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[MaverickX9]

The talk show host says, "I'm a little upset about this. Here's a guy out there lecturing people about drugs, but out of wedlock births don't seem to bother him. He's never (appearing on) my show, so it doesn't matter." He adds, "I'm happy for them, but we're going to send them to Maury Povich's show for a DNA test."

So...did he just call out Cruise's sexuality?

I don't know if Tom Cruise is the guy you want to be picking a fight with in Hollywood. Might as well call Spielberg a douche, while you're at it.

 

[Iceman]

Hey! There used to be a day when everyone feared Tony Danza... oh wait, no there wasn't.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

YOU'LL NEVER WORK IN THIS TOWN AGAIN, DANZA! OH WAIT... RIGHT. yeah, carry on then.

lol, becuz his career sux, am i rite?

I think he's suggesting the DNA test to insinuate Cruise's trashiness not sexuality. But I've been wrong b4.

 

[raYne]

Not that I care, but this "out of wedlock birth" he's referring to is supposed to be be Katie's?

'Cause I think they have ample time to tie the not before the birth... heh.

 

[bjork]

Tony Danza would wreck Tom Cruise's shit in a fight.

Not that Danza is a badass, but still.

 

[MaverickX9]

I think he's suggesting the DNA test to insinuate Cruise's trashiness not sexuality. But I've been wrong b4.

Katie is having the baby, not Tom.

That would be implying Katie Holmes is a whore.

 

[raYne]

Tony Danza would wreck Tom Cruise's shit in a fight.

Not that Danza is a badass, but still.

And show the last samurai who's the boss... amirite?

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

Katie is having the baby, not Tom.

That would be implying Katie Holmes is a whore.

And Tom's fucking her without being married. It's a slap in the face against both of them.

 

[Iceman]

And show the last samurai who's the boss... amirite?

Like I always say.. Cruise should

Spoiler

have died at the end of The Last Samurai!!!

Danza will make that MUCH more plausible ending a reality.. finally.

 

[The Faceless Master]

danza cant even keep his own friend employed, he better watch what he says about tom!!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Katie is having the baby, not Tom.

Thats what you think. Never underestimate the power of the Xenu.

 

[bishoptl]

What...what is this? :lol

 

[CajoleJuice]

What...what is this? :lol

A hilarious photoshop? :lol

 

[Callo Merlose]

Like I always say.. Cruise should

Spoiler

have died at the end of The Last Samurai!!!

Danza will make that MUCH more plausible ending a reality.. finally.

He was not the last samurai the other guy was! Argh! Alos, requesting of that video of Danza racing in a kart and hitting the ground head first. :lol

 

[ManaByte]

Where's that video of Tony Danza crashing the go cart?

 

[whytemyke]

hm. well he has a point. who the fuck is tom cruise to be talkin about all the evils of medicine when he's knockin chicks up and lettin' them have his kids when he aint even married to 'em yet. Kind of a hypocrite for claiming hte moral highground.

other than that... even mona could beat up jerry maguire.

BUT NOT MAVERICK!!! *insert jaw snap*

 

[Iceman]

Jaw snap? Hey, that's Iceman's shtick.

 

[Triumph]

I don't know, it's a pretty even match. Cruise has the power of Xenu on his side, but Danza has the recondite might of the legendary Danza Slap going for him.

 

[BuG]

And Tom's fucking her without being married. It's a slap in the face against both of them.

A Danza Slap?

edit: Great minds think alike, or stupid birds flock together.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR TONY.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

On one hand Tony Danza is daytime talk show host, on the other hand Tom Cruise is a scientologist. It's difficult to argue on either one's behalf.

 

[BuG]

MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR TONY.

:lol I'll never be able to hear that song again without those mistaken lyrics and that image popping up in my mind.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

this thread made me look him up on google to see what the boss is up to

TONY DANZA is the voice of Orochimaru in Naruto OMG :lol

 

[Monk]

TONY DANZA is the voice of Orochimaru in Naruto OMG :lol

Doesn't surprise me, the man is pure evil.

 

[TheOMan]

Doesn't surprise me, the man is pure evil.

Which one? Heh.

Oh, and Danza would mess Cruise up. He'd beat him like a rented mule.

 

[Kung Fu Jedi]

Didn't Tony Danza use to be a professional boxer back in the day? Or at least a Golden Gloves boxer? Not sure he was any good, otherwise he wouldn't have been acting so quickly, but he's still probably good enough to beat up on Cruise.

 

[Mihail]

I don't know if Tom Cruise is the guy you want to be picking a fight with in Hollywood. Might as well call Spielberg a douche, while you're at it.

Meh, Crispin Glover can still get work.

 

[Particle Physicist]

Meh, Crispin Glover can still get work.

what did he do?

 

[Musashi Wins!]

Meh, Crispin Glover can still get work.

holy moly. crispin rules.

the danza vs. cruise position is not one you even want to take sides with. they are both black holes of emptiness, to walk too close to either is to be consumed.

I thought Katie was waiting until marrige to fuck. What a whore.

you're joking here, am i rite?

 

[Sync M]

Not that Danza is a badass, but still.

Didn't Tony Danza use to be a professional boxer back in the day? Or at least a Golden Gloves boxer? Not sure he was any good, otherwise he wouldn't have been acting so quickly, but he's still probably good enough to beat up on Cruise.

Yep, Danza was a boxer, and would kick the shit out of Cruise in a fight.

I thought Katie was waiting until marrige to fuck. What a whore. She also dropped her publicist and now Cruise's sister is representing her.

 

[Mihail]

He thinks Spielberg is the personification of everything evil and wrong with the world. There's a link hidden in my previous post to Glover's essay on Spielberg.

 

[Doth Togo]

Xenu.