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December Wrasslin |OT| Dean Ambrose, Muscleless Agent of SHIELD, Every Week :(
bwaahaha. he got the one with huge boobs. trying to overshadow Bryan it seems.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
I remember this - amazing going back to it now and seeing how much the WWE has toned him down. A fucking shame.
1. Please tell me that's fake.
2. Ice Cucumber Pepsi.... what the fuck
I thought Cena and AJ were an item? What the hell is going on?!
Daniel Bryan must be set for a massive push soon, lol.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
1. Please tell me that's fake.
2. Ice Cucumber Pepsi.... what the fuck
Were you seriously not alive when Crystal Pepsi was making the rounds? Jesus I'm old.
And hell yeah ice cucumber.
Were you seriously not alive when Crystal Pepsi was making the rounds? Jesus I'm old.
And hell yeah ice cucumber.
i'm old too sunflower.
It didn't taste like pepsi, it didn't taste like sprite.
Were you seriously not alive when Crystal Pepsi was making the rounds? Jesus I'm old.
And hell yeah ice cucumber.
I wouldn't mind trying Crystal Pepsi but I don't look for Soda when I go shopping so it never occurs me to buy anything like that.
-Pyromaniac-
Member
Daniel Bryan wins.
And AJ is still single!
And AJ is still single!
AJ is probably sucking him off on the side. Cena can't be satisfied with just one woman, especially if she isn't on the road with them.1. Please tell me that's fake.
2. Ice Cucumber Pepsi.... what the fuck
I thought Cena and AJ were an item? What the hell is going on?!
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
I wouldn't mind trying Crystal Pepsi but I don't look for Soda when I go shopping so it never occurs me to buy anything like that.
Oh it's been dead for a long time. 92-93 only.
I remember this - amazing going back to it now and seeing how much the WWE has toned him down. A fucking shame.
Sin Cara music sucks. he has no energy. no animated hand gestures, no yelling out en espanol. i wonder what was wwe plan for him.
I encourage your attempts, and wish you great success. You'll make it, man, you'll make it!Damn, I feel like I post in this shit and suck up toKaneSoulPlaya all the time and I still didn't even make it into the wall of shame. I'll have to try harder this month!
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Sin Cara music sucks. he has no energy. no animated hand gestures, no yelling out en espanol. i wonder what was wwe plan for him.
The usual
"no plan at all"
His soul is in eternal torment at the hands of Vince McMahon, but he's making Del Rio money.
I'd watch the shit out of a Daniel Bryan/John Cena double date. Bryan kicks a waiter unconscious, Cena turns to the camera, grins and shrugs. Book it.
Bryan and Cena would both wear their merch.
1. Please tell me that's fake.
2. Ice Cucumber Pepsi.... what the fuck
I thought Cena and AJ were an item? What the hell is going on?!
How could you still think they were an item after those horrible awkward kisses from the past two weeks? Vena doesn't when touch her lips once lol
I heard Cena no sells sex.
I heard he just lays there and lets AJ/Brie/Sex Doll do all the work while yelling "HUSTLE HUSTLE HUSTLE!" at the top of his lungs.
HEY HEY HEY. HE FUCKING POINTS TO SHOW HIS AGGRESSION.Sin Cara music sucks. he has no energy. no animated hand gestures, no yelling out en espanol. i wonder what was wwe plan for him.
Nocturnowl
Member
So, Brandon Stroud got Derrick Bateman and a bunch of other people together and made an actual "most beatiful" list: http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/...n-sports-entertainment-history-re-list#page/1
Much better.
Some of the quotes in here are gold.
On Cesaro: "He is the closest thing they have to a dashing Bond Villain"
With the remixed Bond Malenko theme he has going I can't unsee this now.
On Ziggler: "He is one singing gimmick away from me calling him Zigglypuff"
I look forward to one day seeing Zigglypuff versus Rydon on Raw.
How could you still think they were an item after those horrible awkward kisses from the past two weeks? Vena doesn't when touch her lips once lol
You assume I've been watching their segments!
I heard he just lays there and lets AJ/Brie/Sex Doll do all the work while yelling "HUSTLE HUSTLE HUSTLE!" at the top of his lungs.
he respects the hell out of his one night stands.
HarryDemeanor
Member
No wonder she got an upgrade. Cena loves the huge funbags.bwaahaha. he got the one with huge boobs. trying to overshadow Bryan it seems.
