Did I just get dated?

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Greddleok said:
She's been texting me all day. That's not friend behaviour, that's I'm interested in you behaviour.
I think the initial lunch was a ruse to get me into a weird date-like scenario.


Clearly I didn't fuck up as much as you guys thought.
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Who said you fucked up? You were just being dumb with all the tricked bullshit.



Also, oh man, I better tell all my friends that I text with that I am not interested in them just in case they get the wrong impression or are not prepared for interaction between two people.
 
OP trying to be clever and completely misunderstanding 13 pages of posts is what will put me to sleep tonight, looking forward to what adventures this thread will have roved tomorrow morning !
 
Greddleok said:
She's been texting me all day. That's not friend behaviour, that's I'm interested in you behaviour.
I think the initial lunch was a ruse to get me into a weird date-like scenario.


Clearly I didn't fuck up as much as you guys thought.
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She has the upper hand now after the lunch ruse. You can't break up with her because you're still in the honeymoon period of your new relationship. She probably already has your pull-up coaching session setup as a recurring event in her calendar.
 
Now I'm confused.

So OP misinterprets flirting as an attempt to trick him, so GAF spends hundreds of posts assuring him that no, the girl seems into him and he's not actually being tricked.

And now OP realizes the girl is into him and... gloats to GAF that GAF was wrong the entire time?

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davepoobond said:
honestly i would be concerned about the sanity of the girl and the op at this point.
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if you are concerned about the sanity of the OP, and all information of the girl comes directly from the OP, should you really be concerned about the sanity of the girl?

does she even exist?

do we exist?
 
Akuun said:
Now I'm confused.

So OP misinterprets flirting as an attempt to trick him, so GAF spends hundreds of posts assuring him that no, the girl seems into him and he's not actually being tricked.

And now OP realizes the girl is into him and... gloats to GAF that GAF was wrong the entire time?

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Greddleok said:
She's been texting me all day. That's not friend behaviour, that's I'm interested in you behaviour.
I think the initial lunch was a ruse to get me into a weird date-like scenario.


Clearly I didn't fuck up as much as you guys thought.
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There it is the humble brag. Don't pat yourself on the back for failing upward.
 
davepoobond said:
honestly i would be concerned about the sanity of the girl and the op at this point.
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I'd sorta agree with the caveat that we are only hearing the OP side of things and he is known to be crazy sooooo

That being said neither of them seem to be assertive in this lol
 
The more I think about it, it sounds like she thinks you two are "talking" which was the slang I remember people using in high school for when you are getting to know someone but not dating.
 
13 pages.. OP did you make it to her bedroom yet? Gaf wants to congrats on the sex or gloat how they were right and this was all BS and she was really your right hand in a sock.
 
She works at a University psychology department?

Keep doing what you're doing, OP. You're making for a great subject for a paper.
 
Alienous said:
She works at a University psychology department?

Keep doing what you're doing, OP. You're making for a great subject for a paper.
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"How I completely fooled a man into thinking he had any chance with me: An insight on male behaviour when manipulated by females with ulterior motives."
 
Plywood said:
There it is the humble brag. Don't pat yourself on the back for failing upward.
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A girl can text you all day and it doesn't mean shit. She might even see this badboy as a friend.

Dude better step up his game and get it in gear regardless, or she's gonna drop him.
 
Greddleok said:
I don't get how it's ridiculous. I like people to be straight forward and not play games. Now I feel like I've been drawn into the game because I don't want to be the one who says "let's date" first, when she could have just done that!

From my position, if I break down and ask her out directly, then I've given in. I need her to be straight forward, then I'll be happy.
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A lot of gaffers are talking a lot of shit right now, but I'm proud of you.

She tried to use her sex to lure you into a room full of mirrors, but she didn't expect you to be carrying the hammer of self-reflection.

You almost got dated, but you let your wave do the talking for you, and now you are the one who will be doing the dating. 🚻🚻🚻
 
Greddleok said:
She's been texting me all day. That's not friend behaviour, that's I'm interested in you behaviour.
I think the initial lunch was a ruse to get me into a weird date-like scenario.


Clearly I didn't fuck up as much as you guys thought.
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Link her this thread and she'll stop texting you
 
Greddleok said:
She's been texting me all day. That's not friend behaviour, that's I'm interested in you behaviour.
I think the initial lunch was a ruse to get me into a weird date-like scenario.


Clearly I didn't fuck up as much as you guys thought.
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You've been dating this woman for 7 months now. She's played you!
 
Greddleok said:
I don't get how it's ridiculous. I like people to be straight forward and not play games. Now I feel like I've been drawn into the game because I don't want to be the one who says "let's date" first, when she could have just done that!
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Greddleok said:
From my position, if I break down and ask her out directly, then I've given in. I need her to be straight forward, then I'll be happy.
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You are playing the game, man. No woman is just going to be like "I'm extremely interest in you, let's have sex" if you haven't given her any romantic signs at all. She asked you out and is now texting you regularly. That is her being straightforward. Any more than that would be just plain forward.
 
Greddleok said:
She's been texting me all day. That's not friend behaviour, that's I'm interested in you behaviour.
I think the initial lunch was a ruse to get me into a weird date-like scenario.


Clearly I didn't fuck up as much as you guys thought.
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To reiterate what others have said, this has to be the most neogaf thread ever
 
MegaManTrigger said:
"How I completely fooled a man into thinking he had any chance with me: An insight on male behaviour when manipulated by females with ulterior motives."
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That would be an investigative journalism title. An academic title would be something like:

Deceptive intent in female-instigated pair-bonding rituals: subverting hetronormative expectations through platonic invitations
 
Greddleok said:
She's been texting me all day. That's not friend behaviour, that's I'm interested in you behaviour.
I think the initial lunch was a ruse to get me into a weird date-like scenario.


Clearly I didn't fuck up as much as you guys thought.
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You really, really need to get some self-awareness.

The main concern with your behaviour was never that you'd messed up a dating opportunity, but that you'd felt the need to make this thread in the first place.

If this behaviour comes out while dating it probably isn't going to last for long.

OnionPowder said:
Link her this thread and she'll stop texting you
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Precisely.
 
BRB, writing the movie

OP and the girl are planning the wedding when one of the friends OP told about this thread shows it to her. She confronts OP and calls off the wedding. OP confronts his friend. "I thought she knew!" or, "I mean, you still didn't tell her?" Then the back half of the runtime is all him trying to win her back.

Getting Dated (2021)

Ansel Elgort as OP
Sophie Turner as The Girl
Pete Davidson as The Friend
 
Greddleok said:
She's been texting me all day. That's not friend behaviour, that's I'm interested in you behaviour.
I think the initial lunch was a ruse to get me into a weird date-like scenario.


Clearly I didn't fuck up as much as you guys thought.
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The only way to really beat her at her own game and show her who's boss is to text her a link to this thread.
 
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