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[ManaByte]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,134683,00.html

In a presumably commanding voice, the evil Sith Lord (search) ordered the deliveryman to give up all his cash.

Tipsters are urged to call the Osceola County Sheriff's Office, and maybe Obi-Wan Kenobi (search) as well.

 

[Jim Bowie]

"But things could have been much worse," he added, possibly considering the awesome power of the Dark Side.

:lol Geeks have officially become criminals.

PS: Don't trust it, guys, it's from FOXNEWS.

 

[Ripclawe]

:lol Geeks have officially become criminals.

PS: Don't trust it, guys, it's from FOXNEWS.

http://www.wftv.com/newsofthestrange/3785486/detail.html

 

[Jim Bowie]

FOXNEWS was adding some spin!!

Please note, I am being facetious.

 

[Lucky Forward]

Darth Vader! Only he could be so bold. The Kissimmee senate will not sit still for this.

The article below that one was pretty good too.

Ancient Land Edited Out of Existence

European Union bureaucrats have finally managed to destroy an entire country.

The Eurostat Yearbook 2004, a statistical compendium of all data available on the 25-nation European Union, was published Tuesday.

Its cover bears a lovely map of all Western Europe — except Wales.

Instead of the familiar bulge of the ancient Celtic region poking out westward from England, there is only the cold, forbidding water of the Irish Sea.

England, Scotland, Ireland, even the tiny Isle of Man show up on the map — but the English-Welsh border appears to be shoreline.

"Obviously, we're embarrassed and we're sorry," Tim Allen, a press officer for Luxembourg-based Eurostat, told South Africa's Independent Online Web site

 

[tedtropy]

Oh come on, with Vader's obviously conservative viewpoints, why would they have a feature demonizing him. Now those Ewok-loving, bleeding heart Rebels are the ones we should be worried about...

 

[MASB]

lol@Wales. I wonder how a mistake like that gets made.

 

[DopeyFish]

if the man was dressed up as vader, how could they have obtained finger prints? the guy must have been wearing gloves too

 

[AfroLuffy]

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

*bada bing*

All too easy!