Daniel Bryan has retired.

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I hope this post is a work. If he was a charisma vacuum, how in the hell was he capable of getting over, by himself, EVERYWHERE he worked?

You might not like him but clearly a shit load of fans actually did.

Don't you know, such a total charisma vacuum
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After all, charisma is defined by "how many catchphrases about asses you can make".
 
There's a large gap in my wrestling knowledge from the last decade or so, so when and why did this happen? Why is he wearing the hat?
This was from Brock's epic feud with Eddie Guerrero back when Brock was allowed to showcase his charisma and cut his own promos.

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Something smells fishy about this whole thing. We all know ratings have been in the tank recently and Vinnie Mac isn't above a work of this magnitude.

I'll wait to see how this plays out...
It's not a work in that regard. There won't be a swerve tonight. ESPN even announcing it. He'll give an emotional speech, tear up a bit and spam YES chants for 20 minutes. All that will be real. No Mark Henry swerve. The underlying reasons for his 'retirement' are what everyone should have a problem with because there's obviously more to the story. Daniel Bryan is being screwed.
 
There goes any hope I had for Bryan vs. Undertaker. I won't miss him since he's been gone for near two years as it is, and you could kind of see this coming. A pity his career seems to have ended so abruptly but your health should always come first. I imagine it'll take him some time to come to terms with it.

That chair to the skull was the effective killshot of the B+ player's career.
The chair never hit Bryan's head. Triple H is a pro. He hit the ring post and Bryan sold it.
That spot is Jimmy Haitch hitting Bryan's arm since he had an injured shoulder, and he was working it over. That's why he sets him up like that.
 
Posters keep calling other posters out on gimmick posting but I'm confused about whose gimmick posting and whose not gimmick posting and now I think I've swerved myself. These threads are always so confusing.

Sad to see Brian retiring :( I was hoping he'd somehow find a way back but it never looked likely.
A couple are straight up gimmicks. Others are just assholes.
 
It's not a work in that regard. There won't be a swerve tonight. ESPN even announcing it. He'll give an emotional speech, tear up a bit and spam YES chants for 20 minutes. All that will be real. No Mark Henry swerve. The underlying reasons for his 'retirement' are what everyone should have a problem with because there's obviously more to the story. Daniel Bryan is being screwed.

You know he doesn't retire or anything if it isn't his decision, right

Otherwise they'd just keep him sidelined
 
It's not a work in that regard. There won't be a swerve tonight. ESPN even announcing it. He'll give an emotional speech, tear up a bit and spam YES chants for 20 minutes. All that will be real. No Mark Henry swerve. The underlying reasons for his 'retirement' are what everyone should have a problem with because there's obviously more to the story. Daniel Bryan is being screwed.

It makes ZERO sense, kayfabe or otherwise, to not medically clear him because of Roman.
 
Seriously if they were comfortable in him doing even 1 more match they'd do it - they'd have him lose to Reigns at the very least.
 
You know he doesn't retire or anything if it isn't his decision, right

Otherwise they'd just keep him sidelined
He's not being let out of his contract. He gave notice to WWE and WWE won't allow it. Read the article in the OP.
It makes ZERO sense, kayfabe or otherwise, to not medically clear him because of Roman.
How doesn't it make sense? He would instantly be multiple times more over than their new Cena.
 
Hey Bronx-Man, why are you happy for Marshawn Lynch to retire but insistent on Daniel Bryan continuing to sustain brain damage in the ring?

Get in, get the money, get out. That's how you survive in a sport like this.


Furthermore, why are you attacking people in this thread who expressed the same opinion for Bryan as you did for Lynch in that thread?

Or are you just gimmick posting?
 
It makes ZERO sense, kayfabe or otherwise, to not medically clear him because of Roman.

don't you see, they are trying to keep Daniel Bryan out of the spotlight because they hate him so much, which is why he's on Total Divas and Tough Enough and why they are giving him a platform tonight on RAW in what may or may not be a work.
 
