Hugh Jackman carried this movie, holy shit. Amazing actor and leagues better than anyone else on screen.
The guy is intense, just look at this:
What a shitshow of a movie. The story is a joke, it's literally a bunch of random nonsense stitched together by screen transitions. None of it makes any sense. The amount of coincidental run-ins is ridiculous. We're in this bizarre purgatory where people just casually live their whole lives but it's also a barren wasteland where people can die at any moment but it's also basically just Earth? A place where discarded stuff gets sent to die, o look it's Johnny Storm. O look a diner in the middle of fucking nowhere. We walk in a field and o look another Deadpool. We stop in the middle of a forest in the middle of nowhere but o look Elektra found us.
And that multiverse police? I had no idea what that was all about and fuck you for assuming I watched Loki or whatever. I'm 50/50 on them saying "fuck it, as long as Deadpool and Wolverine are dicking around none of it matters and nobody cares". Multiverse stuff sucks ass. But I did enjoy seeing all the different Wolverine variants, that was cool.
The jokes were mid and Ryan Reynolds breaking the fourth wall is just so tiresome after a point. The stuff with the dog and the other Deadpools just did nothing for me. The Wolverine redemption arc was the most cliché shit imaginable. A six year old could come up with a better arc for him than this.
Overall a 5/10 movie, but Wolverine saves it and brings it to a 7/10. I can watch Hugh Jackman rage all day.
The mid-credit montage was really good, one of the few moments I actually felt something. Hugh Jackman and the X-men movies have been a part of my life for a ridiculous length of time.