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December Wrasslin' |OT| PUT A Z-PAK ON THE THREAD, PAL. YOU'RE WORKING TONIGHT
wrestleman
Member
And the announcers trying to ignore it.
Aside from the health risks they cut blood for:
- Mattel
- Linda's political campaign
- Cena's Fruity Pebbles/more kid friendly push
- NBC/USA Network??
- Warner Brothers relationship with Scooby-Doo and Flintstones
- Reaction to Benoit/Eddie?
I mean I'd say its a good thing overall for health reasons but these guys work so much and so hard that I don't think they care at all.
Especially with the CM Punk stuff.
Jimmy King
Member
This was so dumb. I loved it.
Sibersk Esto
Banned
The days of blood in the wwe were probably numbered after Orton Sr almost gave Taker hepatitis
Of course Pillman hated him. He was the guy doing the most top rope stuff at that time. Pillman was basically the most indie style dude in the company and Bill Watts was 100% old school.
No. Watts took over WCW in 1992. Flair left in the Summer of 1991. And he didn't walk out, he was fired.
Does North Korea even have the organization capability to do anything?
If it wasn't for China not wanting US bases on their border, Russians using their slave labor, Yakuza using them to smuggle drugs into Japan, and Syria trying to purchase arms from them(Which they don't need with their relationship with Russia) they have nothing.
North Korea in the past has forced their foreign dignitaries into selling drugs in order to bring money into the nation.
Besides Kim-Jung Un has almost no power in the military and his health has been faltering as of late.
-Pyromaniac-
Member
wrrong threadasfas
giancarlo123x
Banned
Never watched a Mizdow match until this TLC one. Holy shit he is amazing. It's been a while since a match made me laugh this much.
wrestleman
Member
That's pretty much what I was getting at. Besides, it's not really confirmed to be of North Korean origin, yet, I believe. Could just be someone using the obvious scapegoat.
Jimmy King
Member
blackaroni
Member
Is it weird that I can't tell the difference between his posts and simplythebest's?
WOW Bob, wow. I thought we were a friendly community here, friend.
Nahh I just like to read.
Plus I believe the smarter you are the dumber you feel. With greater intelligence comes a greater understanding and appreciation for what you don't know.
Right now I'm reading Death of WCW so that's where I'm pulling(from memory) some of the Watts stuff.
Go watch his survivor series match.
Perspicacity
Banned
Fox, simplythebest, BoboBrazil.
Same fucking dude
Same fucking dude
Jimmy King
Member
Serious accusations being thrown around here. Tread carefully.
BoboBrazil
Member
best part about that tweet was he felt the need to type marks a second time.
I think its impossible to not believe that. Even on the Raw show she wasn't the problem with the sketches.
Perspicacity
Banned
Look at them both deny it with an animated jiff. Any more proof needed?
lovely ladies
Member
Nah, haven't seen him make 8-9 consecutive 1600 word count posts debating which character is stronger in Dragonball Z.
HOMEBOY OVER HERE
Banned
why didn't they have ambrose and bray on raw? they've handled their feud so poorly. they have them close a PPV but they hardly pushed the match as a main event. their feud has been pushed to hour two on raw since it began. never has closed out a raw or started one. fucking vince. guy doesn't want either of them getting too over while he tries to push reigns.
lovely ladies
Member
wonder what would have happened if the interview was made by wwe films starring larry the cable guy and santino
I think they wanted to give both of the guys some time off after that match.
Plus maybe they want the match they put on at Tribute to the Troops to close their rivalry.
They are closing out that show and I'm sure sites have leaked who has won and lost.
Reposting for those who missed it: http://www.rohwrestling.com/news/christopher-daniels-vs-alberto-el-patron-sat-jan-3rd
ROH Sets Up First Opponent for Alberto El Patron
Really psyched for just about any singles match involving Daniels. It also sounds like we'll get at least another opponent or two revealed for El Patron over the coming days.
ROH Sets Up First Opponent for Alberto El Patron
Really psyched for just about any singles match involving Daniels. It also sounds like we'll get at least another opponent or two revealed for El Patron over the coming days.
Maybe they are trying to market him like batman?
Maybe Sting wouldn't sell the rights to his name so this Vigilante is Vince's way of owning some of the character?
lovely ladies
Member
I hope he comes out slinging stangarangs and wears a kevlar body suit.
