Just had the best Trials of Osiris experience ever.
I was playing with two friends who are both very good. Myself and one friend were 8-0 on our Trials cards, other guy was 7-0 (and I didn't have a mercy boon). We'd gone undefeated in a few of our prior matches and no team ever got up to 4 wins.
So we're up against this one last team my friend and I need to beat to get to Mercury.
The first 3 rounds, we win. The team was good, but we won all three.
The next 3 rounds, they won. At the end of the third round, one of the guys started tea-bagging me. So it's 3-3.
The next round, they won. 4-3 for them. We won the one after that. 4-4.
The last round was tense. Supers, revives, shotguns.
We won. It was close, but we won. I wanted to teabag one of their bodies, but I didn't. Just threw grenades against the wall instead.
We exit out, get ready to go to Mercury, then the Reef.
That's when I get a message from one of their players. I go to Messages, open it. It's a voice message. 5 seconds long. I never get voice messages, but I open it.
It's someone who sounds like an older teenager, and he's slow rapping. Here's what his rap said:
"Mike Works, I spit that. Your mom, I hit that."
So I'm laughing because I almost never get messaged after crucible, let alone a personalized voice rap.
I go back to the game, go to the Reef (got an arc Messenger on Mercury, then a normal Messenger on the Reef, so that was a little dumb). And I grab a slice of homemade pizza and enjoy it. Put away some dishes in the kitchen.
Then I come back and reply to his message with a voice message of my own. Mine was only 5 seconds too. This is what I said.
"That was a really good rap, man! In fact you could even say it was... flawless."
He sent me text messages after that about my mom and I blocked him. But I'm never going to delete that voice message. It's too much fun.