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[NoRéN]

Fuck the wind for taking mah electricities!

 

[bean breath]

Of course, a few of you guys have been very vocal about your unhappiness with me coming back. It doesn’t bother me at all. It just proves your lack perspective. Returning to WrassleGAF is an incredible opportunity for me, but much bigger than me, it’s an incredible opportunity for WrassleGAF and, at the end of the day, all we want to do is elevate WrassleGAF to new heights never seen before and make Bishoptl happy. Always remember that the ones who were vocal and disapproving about me coming back—and we all know who the two are—are the ones who are most insecure and jealous. Maybe one day they’ll smarten up and understand the greater perspective.

What reasons would we have to be jealous? That you're good at kissing Bishoptl's ass? Your almost as good at kissing Bishoptl's ass as Spindashing! I don't know if you're better than Frankman, though. He's a pretty good ass kisser.

 

[Shadowlink]

Changes are coming in a few weeks Wrasslin GAF! I'm sick of the same people spewing the same crap all the time. I'm going to make sure this thread is cool again.

 

[Evening Musuko]

Probably posted, but just want to post again to laugh at how bad it did:



LOL. I knew they were fucked having three PPV's in like five weeks. Plus, they're burning through these gimmick PPV's so often, they've killed the novelty draw of having these as stand alone events now. No one gives a shit about Hell in a Cell now, since you burned through them as a PPV full of mostly shitty matches.

Wow. I knew this PPV was going to do bad, but not this bad. The fact that it was like what, 3 weeks after HIAC and there was practically no hype probably didn't help. Hell, the crowd was pretty much dead that night up until the end.

 

[DMczaf]

What reasons would we have to be jealous? That you're good at kissing Bishoptl's ass? Your almost as good at kissing Bishoptl's ass as Spindashing! I don't know if you're better than Frankman, though. He's a pretty good ass kisser.

It's simple business, I'm posting in this thread because it draws more views in one night, than you will in lifetime.

 

[DMczaf]

 

[Parallax]

It's simple business, I'm posting in this thread because it draws more views in one night, than you will in lifetime.

listen to you. youre a midcarder at best, and you talk like a big dog...

what. the hell. is this.

 

[Plywood]

listen to you. youre a midcarder at best, and you talk like a big dog...

what. the hell. is this.

Don't like John Zebra?

 

[Parallax]

Don't like John Zebra?

You can't have basic thuganomics with modified parachute pants

 

[bean breath]

It's simple business, I'm posting in this thread because it draws more views in one night, than you will in lifetime.

I'm sure if I hired writers to brainstorm my posts for me and was lucky enough to be a third generation Gaffer, I might draw more views too.

 

[Plywood]

You can't have basic thuganomics with modified parachute pants

New Zena rolls with Nash in the squared circle, he doesn't need thugarithmetic.

 

[Parallax]

New Zena rolls with Nash in the squared circle, he doesn't need thugarithmetic.

How does he plan on getting back into the hearts of stans without thugnometry?

 

[G-Fex]

New month. New gimmick.

I'm no longer shaking any of your hands.

That's it, DM is debuting tomorrow against Cena. I'm going to humble mister big time here.

Also can someone explain to me why December to Dismember did so bad? Was it just a horrible PPV ?

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Also can someone explain to me why December to Dismember did so bad? Was it just a horrible PPV ?

I think it only had a single announced match.

 

[Dork Knight]

You better go on Youtube and start Dork Knight True Texas Story.

You joke, but something like this may happen in the future.

 

[Plywood]

How does he plan on getting back into the hearts of stans without thugnometry?

Instead of rapping, now he breakdances.

Scotty 2 Hotty is going to return as his manager.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Supposedly Cena's gear got lost at the airport.

 

[G-Fex]

Supposedly Cena's gear got lost at the airport.

Yeah, our loss.

 

[The Frankman]

Wait, I hardly post here mid-week and I'm still in Booker-T's Top Ten?

 

[Worthintendo]

I think it only had a single announced match.

2 matches, they also had Hardys vs MNM announced.

Even with all that it could have been a good PPV had Lashley not been dumped into the main event and then won the thing. The ECW crowd trashed on the whole thing.

 

[DMczaf]

That's it, DM is debuting tomorrow against Cena. I'm going to humble mister big time here.

I'm never leaving WrassleGAF Fed.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

Supposedly Cena's gear got lost at the airport.

That's terrible. Which colored t-shirt and jorts combo will he wear on Monday now?

 

[G-Fex]

I'm never leaving WrassleGAF Fed.

your promo caught my eye DM, you're a big time eh? Well how about instead of cena you take on another big timer.....
Frankman, leader of the Nation 2.0.

 

[Plywood]

Supposedly Cena's gear got lost at the airport.

So all they had for him was some zebra pants left around by some jobber Tyson Kidd?

 

[funkystudent]

Supposedly Cena's gear got lost at the airport.