I wonder if Sting is already regretting signing with the WWE from a creative standpoint. He's likely enjoying the ride, though. Probably swimming in cash and taking whatever they give him at this stage of his career. Can't blame the guy.
Jimmy King
Member
Is Sting the wrestler with the least amount of time in WWE too make the most money?
Dr Duncan Steel
Member
Ya'll made Wesker quit Wrassle GAF again. For shame everybody.
Jimmy King
Member
blackaroni
Member
No clue why he quit, but why couldn't it be SimplyFox?
Ninja Scooter
Member
What are they gonna do, relegate him to IC belt status?
The New Testimonial of the Old Testament with Stro:
Joshua: Sequel to Exodus: Gods and Kings: Moses's Totally Bogus Adventure
Josh takes over after Moses gets dicked over by God and dies not being allowed to cross into the promised land. He's now at the top of God's Fave Five.
Josh sends some spies ahead of the group. They end up at a whore named Rehab's house. When Chris Jericho came to her house to find these men, she hid them on her roof. Once Jericho left, she told them everyone knew that the Jews were coming to fuck everyone up, but since she did them a favor, she asks for a solid: When they come back to kill everyone, don't kill her family. The spies agree, saying anyone in her house when they come back will be saved, but everyone else is getting mowed the fuck down and it isn't on their hands.
The Ark of the Covenant is used to part the Jordan River, like Moses's big old rod did to the Red Sea.
For some reason God decides all the Jews need to be recircumcised. How do you circumcise someone twice? Oh. The reason is because the men that were born in the wilderness by the way as they came forth out of Egypt had not been circumcised. Wait. I thought EVERY male got choppy choppied on the 8th day after birth, even during the 40 years of wandering. Why does God care so much about foreskin? So you're telling me that all the men born during those 40 years were walking around uncut? SHAMEFUL SHIT.
God stops sending manna because now the Jews get to steal all the food from the people's lands they are invading. I'm sorry. Reacquiring.
Josh does a Flair Flop into prayer.
Josh and God make out a game plan for War Games.
A lot of trumpets are blown, which stopped and dropped the Walls of Jericho.
The Jews then killed EVERYONE. All the men, women, children, and animals were killed by sword. Then the city was burned down. But not before they stole all the silver and gold and iron and all that shit. They also made sure Rehab and her family was fine.
One of these mother fuckers took something he wasn't supposed to, so God got pissed at the Jews again. He lets a bunch of Jews get killed in the next battle and won't be with them until they destroy the evil ring or whatever. So Josh rounds up the dude who took the stuff, the stuff he took, his family, and his animals. Then he has them all stoned and set on fire.
A similar thing happens to the city of Ai except this time, the Israelites set up a plan to do a fake attack and then run away, then ambush those that chase after them. Joshua then uses what appears to be a proton canon to kill everyone and everything and burn the city to the ground. They saved the king of the city and tied him to a tree to die. Some 12,000 people were slaughtered and an altar was build to God.
5 Kings in the area kept hearing about this shit and decided to team up. God fucked them all. At one point Josh commands the Sun and the Moon to stay in place until they killed everyone, I guess so as to not fuck with the day planner. The five kings ended up hiding in a cave. Josh had a huge stone moved to seal them in. When he let them out to negotiate peace, he killed them instead. Those five cities had every soul located therein utterly destroyed. And pretty much every city they'd come across. Kill EVERYONE, all the animals, take the valuables, and burn it to the ground.
All of this killing goes on for YEARS. By now, Josh is getting too old for this shit. There is still a lot of land to conquer and what tribes get what plots are all set up. I guess in case Josh were to die anytime soon. Caleb shows up and says Moses promised him some shit, so he gets his shit. He makes it out to be that the all of this killing has been going on for 5 years, but right before that the book says Josh is getting really old. So either he started old or someone's time line is off. This shit goes on for like 10 pages. Every tribe gets what they get, sometimes down to individuals, down to what side of the road, where their property line ends, what half of the fucking dog belongs to them. Christ. I GET IT.
Many years later, Josh dies at 110 years old. But not before threatening everyone that God is going to fuck them all up and they are on their own now, so they better be on their best behavior.
