Man, you cannot believe how badly I
fucked up. Like really, really badly.
So I was playing the game blindly for the NG0. No FAQs etc. I was planning to do everything that is needed for achievements in NG+ and NG++ - just like I did in Demon's. So no biggie, I will kill the bosses again (I planned to do NG+ anyway) and then trade their souls for achievement required spells & miracles.
After I beat the game I started NG+ with a FAQ. Oh, some spells are obtainable on-line or in NG++ sold by Chancellor in the Castle. Well, no biggie, I think I can handle Rotten and Freja in NG++. I will not have to beat Gargoyles, Executioner's Chariot or any other side boss including all the DLC bosses.
Oh, I have to beat some optional bosses in order to get Benhart and Lucatiel achievement? No biggie, I can and did handle them and got the two achievements.
Well it seems I have to farm Sun Medals and Mad Warriors for a Miracle and a Spell. Well, no biggie, I grinded for Pure Bladestone in Demon's after all. So I spent 7 hours (!) doing mindless shit and got 30 Sun Medals from Falconers. Then I spent another 2 hours killing Mad Warrior 30 times.
Okay, perfect, only 2 Achievements missing:
- Master of Miracles
- Master of Pyromancy
Off to NG++ I go but better let me check with the FAQ one last time if I
really did everything this time before moving to NG++.
Checking spells (after I got the achievement)... done... wait a minute, there are two new spells in my inventory and they are not on the FAQ list. Ah I got them in the DLC! But... does that mean they calculate into the achievement?
Let me quickly check Pyromancies... oh shit...
oh shit, shit, shit... after 141 hours I am missing 2 Pyromancies from Brume Tower. I DID NOT PLAN TO SET MY FOOT IN THE DLCS IN NG+... ALL I HAD TO DO WAS CHECK THE FAQ BEFORE STARTING NG+ AND I WOULD ALREADY OWN THIS SHIT. JESUS CHRIST :[
The first one is quite easy - just turn on the elevators and open one door, the second one...
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the second one requires me to kill FUME KNIGHT. Again. In NG+. (and Alonne but I remember he was piss easy)
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Okay... let's grind my teeth and try to reach Fume Knight. Let's see how the battle goes.
It went
really, really badly. I simply could not beat him
He killed me 20+ times and sometimes even in his first form. Wow, I forgot how hard that fucker is (reminder: he killed me 63 times in NG0).
I had to "cheat" and used Velstadt helm. I was out of my mind trying to adapt my reflexes to two of his forms. With the helm on he still killed me 5+ times but in the end I got him, wow. Ironic because I was using the Fume Knight's Armor Set for this fight
SUCK IT DOWN FUME BASTARD. AGAIN.
Okay, only Alonne to go and I can start NG++. Double checked the list of Pyromancies and Miracles and after I beat Alonne I will be 100% ready for NG++. Then it's just a matter to opening Drangleic Castle which should take me 10-15 hours max.
[side note: I cannot for the life of me kill the Double Pursuers. They killed me 20+ times already, I tried every strategy under the sun and they still kill me in 2-3 minutes. Luckily they are not needed for anything so I can leave them be. After I get the platinum I will try them in NG++ a couple of times. Or not. Fuck this game after 141 hours.]