December Wrasslin |OT| Shaking Hands, Jerking Knees, Eating Mistletoe, Feeling Energy

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Ithil said:
What smark hacked wwe.com?
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I already told you.

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Wow. Punk went from 129k facebook likes on the day of his shoot promo to 518k today.

He just needs another 8.7 million likes to catch up to Cena! Yeeeeeeeah!
 
I agree with whatshisname. I barely even watch this shit anymore but every time I do I think my god that Ziggler guy is a revelation.
 
Ziggler's comments regarding the Punk match:

WWE United States champion Doph Ziggler was interviewed by The Miami Herald today at this link. Ziggler discussed his recent Raw bout with CM Punk, commenting, "A lot of people enjoyed the match, and my family and friends liked it. Honestly, since last Monday, I haven’t been able to sleep that well, because I really wanted that match to be one of the best ever, and it wasn’t. So I have something to build toward, and hopefully we’ll get to do it on a big stage, and if we do, I know we will tear the house down. I know it."
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Is anyone watching TNA? rofl

Gunner just beat the crap out of everyone in a gym. That was the first time I've seen anything good from the guy. And to think I was JUST about to make a post about how I am sick of all of TNA's storytelling happening outside the ring.

EDIT: Then Bully Ray and Scott Steiner promo backstage :LOL
 
--Wrestler Category--

Best Overall Wrestler: Eddie Kingston
Worst Overall Wrestler: Kelly Kelly
Best Wrestler on the Mic: Eddie Kingston
Worst Wrestler on the Mic: Heath Slater
Best Worker: Bryan Danielson
Worst Worker: Kelly Kelly
Best Rookie Wrestler: Archibald peck
Most Improved Wrestler: Dolph Ziggler
Most Declined Wrestler: Alberto Del Rio
Best Comeback: Hulk Hogan
Time to Retire: Ric Flair
Best Finishing Move: The Ant Hill performed by The Colony
Worst Finishing Move: STFU
Best Theme Music: Winter
Worst Theme Music: Kelly Kelly

Best Manager: Colt Cabunny
Best Announcer/Announce Team: Bryce Remsburg

Top Five Wrestlers of the Year: CM Punk, Ultra Mantis Black, Kevin Steen, Eddie Kingston, Sara Del Ray

--Promotions Category--

Best Promotion: CHIKARA
Worst Promotion: CZW
Most Improved Promotion: AIW (local)
Most Declined Promotion: TNA
Best Storyline: 12 Large Summit
Worst Storyline: WWE Txt Gate
Biggest missed opportunity of the Year: CM Punk after Money In The Bank


--Event Category--

Best match of the year: Punk vs Cena MITB
Worst match of the year: Some Divas match
Best PPV theme song of the year: Stan Bush "High Noon"
Best segment of the year: First CM Punk "shoot" promo
Worst segment of the year: This is you life John Cena
Best PPV of the year: High Noon
Worst PPV of the year: Victory Road (2011) aka Jeff Hardy drunk in ring ppv
Best Video Hype Package: Eddie Kingston hype video for High Noon
 
krae_man said:
Poor Dork Knight knocked off the post count list. GAF creative stopped putting him on the Monday show. He's gonna get FE'd any day now.
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LOL! Sorry, guys -- I started a new job at the end of October so I've been MAAAAAAD busy lately. Plus, I get home while Raw is in progress, so I can't really post during the show. Woe is me, right? Haha! Seriously, though: I still read the thread every day. I'll try to post a little more. Maybe I'll make dark match status this month. :D
 
Jeff Hardy is wrestling a three way with some unknowns. One of them kind of reminds me of Lance Storm. They showed a car insurance commercial where Kurt Angle was happy about saving 600 dollars.

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Apparently Sting is the general manager. Jeff Hardy got one of his earrings ripped off. Its bleeding.
 
Ever since Roode became champ something about TNA's entire product just got extremely awesome. I laughed, girls in bikinis washing cars, great promo by Aries, and I couldn't believe how awesome of a match ODB and James was. Main Event had great moments, Roode is a great heel. And Sting.. he's just awesome. He always sounded like Jim Carrey so being Jim Carrey works for me.
 
VerTiGo said:
Ever since Roode became champ something about TNA's entire product just got extremely awesome. I laughed, girls in bikinis washing cars, great promo by Aries, and I couldn't believe how awesome of a match ODB and James was. Main Event had great moments, Roode is a great heel. And Sting.. he's just awesome. He always sounded like Jim Carrey so being Jim Carrey works for me.
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Small baby steps after they booted Russo out of being head writer. He was not at the TV tapings I was used on, so he can't have that much of an influence anymore.
 
Dork Knight said:
LOL! Sorry, guys -- I started a new job at the end of October so I've been MAAAAAAD busy lately. Plus, I get home while Raw is in progress, so I can't really post during the show. Woe is me, right? Haha! Seriously, though: I still read the thread every day. I'll try to post a little more. Maybe I'll make dark match status this month. :D
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You better go on Youtube and start Dork Knight True Texas Story.
 
