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[Ploid 3.0]

i never got the point of making an account on a porn site

do people need to read my witty comment under the hentai tentacle-orc gangbang video?

yes, they do. but not to the point where id register for an account

*GreenElf2000 - I just made a account to ask, Name Please!

*Goku 32 - Jane Dough. I had to make an account for this.

*Sen. Reed - Post more please.

Also I'm sure a lot of you have seen the gaf and porn pic. Think about how civilized discussions are on porn sites.

 

[strafer]

Sorry you were offended by a flippant joke? You act like im signing legislation here or something.

HA! I'm not offended, and it's hard sometimes to see when someone is joking or not.

 

[Beartruck]

HA! I'm not offended, and it's hard sometimes to see when someone is joking or not.

Fair enough. Tone is too hard to convey on the internet.

 

[WrenchNinja]

Wasn't there some kid asking for trig homework help in one of the comments sections and someone legitimately tried to help them

What a strange site

 

[Hjod]

Or did they?

Haha, I don't think people were searching fpr mods...or were they?

 

[Audioboxer]

 

[Dalek]

this is the only funny thing to come out of the whole harambe thing

 

[Head of Vengarl]

Who the hell posts comments.
I will at the very least accept asking for names but nothing else.
I don't need to hear your review of how believable and passionate that doggystyle was.

 

[ThreePiMatt]

They're only going after people posting videos, right? I'm assuming people that viewed videos are in the clear. You know, asking for a friend.

 

[CDV13]

Maybe they really wanted to share that Brittany White video

Oh god...Brittany White....*activates incognito mode*

 

[Maximus.]

They're only going after people posting videos, right? I'm assuming people that viewed videos are in the clear. You know, asking for a friend.

I don't know if there are laws to go after people streaming videos or viewing content like that on a streaming site. I am not sure how that goes with illegal videos though.

 

[Head of Vengarl]

Oh god...Brittany White....*activates incognito mode*

Who is Brittany White?

 

[SeanC]

Damn, better run guys.

 

[Buddha Beam]

Fuck. I knew I shouldn't have uploaded those Roman shower videos. Fuck fuck fuuuuck. Now I'm never gonna get a job.

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

Not much of an expert, huh.

 

[caliph95]

They're only going after people posting videos, right? I'm assuming people that viewed videos are in the clear. You know, asking for a friend.

Doubt it otherwise half of america and internet users will be sued
Gaf would be empty

 

[Zen Aku]

Do they put all thought questions into speed of sperm hitting a woman's face?

"Johnny is standing a foot away and is blasting his load at 14 minutes and 39 seconds and it takes 0.5 seconds to reach Ashley's face, how fast is the ejaculate traveling?"

Well considering Ashley is all the way across the room. Probably way too fast, damn superspeed sperm.

 

[oti]

i never got the point of making an account on a porn site

do people need to read my witty comment under the hentai tentacle-orc gangbang video?

yes, they do. but not to the point where id register for an account

Aren't you posting those comments under Pony videos anyway.

 

[Slayven]

I imagine the vast majority of them are Russian burner accounts

 

[TheBear]

I would just really like to hear a judge say the word "wankz"

 

[IdreamofHIME]

The best thing about comments on porn tube sites is the weirdos who seem to think they are directly messaging the star of the video.
"Hey Juggs McCloud, i luv u bb"

Just...Why?

 

[Dai101]

Is injury porn a thing? Like porn with people in crutches and casts?

If it exists, there's porn of it.

 

[x24hrs2livex]

Only took 14 posts to tie this to the Steele Dossier, I'm impressed.

I'm actually surprised porn companies aren't more aggressive with tube sites illegally posting their content.

 

[MUnited83]

Only took 14 posts to tie this to the Steele Dossier, I'm impressed.

I'm actually surprised porn companies aren't more aggressive with tube sites illegally posting their content.

Most of the tube sites are owned by the biggest porn companies in the business.

 

[hodayathink]

Only took 14 posts to tie this to the Steele Dossier, I'm impressed.

I'm actually surprised porn companies aren't more aggressive with tube sites illegally posting their content.

Most of companies aren't US based, for one. And for two, you don't want to piss off Mindgeek usually, as they're basically the biggest company in porn right now and can screw you over if they want to (Mindgeek isn't just tube sites, they own Brazzers and Digital Playground and Twistys and a few other sites). Imagine, for example, if Mindgeek started a policy that anyone that shot for Wankz couldn't shoot for any of their sites. Wankz would then basically have no one to shoot.