It's not a work in that regard. There won't be a swerve tonight. ESPN even announcing it. He'll give an emotional speech, tear up a bit and spam YES chants for 20 minutes. All that will be real. No Mark Henry swerve. The underlying reasons for his 'retirement' are what everyone should have a problem with because there's obviously more to the story. Daniel Bryan is being screwed.

He's going to pretend to retire and then join the then reformed NWO at the end of the night and drive out in the NWO monster truck and slap the Steiner Recliner on a few jobbers
 
If there is an ulterior motive in not clearing him, it would revolve around the concussion lawsuit WWE are currently in, not Reigns.
 
All the dream matches we'll never have.

Bryan vs. AJ
Bryan vs. Zayn
Bryan vs. Owens
Bryan vs. Itami
Bryan vs. Nakamura
Bryan vs. Lesnar
Bryan vs. Balor
Bryan vs. Joe

Fuck. I'm so bummed. At least they can't take Wrestlemania 30 away from him.

At least we had all that great Bryan vs Kane and Bryan vs Sheamus matches
 
Reading the headline on the dirtsheets made my heart drop. This makes me fucking sick. IT'S ALL DUE TO ROMAN. 3-4 doctors cleared Bryan including NFL concussion doctors BUT ROMAN HAS TO GET OVER. Fuck this stupid fucking company and this dumb fucking hobby i wasted so many hours on. Fuck off vince and hhh you fucking cunts.

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A couple are straight up gimmicks. Others are just assholes.

It just kind of ruins the whole point of these threads and it makes me understand why the mods shut it down last month. If I wanted to see a bunch of characters say some shit, I'd watch Raw. These threads are dumb as hell if nobody is actually saying anything and just being a joker.
 
They dont want to get sued back to the stoneage over concussion lawsuits

I still bet they are coming (the lawsuits). The amount of dead bodies that wrestling has left in its wake is astounding. Fans typically do not really want to think about that, since its not a pleasant thought.

If fans believe its due to wanting to protect Reigns, then fuck..Reigns is gonna become HBK circa 1997 post Montreal, bar the actual talent of HBK.


It just kind of ruins the whole point of these threads and it makes me understand why the mods shut it down last month. If I wanted to see a bunch of characters say some shit, I'd watch Raw. These threads are dumb as hell if nobody is actually saying anything and just being a joker.

I feel you, Tom Brady.

Its sadly widespread in all wrestling communities, the posters entertain themselves to believe they are "working". Perhaps its just the result of a really shitty wrestling product, and grasping at anything to entertain themselves.
 
If there is an ulterior motive in not clearing him, it would revolve around the concussion lawsuit WWE are currently in, not Reigns.

Exactly. They also don't want another Benoit situation on their hands. I'm actually glad that the WWE seems to be taking a better safe than sorry approach here. All the premature deaths were a big reason I stopped watching wrestling for so long. It was depressing to see so many people die so young.
 
It just kind of ruins the whole point of these threads and it makes me understand why the mods shut it down last month. If I wanted to see a bunch of characters say some shit, I'd watch Raw. These threads are dumb as hell if nobody is actually saying anything and just being a joker.

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I'm the one you should listen to
Everyone else is garbage
Especially FallingEdge
 
The article saying that he wasn't let out of his contract is sourced to a fake (more than likely) Dave Meltzer message board account. Dave never reported it on his actual website either, It's probably horseshit.

He just said in in a breaking news audio that Bryan had tried to give notice at some point recently and was denied by Vince.
 
Before I continue with this, are you joking?
Why is it so hard for you guys to believe there's something fishy going on here? Whether it's due to Roman or other creative reasons is irrelevant. Here' the facts: Daniel Bryan got medically cleared by multiple legit and elite doctors not some vegan alternative acupuncture doctors but rather the best of the best. Another fact: Daniel Bryan gave notice to WWE but WWE refused his notice and will not let him leave. Piecing those things together and remembering Mysterio and other situations why is it so hard to believe? Stop acting like I'm talking nonsense like im saying pie in the sky marky shit.
 
