I beg of you...give me some! That's some good shit right there! Don't hold you're fucking breath dude...Osama Bin Laden will be president of the United States before we'll see any Sega games of the PS2!"

Or....

"Sega and Nintendo working together on a racing game? *spits out drink*....stay off them drugs man....seriously. Hell will freeze over before that happends."

or.....

"Sega using Xbox hardware? Stop being delusional. Fucking moron"

All three of these things happened. And everyone saying they wouldn't, got 0wn3d!!!!!!!!

Hmmm I am gonna give you a BIG NO on that one little buddy.

F-ZERO = OWNED BY NINTENDO

F-Zero was made by Sega on Triforce architecture, which is OWNED by Nintendo.

Dude, lay off the glue sniffing.

 

[Buffy4ever]

With the recent announcement of Super Monkey Balls Enhanced for Xbox, plus this.......



Good this mean....F-ZeroGX Championship Edition for Xbox Live?

OMFG PLEASE LET IT BE TRUE!!!!!!!!!!

Kyota-san spill the beans already playa playa pliznaya!!!

This will never happen. Nintendo owns the f-zero IP. Plus, Nintendo published F-ZeroGX, not Sega. Sega did make it for Nintendo, but like I said Nintendo published it.

 

[Tenguman]

Ever notice isamu has an almost unhealthy obsession with F-Zero GX?

 

[ge-man]

Ever notice isamu has an almost unhealthy obsession with F-Zero GX?

The weirdness bumps up 10 fold when you realize that isamu hasn't played the game yet.

 

[impirius]

I want to laugh, but at whom?