 

[Admiral Woofington]

Lmao straight for the personal insults.

 

[Big_Al]

One of my favourite random comments on a Pornhub video was from someone spoiling Zelda. The right beneath it someone posts something along the lines of "I can't believe it, someone spoiled Zelda for me on fucking Pornhub" lol

 

[Garmonbozia]

Some people just want help with their math homework.

 

[Syder]

I actually saw this video and comment...


...kind of agree with him.

 

[MiszMasz]

I only go there for cooking tips.

 

[Korigama]

I imagine the vast majority of them are Russian burner accounts

Probably at least some of them. However...

It’s worth noting that a large number of the Pornhub links included in the subpoena are for videos hosted on the site’s “Premium” tier. While all Pornhub users must register in order to upload, the free tier of the site doesn’t appear to require a credit card or any proof of ID, so it would make it difficult to bring a successful lawsuit against someone based on information that could easily be faked. However, the Premium tier requires the user to pay a monthly or annual fee, making it much easier to more definitively say that User X is, in reality, John Smith from Springfield.

 

[DMONKUMA]

Oh god

 

[Izuna]

Jokes on them, no one will ever find out I use PornHub, because I don't use an account when I watch videos

 

[Audioboxer]

lol

PornHub comments are best comments.

 

[Falchion]

I bet there's a lot of that going on right now.

 

[Earthbound64]

We didn’t count each title, but there appear to be somewhere between 1,600 to 2,000 videos referenced in the subpoena.

Is it really that hard to have a word processing program do a line count (or a comma count, or a semicolon count, or however each title is separated)?

 

[whytemyke]

Lol never change, GAF.

 

[Astral/H3X]

Rule 34, bruh. Or sis.

There's even amputee porn.

If you can think of it, it probably exists.

Real talk, I named a photo of a tree that had a branch cut off "Amputee", and it got like 1000 views for no fucking reason.

The thirst is real.

 

[Tacitus_]

There has to be a porn of everything out there.

Apparently you can order custom porn. So there's this guy on reddit

As a child his first masturbatory experience was with a rubber duck until he wore it out. He has since spent years and thousands of dollars trying to track down the mould used to make that duck, in order to have new ones made.
---
He has spent well in excess of $10,000 having porn featuring rubber ducks made.

 

[Knuckle Sandwich]

Oh shi....

recently sought a subpoena requiring that Pornhub turn over the information on users accused of posting videos.

Phew.

 

[Ninjuit]

Real talk, I named a photo of a tree that had a branch cut off "Amputee", and it got like 1000 views for no fucking reason.

The thirst is real.

Are you sure you didn't upload it to a lumberjack fetish site? They were probably looking for a nice stump while they admire their wood.

 

[Earthbound64]

We didn’t count each title, but there appear to be somewhere between 1,600 to 2,000 videos referenced in the subpoena.

Is it really that hard to have a word processing program do a line count (or a comma count, or a semicolon count, or however each title is separated)?

Since the person at Consumerist who basically plagiarized this article from TorrentFreak didn't bother to do any actual work beyond working links to other articles on their website:

Here's the subpoena

And, the exact number is 1433 (which is not, in fact, "somewhere between 1,600 to 2,000 videos")

That took all of like 10 minutes.

 

[wild wild rice]

I had no idea pornhub comments could be so hilarious.

 

[Kenstar]

The best thing about comments on porn tube sites is the weirdos who seem to think they are directly messaging the star of the video.
"Hey Juggs McCloud, i luv u bb"

Just...Why?

Some of the vids are directly uploaded by the girl, and she responds in the comments

One I saw:
"I'd like to fuck you so hard etc" -rando
"This video if the closest you'll get I'm afraid" -chick from video

This was a pro too I think, with premium content you had to pay for as well as free stuff

 

[Volimar]

Real talk, I named a photo of a tree that had a branch cut off "Amputee", and it got like 1000 views for no fucking reason.

The thirst is real.

Wasted opportunity to name it amputree.

 

[Kayhan]

this is the only funny thing to come out of the whole harambe thing

This is amazing.

 

[MIMIC]

Oh shi....



Phew.

lol

 

[Galang]

i never got the point of making an account on a porn site

do people need to read my witty comment under the hentai tentacle-orc gangbang video?

yes, they do. but not to the point where id register for an account

I had accounts on pornsites to save favourites never commented though

 

[spiderman123]

Pfft porn is so outdated. Female robots is the new thing.