Im just listening to the Meltz audio right now, its real.

Im gonna miss Booker T saying "My main' Dee-bry!"
 
Exactly. They also don't want another Benoit situation on their hands. I'm actually glad that the WWE seems to be taking a better safe than sorry approach here. All the premature deaths were a big reason I stopped watching wrestling for so long. It was depressing to see so many people die so young.

Nothing whatsoever to do with the performer's health here, they're trying to protect themselves from any more potential lawsuits. If even one person successfully sues them over concussion related issues, it opens the floodgates for hundreds of others to do so and would cost WWE enormous amounts of their money in record time.
 
Why is it so hard for you guys to believe there's something fishy going on here? Whether it's due to Roman or other creative reasons is irrelevant.

Your entire argument was based on pushing Roman:

Elite university doctors and NFL doctors. We're not talking about Daniel Bryan hipster vegan alternative medicine doctors. This is a fucking SCAM. It's all about Roman. The announcer gigs mean nothing...it's just a way to save face.
 
Truly unfortunate. I watched this man wrestle in gyms full of 30 people. I saw him at every RoH show that came through here. I made a sign from a post on his MySpace about his dogs that said "I have till 5!...to hug these dogs!" and took it to a show and held it up whenever he said he had til 5, where I then got the crowd around me to shout "To hug these dogs!" in unison. He ate it up. I went to the merch table later to get him to sign it and he loved it and was like "You almost screwed up my match cause I was trying not to laugh!"


I haven't watched wrestling in...fuck, years now. And I absolutely loathe WWE for taking someone that I absolutely would follow anywhere and wasting him so badly that it was the last straw of their complete decimation of any indie wrestler I liked that got me to stop watching them. I helped this guy break down rings at shows he had to wrestle Local McBoring-Guy and give that man the best match of his career.

I'd say I'm really going to miss him but I've really missed him for a very long time.
 
It isn't. Meltzer confirmed it on f4wonline.com this morning.
He just said in in a breaking news audio that Bryan had tried to give notice at some point recently and was denied by Vince.
@Electric and others, so what's your response to this part of the story? This + the multiple clearances by top doctors doesn't give you second thoughts? Talking like i'm some 9/11 conspiracy loon.

Your entire argument was based on pushing Roman:
That was my instant emotional first response without putting much thought into it. I was fuming. Whether it's due to Roman or other creative reasons doesn't matter.
 
@Electric and others, so what's your response to this part of the story? This + the multiple clearances by top doctors doesn't give you second thoughts? Talking like i'm some 9/11 conspiracy loon.

People are dismissing the part where you think they won't clear him because of Reigns. That part is absurd.
 
Posters keep calling other posters out on gimmick posting but I'm confused about whose gimmick posting and whose not gimmick posting and now I think I've swerved myself. These threads are always so confusing.

Sad to see Brian retiring :( I was hoping he'd somehow find a way back but it never looked likely.
Friend, just ignore it.

Most of the time the people calling out gimmick posters are thin-skinned posters who can't handle differences of opinions. Just take it all at face value, and it makes more sense. A person is really upset that Bryan is retiring and is going with a conspiracy theory? It's probably because he believes it, even if it is crazy. A person is happy that Bryan is retiring? It's probably because he is. There are folks on here who would be happy if Roman Reigns retired tomorrow because they don't like the guy. These are the childish tendencies of the internet in general, and not exclusive to wrasslin' fans, so you just have to go with the flow.
 
@Electric and others, so what's your response to this part of the story? This + the multiple clearances by top doctors doesn't give you second thoughts? Talking like i'm some 9/11 conspiracy loon.


That was my instant emotional first response without putting much thought into it. Whether it's due to Roman or other creative reasons doesn't matter.

Right but you haven't shown how this relates to Roman Reigns
 
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