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Oh, right. This is a superhero movie. BRB POOP EMOJI. LOL TWEETS!
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Director: Tim Miller
Producers: Simon Kinberg, Lauren Shuler Donner,
Screenplay: Paul Wernick, Rhett Reese
Music: Tom Holkenborg, aka Junkie XL
Release: February 12, 2016

Starring:
Ryan Reynold's Penis in IMAX | Wade Wilson's Penis in IMAX
Morena Baccarin | Vanessa
TJ Miller | Weasel
Ed Skrein | Ajax
Gina Carano | Angel Dust
Brianna Hildebrand | Negasonic Teenage Warhead
Stefan Kapičić | Colossus
Leslie Uggams | Blind Al
Jed Rees | The Recruiter
Vancouver's Georgia Viaduct | That highway in every trailer
Red Band Trailer 1 | Red Band Trailer 2


RottenTomatoes | Metacritic
"Ryan Reynolds gets the full-throttle wisecracking showcase he deserves in this scabrously funny origin story." - Justin Chang, Variety
"A really raunchy, very dirty and pretty funny goof on the entire superhero ethos, as well as the first Marvel film to irreverently trash the brand." - Todd McCarthy, Hollywood Reporter
"It's a film that's amused with itself, but thanks to a screwball screenplay by Rhett Rheese and Paul Wernick and a charmingly snarky lead turn by Ryan Reynolds, that amusement is both thoroughly earned and completely contagious." - Alonso Duralde, TheWrap
"Sure, it's about as shocking as a middle schooler giving his teacher the finger, but there's something adorable about that kind of juvenile nonsense." - Devin Faraci, Birth.Movies.Death.
"A really raunchy, very dirty and pretty funny goof on the entire superhero ethos, as well as the first Marvel film to irreverently trash the brand." - Todd McCarthy, Hollywood Reporter
"It's a film that's amused with itself, but thanks to a screwball screenplay by Rhett Rheese and Paul Wernick and a charmingly snarky lead turn by Ryan Reynolds, that amusement is both thoroughly earned and completely contagious." - Alonso Duralde, TheWrap
"Sure, it's about as shocking as a middle schooler giving his teacher the finger, but there's something adorable about that kind of juvenile nonsense." - Devin Faraci, Birth.Movies.Death.

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