I get it now. Dark Souls 2 tries too hard. I'm really not enjoying the Gulch area. It's not even traps, it's just that shit everywhere. And it's either learn the perfect rolling or spend 9 hours breaking them all each time you die. I ran through it, got to the boss, and aside from a couple mistimed dodges leading to deaths, it was easy as pie. Disappointingly easy.
I worst thing is I stopped playing over a month ago because I wanted to continue it with a decent controller, so I threw down the 360 and waited for my DS4. Got the DS4, and this area is the first thing I come back to.
Up until now I've been fine with the game. There was a stupid bit with the windmill where I was given no clue that that's what you were meant to do, but it's been fairly smooth sailing most other places. But this shit is worse than Izalith's copy pasted dragon hinds.