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[Fox318]

No reaction for Rowan.

They fucking killed him.

Also the dude is bleeding.

 

[TomcatTheLion]

Complete silence for Rowan.

 

[Cheat Code]

I retract my prior statement. The crowd is just fucking shit.

 

[Hidden One]

What do you think Harpers clothes smell like?

 

[Ithil]

Complete silence for Rowan.

He wrestled in front of the crowd literally 40 minutes ago. And lost.

 

[Fox318]

I retract my prior statement. The crowd is just fucking shit.

Some of these guys already worked.

2 matches in an hour.

They should just fucking hire some indys to insert in squash matches.

 

[reptilescorpio]

HE DID IT!! YAY!

J&J have been the best thing about the main roster since Dust Bros. teamed up and Sandow going Mizdow.

 

[ScribbleD]

So, who is pinning Rowan here? I'm gonna guess Miz.

 

[hamchan]

The Usos seem like the bad guys in this story.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

I have to say I'm disgusted by you turning on Cena in favor of Reigns. For shame, friend.

I'd never turn on my man, friend. This is Sina sanctioned love.

 

[Cheat Code]

Some of these guys already worked.

2 matches in an hour.

They should just fucking hire some indys to insert in squash matches.

That makes sense. If only Main Event was on Sky.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Is smackdown canon this week?

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I retract my prior statement. The crowd is just fucking shit.

I mean, they did already sit through Main Event, where Rowan already had a match. Plus, it's not like SmackDown really got off to a hot start.

 

[Fox318]

What was that fat mark screaming?

 

[UberTag]

I retract my prior statement. The crowd is just fucking shit.

That's how you know Vince and Dunn have trained them to react perfectly.

Some of these guys already worked.

2 matches in an hour.

They should just fucking hire some indys to insert in squash matches.

That would cost money. The 26 writers who wrote this program have families to feed.

 

[Fox318]

It always bothers me that refs never count when guys are out of the ring....

Also they are talking about Ford and Nixon on the app...

 

[Fox318]

That's how you know Vince and Dunn have trained them to react perfectly.

That would cost money. The 26 writers who wrote this program have families to feed.

What convinced them that 26 writers was needed?

I don't even think Family guy or the Simpsons has that many writers.

 

[ggnoobIGN]

...is there a smackdown friday? Should I care?

 

[UberTag]

It always bothers me that refs never count when guys are out of the ring....

Also they are talking about Ford and Nixon on the app...

Ford & Nixon = topical world leader discussion by our hip & with-it commentary crew

...is there a smackdown friday? Should I care?

Yes, there is. It's a repeat of the same shit people are watching right now. How exciting!
Tune in to watch Roman Reigns attempt to but fail at squash Fandango.

 

[aspiegamer]

Checked Twitter for actual WWE activity. Nothing but Mizdow <3 posts.
However, this tweet popped up:

Reigns Supreme &#8207;@fan_shield 3m 3 minutes ago

They should do a battle of the beards! Rowan and Harper! Whoever loses gets their beard cut off. #SmackDownLive #6ManTag

Holy shit. A beards match. How about WM? I love it. Book it.

 

[JavyOO7]

Uso better watch it. Miz ain't gonna catch him on that dive. Like this past Sunday, for instance...

 

[Fox318]

Why are Luke and Rowan even out there?

do the Usos really need to be protected?


This match is gonna end with rowan pinned by miz.

 

[Gonzalez]

I just switched back to Smackdown, and saw Rowan.

You got to be fucking kidding me!? You know what, stop telling your wrestlers to step it up. Why not tell yourselves backstage to step the fuck up?

 

[TomcatTheLion]

He wrestled in front of the crowd literally 40 minutes ago. And lost.

Makes me wonder what the hell he did.

 

[Fox318]

I just switched back to Smackdown, and saw Rowan.

You got to be fucking kidding me!? You know what, stop telling your wrestlers to step it up. Why not tell yourselves backstage to step the fuck up?

The only reason they have him there is he is the one guy that can job.

Poor fucking guy.

 

[Gonzalez]

Makes me wonder what the hell he did.

Nothing... These assholes just don't know how to run a fucking show.

 

[aspiegamer]

Why is JBL admitting on-air that the WWE Universe™ is dying to see the comedy routine heel? But mostly lol @ the crowd for giving zero fucks about the other 5 guys in the ring.

 

[hamchan]

Crowds are so into Mizdow.

 

[ggnoobIGN]

Rowan!

 

[UberTag]

I just switched back to Smackdown, and saw Rowan.

You got to be fucking kidding me!? You know what, stop telling your wrestlers to step it up. Why not tell yourselves backstage to step the fuck up?

That would require some semblance of responsibility and ownership for the shit product.
It's easier to just pass the buck and say your talent roster is dropping the ball.
I mean, where are they going to go? A competent wrestling company? Are they going to ask to get demoted to NXT?

 

[JavyOO7]

Wow, Rowan actually got the pin!

 

[Bowser]

Kane > Rowan

Rowan > Miz

therefore

Kane > Miz

 

[Fox318]

So they had Rowan job to kane then had him beat the tag team champ?


WHo am I supposed to feel heat for?

Fucking even steven booking.

 

[plagiarize]

So everyone in this match is worse than Kane.

Got it.

 

[Cheat Code]

Should have done a shooting star press.

 

[TimeEffect]

Why is Harper getting jerked around in this mindless crap

 

[aspiegamer]

Can we call that splash "The A380"?

 

[Fox318]

This crowd would have been fucking more into rowan if he had already put on a clinic against kane.


Who the fuck does this?

 

[UberTag]

So everyone in this match is worse than Kane.

Got it.

That's right. Now you understand! Everybody sucks!
Now let's talk some more about Roman Reigns. And Tribute to the Troops. And Jingle all the Way 2! And Sting the Vigilante!

 

[plagiarize]

I did enjoy that though. And the ending at least helps undo the Kane loss.

But it's so goddamn weird.

 

[Jimmy King]

the usos gone now?

 

[Bowser]

Even a live Smackdown is a glorified Raw recap show

 

[ggnoobIGN]

I legit marked for him on the splash and pin. Probably because I miss him job before.

 

[reptilescorpio]

Cesaro yelling "C'mon TJ" the fuck how 'bout some kayfabe dammit.

Dat Total Divas canon.

 

[plagiarize]

That's right. Now you understand! Everybody sucks!
Now let's talk some more about Roman Reigns.

What do you suppose his nipples currently look like? I hope they let us see them soon.

 

[Fox318]

Titus on the app.

 

[UberTag]

Titus on the app.

More Titus is always a good thing.

 

[plagiarize]

I honestly don't understand grown adults complaining about things that expose kayfabe.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Even a live Smackdown is a glorified Raw recap show

They aired the same video on Main Event, too. So if you're dumb like me and saw that or in the building, you're seeing it again!

 

[Fox318]

I legit marked for him on the splash and pin. Probably because I miss him job before.

That killed the buzz for him.

Why are they protecting Kane??

If his ego wants a fucking win let him win in a house show.