The 45th Annual Harry Awards:

--Wrestler Category--

Best Overall Wrestler: Dolph Ziggler
Worst Overall Wrestler: Kelly Kelly
Best Wrestler on the Mic: Wade Barrett
Worst Wrestler on the Mic: Kelly Kelly
Best Worker: Daniel Bryan
Worst Worker: Gunner
Best Rookie Wrestler: Daniel Bryan (In terms of being the WWE for a short time.)
Most Improved Wrestler: Cody Rhodes
Most Declined Wrestler: Kelly Kelly
Best Comeback: Mark Henry
Time to Retire: Jinder Mahal
Best Finishing Move: 450 Splash
Worst Finishing Move: Kelly Kelly's Stink Face by Rafiki
Best Theme Music: Wade Barrett
Worst Theme Music: Kelly Kelly

Best Manager: Ricardo Rodriguez
Best Announcer/Announce Team: Booker T

Top Five Wrestlers of the Year:
Wade Barrett
Dolph Ziggler
Cody Rhodes
Mark Henry
CM Punk

--Promotions Category--

Best Promotion: Nobody deserves this.
Worst Promotion: TNA
Most Improved Promotion: Sure as hell isn't WWE or TNA.
Most Declined Promotion: TNA
Best Storyline: The build-up to MITB.
Worst Storyline: Hogan's Sudden Face Turn
Biggest missed opportunity of the Year: Punk's Return

--Event Category--

Best match of the year: Punk vs. Cena at MITB
Worst match of the year: Sting vs. Jeff Hardy
Best PPV theme song of the year: Written in the Stars for WrestleMania 27
Best segment of the year: CM Punk's Shoot Promo
Worst segment of the year: The Rock's Miami Birthday Party featuring crap music by Pitbull and dancing by the Miami BronBrons (I WAS NOT HAVING A GOOD TIME DAMMIT.)
Best PPV of the year: Money in the Bank
Worst PPV of the year: WrestleMania 27
Best Video Hype Package: The Miz's WrestleMania 27 Video Intro

--WrestleGAF Category--

Best Wresslegaffer: Bootaay
Worst Wrestlegaffer: HarryDemeanor
Most improved Wresslegaffer: G-Fex
Rookie Wresslegaffer of the year: djsandman
Best photoshop: Brazzers meme
Best Gif: Sin Cara's No Mercy Run-In
Best Smark: Net_Wrecker
Best Little Jimmy: Heavy
 
Probably posted, but just want to post again to laugh at how bad it did:

WWE’s Vengeance pay-per-view event on October 23, 2011 garnered 130,000 buys overall—70,000 in North America and 60,000 overseas.

With the exception of the disastrous December to Dismember pay-per-view event in 2006, Vengeance is the lowest-selling domestic pay-per-view event in WWE history—dating back to the infancy of pay-per-view in the 1980s.

December to Dismember, which was technically branded as an ECW event, drew 55,000 buys in North America.

Vengeance was headlined by Alberto Del Rio vs. John Cena in a Last Man Standing Match, Mark Henry vs. Big Show in a World Heavyweight Championship Match, and Awesome Truth vs. CM Punk and Triple H.
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LOL. I knew they were fucked having three PPV's in like five weeks. Plus, they're burning through these gimmick PPV's so often, they've killed the novelty draw of having these as stand alone events now. No one gives a shit about Hell in a Cell now, since you burned through them as a PPV full of mostly shitty matches.
 
TheNatural said:
Probably posted, but just want to post again to laugh at how bad it did:
LOL. I knew they were fucked having three PPV's in like five weeks. Plus, they're burning through these gimmick PPV's so often, they've killed the novelty draw of having these as stand alone events now. No one gives a shit about Hell in a Cell now, since you burned through them as a PPV full of mostly shitty matches.
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Yeah they seriously need to scale down the number of PPVs every year. Three PPVs in five weeks was the worst thing they ever did.
 
--Wrestler Category--

Best Overall Wrestler CM Punk
Worst Overall Wrestler Sheamus
Best Wrestler on the Mic Wade Barrett
Worst Wrestler on the Mic Randy Orton
Best Worker Dolph Ziggler
Worst Worker Kelly Kelly
Best Rookie Wrestler Hunico
Most Improved Wrestler Mark Henry
Most Declined Wrestler John Morrison
Best Comeback CM Punk
Time to Retire Rey Mysterio
Best Finishing Move Rough Rider Leg Lariat
Worst Finishing Move Kill Switch
Best Theme Music Darren Young
Worst Theme Music The Miz

Best Manager AJ Lee (D. Bryan)
Best Announcer/Announce Team Smackdown team

Top Five Wrestlers of the Year:
CM Punk
The Rock
Alberto Del Rio
Dolph Ziggler
Wade Barrett