Man, this shit is dark. The Quran picked the wrong dude. Moses is a punk ass buster next to Joshua. Straight up marching through cities, killing everyone, stealing everything, then erasing them like they never existed. That's some harsh shit, man. Seems like Mohammed was following Joshua's lead more than Moses.
Joshua: Sequel to Exodus: Gods and Kings: Moses's Totally Bogus Adventure
Josh takes over after Moses gets dicked over by God and dies not being allowed to cross into the promised land. He's now at the top of God's Fave Five.
Josh sends some spies ahead of the group. They end up at a whore named Rehab's house. When Chris Jericho came to her house to find these men, she hid them on her roof. Once Jericho left, she told them everyone knew that the Jews were coming to fuck everyone up, but since she did them a favor, she asks for a solid: When they come back to kill everyone, don't kill her family. The spies agree, saying anyone in her house when they come back will be saved, but everyone else is getting mowed the fuck down and it isn't on their hands.
The Ark of the Covenant is used to part the Jordan River, like Moses's big old rod did to the Red Sea.
For some reason God decides all the Jews need to be recircumcised. How do you circumcise someone twice? Oh. The reason is because the men that were born in the wilderness by the way as they came forth out of Egypt had not been circumcised. Wait. I thought EVERY male got choppy choppied on the 8th day after birth, even during the 40 years of wandering. Why does God care so much about foreskin? So you're telling me that all the men born during those 40 years were walking around uncut? SHAMEFUL SHIT.
God stops sending manna because now the Jews get to steal all the food from the people's lands they are invading. I'm sorry. Reacquiring.
Josh does a Flair Flop into prayer.
Josh and God make out a game plan for War Games.
A lot of trumpets are blown, which stopped and dropped the Walls of Jericho.
The Jews then killed EVERYONE. All the men, women, children, and animals were killed by sword. Then the city was burned down. But not before they stole all the silver and gold and iron and all that shit. They also made sure Rehab and her family was fine.
One of these mother fuckers took something he wasn't supposed to, so God got pissed at the Jews again. He lets a bunch of Jews get killed in the next battle and won't be with them until they destroy the evil ring or whatever. So Josh rounds up the dude who took the stuff, the stuff he took, his family, and his animals. Then he has them all stoned and set on fire.
A similar thing happens to the city of Ai except this time, the Israelites set up a plan to do a fake attack and then run away, then ambush those that chase after them. Joshua then uses what appears to be a proton canon to kill everyone and everything and burn the city to the ground. They saved the king of the city and tied him to a tree to die. Some 12,000 people were slaughtered and an altar was build to God.
5 Kings in the area kept hearing about this shit and decided to team up. God fucked them all. At one point Josh commands the Sun and the Moon to stay in place until they killed everyone, I guess so as to not fuck with the day planner. The five kings ended up hiding in a cave. Josh had a huge stone moved to seal them in. When he let them out to negotiate peace, he killed them instead. Those five cities had every soul located therein utterly destroyed. And pretty much every city they'd come across. Kill EVERYONE, all the animals, take the valuables, and burn it to the ground.
All of this killing goes on for YEARS. By now, Josh is getting too old for this shit. There is still a lot of land to conquer and what tribes get what plots are all set up. I guess in case Josh were to die anytime soon. Caleb shows up and says Moses promised him some shit, so he gets his shit. He makes it out to be that the all of this killing has been going on for 5 years, but right before that the book says Josh is getting really old. So either he started old or someone's time line is off. This shit goes on for like 10 pages. Every tribe gets what they get, sometimes down to individuals, down to what side of the road, where their property line ends, what half of the fucking dog belongs to them. Christ. I GET IT.
Many years later, Josh dies at 110 years old. But not before threatening everyone that God is going to fuck them all up and they are on their own now, so they better be on their best behavior.
Man, this shit is dark. The Quran picked the wrong dude. Moses is a punk ass buster next to Joshua. Straight up marching through cities, killing everyone, stealing everything, then erasing them like they never existed. That's some harsh shit, man. Seems like Mohammed was following Joshua's lead more than Moses.
What did I do ?
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Deleted member 47027
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He's old, you asshole!
FallingEdge
Member
Are you gonna do OT2?
He did nothing but win when had no belt and lost every time he was champion.
Figure that out.
Ninja Scooter
Member
You better BO-lieve dat.
Mr. Enigma
Member
Some of us are at work, man.