Did Cena have a kid with his ex wife? I can't remember.
don't be dumb Kyoufu, cyborgs can't have children.
what are you guys talking about. he also lives by LOYALTY AND RESPECT.
Can't have much loyalty when he just divorced his wife and is already having threesomes with Brie and AJ.
Can't have much loyalty when he just divorced his wife and is already having threesomes with Brie and AJ.
3some with Brie and AJ? What do the other 2 do?
SousedLouse
Member
I heard stories about Crystal Pepsi, hushed whispers from adults in the other room. Never had the chance to try it myself, though.
So Nikki Bella might have hooked up with Cena? That's cool. I've always kind of assumed that this whole storyline with him and A.J. was just the WWE's way of prepping little kids to deal with the idea of Cena dating, so that they won't freak out when he snags a girlfriend in real life. I just hope that this dating stuff ends soon.
And you guys keep pushing the new Wrasslin' OTs early every month! At this point I wouldn't be surprised if someone put up January's OT in the middle of December.
So Nikki Bella might have hooked up with Cena? That's cool. I've always kind of assumed that this whole storyline with him and A.J. was just the WWE's way of prepping little kids to deal with the idea of Cena dating, so that they won't freak out when he snags a girlfriend in real life. I just hope that this dating stuff ends soon.
And you guys keep pushing the new Wrasslin' OTs early every month! At this point I wouldn't be surprised if someone put up January's OT in the middle of December.
Nocturnowl
Member
don't be dumb Kyoufu, cyborgs can't have children.
They built Cena Junior, he'll be brought up to team with Older Cena who will still be atop the company in 15 years time.
They built Cena Junior, he'll be brought up to team with Older Cena who will still be atop the company in 15 years time.
You think the company will still be around in 15 years time?
I dunno man.
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
And you guys keep pushing the new Wrasslin' OTs early every month! At this point I wouldn't be surprised if someone put up January's OT in the middle of December.
Bro, tomorrow is December first! What more do you people want from me?
That's right I said "you people"
"you people" know who I'm talking about!
3some with Brie and AJ? What do the other 2 do?
Mop up the piss
ITS PISS
They built Cena Junior, he'll be brought up to team with Older Cena who will still be atop the company in 15 years time.
son of a glitch
Cyborgs can have kids in my new Novella, Robot Sex: A Practical Guide.
SOLD!
Perspicacity
Banned
Brie Bella > Nikki Bella, Daniel Bryan proves once again that he is better than Cena
Nocturnowl
Member
You think the company will still be around in 15 years time?
I dunno man.
Future technology will allow Cena to main event for years to come, he'll NEVER GIVE UP...the spotlight.
SousedLouse
Member
They built Cena Junior, he'll be brought up to team with Older Cena who will still be atop the company in 15 years time.
Dude, you know they read OT Community, don't give them ideas like that! The Prototype's bad enough, the last thing we need is multiple copies of Johnny Cena 5 taking up half of WWE's roster.
Bro, tomorrow is December first! What more do you people want from me?
That's right I said "you people"
"you people" know who I'm talking about!
Wild and crazy gaiz?
Nocturnowl
Member
Dude, you know they read OT Community, don't give them ideas like that! The Prototype's bad enough, the last thing we need is multiple copies of Johnny Cena 5 taking up half of WWE's roster.
Well now you've just given them the idea of an entire roster of Cenas, each with a different coloured t-shirt and motivational slogan, none of them are heels.
Barack Lesnar
Banned
Pretty decent match ups on SD tonight.
yeah i'm tuning in
I read the spoilers but still wanna watch live, sounds like a good sd.
Who will spend their friday night watching with me?
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
If none of us voted for Ryback, then Sun must've rigged the vote. But why?
I rigged nothing. btw 3 people voted Ryback for FIRST PLACE.
If none of us voted for Ryback, then Sun must've rigged the vote. But why?
He's a temp Managing Supervisor....gotta do something to keep ratings up so he has a decent spot when the boss returns.
Perspicacity
Banned
If none of us voted for Ryback, then Sun must've rigged the vote. But why?
Probably because Mason Ryan is still missing so it's the closest thing to Batista he's got
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Deleted member 47027
Unconfirmed Member
Probably because Mason Ryan is still missing so it's the closest thing to Batista he's got
I'm a Rybacker but don't get me wrong - he's no Batsman. Not even in the same universe as the BRASS BODY.
Nocturnowl
Member
If none of us voted for Ryback, then Sun must've rigged the vote. But why?
Number 1 Ryback mark Professor Beef has hacked into Sunflower's account of course!