--Promotions Category--

Best Promotion WWE
Worst Promotion Everything else
Most Improved Promotion N/A
Most Declined Promotion WWE
Best Storyline Yoshi Tatsu/Tyson Kidd feud over Yoshi Tatsu action figure
Worst Storyline Divas of Doom
Biggest missed opportunity of the Year Ziggler v. Ryder U.S. Title match


--Event Category--

Best match of the year Daniel Bryan v. Tyson Kidd Hart/Michaels video promo match
Worst match of the year CM Punk vs. John Cena II SummerSlam
Best PPV theme song of the year Cee Lo Green 'Bright Lights Bigger City'
Best segment of the year CM Punk shoot promo
Worst segment of the year HHH - CM Punk assorted promos
Best PPV of the year Money In The Bank
Worst PPV of the year Night of Champions
Best Video Hype Package Zack Ryder gets noticed

--WrestleGAF Category--

Best Wrasslegaffer Dream
Worst Wrasslegaffer Bishoptl
Most improved Wrasslegaffer Bangai-o
Rookie Wrasslegaffer of the year Djsandman
Best photoshop Matthew Gallant

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Best Gif

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Best Smark DMczaf

Best Little Jimmy Kyoufu (Punk mark)
 
djsandman said:
You should at least watch the Steiner/Bully Ray stuff.

Speaking of that, did Abyss have his own triple threat tonight?
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My DVR messed up and I missed a good amount of the show.

Yeah, that's the first time I found Steiner amusing in awhile. All around funny moments in tonights show. Gunner beating up nobodies at the gym was pretty good to. Show had great momentum.
 
TheNatural said:
Probably posted, but just want to post again to laugh at how bad it did:

LOL. I knew they were fucked having three PPV's in like five weeks. Plus, they're burning through these gimmick PPV's so often, they've killed the novelty draw of having these as stand alone events now. No one gives a shit about Hell in a Cell now, since you burned through them as a PPV full of mostly shitty matches.
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70,000!? They deserve it with this proliferation of shitty PPVs. I wonder if they lost money by hosting that event which would be hilarious. This company has no financial direction as evidenced by their belief that there is a market for a WWE channel (smh).

I mean, they do so many frickin PPVs that its hard to keep anything straight that's not one of the major shows (I'm not even sure what happened here). I've been leading this bandwagon for a long time- they need to cut down on the PPVs. The storytelling on the main show sucks balls and cramming a PPV each month doesn't allow any of the stories to get adequate steam.

Now, they definitely don't need to go back to pre 1995 PPV format (only Rumble, WM, King of the Ring, and Survivor Series) but they need to cut back. The shitstorm of three PPV in like 10 weeks is ridiculous.
 
Of course, a few of you guys have been very vocal about your unhappiness with me coming back. It doesn’t bother me at all. It just proves your lack perspective. Returning to WrassleGAF is an incredible opportunity for me, but much bigger than me, it’s an incredible opportunity for WrassleGAF and, at the end of the day, all we want to do is elevate WrassleGAF to new heights never seen before and make Bishoptl happy. Always remember that the ones who were vocal and disapproving about me coming back—and we all know who the two are—are the ones who are most insecure and jealous. Maybe one day they’ll smarten up and understand the greater perspective.
 
DMczaf said:
New month. New gimmick.

I'm no longer shaking any of your hands.

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youve been trying to gain the approval of these clowns with your handshakes, and now you feel like youre better than them? youre worse than they are.

DMczaf said:
Of course, a few of you guys have been very vocal about your unhappiness with me coming back. It doesn’t bother me at all. It just proves your lack perspective. Returning to WrassleGAF is an incredible opportunity for me, but much bigger than me, it’s an incredible opportunity for WrassleGAF and, at the end of the day, all we want to do is elevate WrassleGAF to new heights never seen before and make Bishoptl happy. Always remember that the ones who were vocal and disapproving about me coming back—and we all know who the two are—are the ones who are most insecure and jealous. Maybe one day they’ll smarten up and understand the greater perspective.
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and this only proves it. youve sold out
 
bean breath said:
That thread was great when that video of his boy, Nolan, botching the police convoy scene was posted. He was like you after a Sin Cara botch.
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I don't follow.
DMczaf said:
Of course, a few of you guys have been very vocal about your unhappiness with me coming back. It doesn’t bother me at all. It just proves your lack perspective. Returning to WrassleGAF is an incredible opportunity for me, but much bigger than me, it’s an incredible opportunity for WrassleGAF and, at the end of the day, all we want to do is elevate WrassleGAF to new heights never seen before and make Bishoptl happy. Always remember that the ones who were vocal and disapproving about me coming back—and we all know who the two are—are the ones who are most insecure and jealous. Maybe one day they’ll smarten up and understand the greater perspective.
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#bootstoasses
 
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