But doesn't he go everywhere in Jorts and a Cena t shirt and hat?

He even does press conferences in his gear.

 

[Parallax]

your promo caught my eye DM, you're a big time eh? Well how about instead of cena you take on another big timer.....
Frankman, leader of the Nation 2.0.

This was fated, I see. Written in the stars, so to speak....

 

[Shadowlink]

Supposedly Cena's gear got lost at the airport.

Why not just go to one of the WWE Kiosks they have there, and buy himself the outfit?

 

[bean breath]

So all they had for him was some zebra pants left around by some jobber Tyson Kidd?

Looks like it might've been a prank.

They forgot the fanny pack, though.

 

[DMczaf]

your promo caught my eye DM, you're a big time eh? Well how about instead of cena you take on another big timer.....
Frankman, leader of the Nation 2.0.

 

[Plywood]

http://i.imgur.com/2YPXT.gif

Frankman had the best match with Wendel Clark out of all the matches in history.

Looks like it might've been a prank.

http://i.imgur.com/Z7Fxj.png
http://i.imgur.com/MpPPl.jpg

They forgot the fanny pack, though.

Ah, cool.

 

[The Frankman]

DM, this horrible CEOO is trying to split us apart. I say we turn the tables on him.

Join Parallax and I in The Nation 2.0.

 

[bean breath]

DM, this horrible CEOO is trying to split us apart. I say we turn the tables on him.

Join Parallax and I in The Nation 2.0.

You just spoiled the "finger poke of doom" finish to the match. Thanks a lot.

 

[Parallax]

DM, this horrible CEOO is trying to split us apart. I say we turn the tables on him.

Join Parallax and I in The Nation 2.0.

What the shit?

 

[DMczaf]

Join Parallax and I in The Nation 2.0.

I follow no man.

 

[The Frankman]

You just spoiled the "finger poke of doom" finish to the match. Thanks a lot.

That was the lowest point in WCW history, you Little Whiner. Learn your history. Not even G-Fex is that bad to re-create th-

...

nevermind.

What the shit?

What, you don't want DM in The Nation 2.0? We need a token white guy.

I follow no man.

Okay. I see. My condolences to you.

 

[Plywood]

What the shit?

LOL

 

[The Frankman]

LOL

I already pushed your shit back in. Quiet son.

 

[bean breath]

Is Parallax Farooq to Frankman's The Rock?

 

[Plywood]

I already pushed your shit back in. Quiet son.

Whoa, that ain't me son.

I will call the bish, it was me Frankman, it was me all along.

 

[The Frankman]

Is Parallax Farooq to Frankman's The Rock?

The Frankman = Nation Farooq
Parallax = The Tokusatsu-father
Jeff Albertson = DAMN! Farooq
....
....
....
....
Spindashing = David Otunga

We have vacancies for D'Lo, The Rock, and a token white guy. Before we had abstract alien but he hardly posts... Also being Canadian helps.

 

[Parallax]

Is Parallax Farooq to Frankman's The Rock?

I guess that's as close to an example as you're gonna get, except I've never been, or had the need to be leader.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

What, you don't want DM in The Nation 2.0? We need a token white guy.

 

[lessthananth725]

The Frankman = Nation Farooq
Parallax = The Tokusatsu-father
Jeff Albertson = DAMN! Farooq
....
....
....
....
Spindashing = David Otunga

We have vacancies for D'Lo, The Rock, and a token white guy. Before we had abstract alien but he hardly posts... Also being Canadian helps.

Can I be the token white guy please???

 

[DMczaf]

What, you don't want DM in The Nation 2.0? We need a token white guy.

Tell me he did not just say that.

 

[SoulPlaya]

The Frankman = Nation Farooq
Parallax = The Tokusatsu-father
Jeff Albertson = DAMN! Farooq
....
....
....
....
Spindashing = David Otunga

We have vacancies for D'Lo, The Rock, and a token white guy. Before we had abstract alien but he hardly posts... Also being Canadian helps.

I'll be the token white guy. I won't be around much, but maybe I will. I might be accompanying you at PPVs, but maybe I won't. Essentially, I'll be Crush.

 

[bean breath]

Tell me he did not just say that.

Oh he said it alright.

He said it WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE!

 

[Parallax]

I'll be the token white guy. I won't be around much, but maybe I will. I might be accompanying you at PPVs, but maybe I won't. Essentially, I'll be Crush.

We don't need a crush. We need a owen.

 

[MightyHealthy]

http://i.imgur.com/QAbxX.jpg

what. the eff. is this.

 

[lessthananth725]

We don't need a crush. We need a owen.

Someone who will kick a leg out of a leg??

 

[SoulPlaya]

We don't need a crush. We need a owen.

Wasn't Farooq not even in the NOD, when Owen was a part of it?

How about Ahmed Johnson? Wasn't he in it for like a month?