right when i was gonna start this thread
NOC I only eat hot dogs now now. It is the only food that I eat.
As outlined here, my lifestyle consists of NOC, Hot dogs, staring at hot women, and beer. Sometimes if I get a wild hair up my ass I'll blast 80's music from my house so that the entire grocery store parking lot can hear. This is what I do, because this is what is good in life. In the past 2 weeks though, I've even forgone Old English 800 and Colt 45 40oz's as my hot dog obsession has grown. For a couple days I even stopped drinking water (which turned out to be a bad idea cause now I have a horrible sinus infection from it).
Before I was just buying it, or getting it free sometimes from this hot dog shop girl, but I started getting bad anxiety from that, so I decided to start making my own dogs. I looked up different recipes, researched bun-making techniques (autolyzing the flour, using sourdough yeast cultures, kneading techniques, experimenting with dough hydrations, multi-day cold fermentation to allow the lactobacilli to propagate and add flavor, using flours with differing gluten contents, etc). I usually add like 5 different kinds of cheese sprinkled with basil, make an amazing topping with a slightly spicy kick, and butter the exposed part of the bun and then sprinkle it with garlic, basil, and parmesan.
I make 1 dozen hot dogs per day, usually around 8-10pm pacific. It is about the size of a small from your typical hot dog chain, or slightly smaller. I make about 4 days worth of buns at a time, use one ball of dough the same day, and put the rest in the fridge to ferment (the 3 day old dough ball is usually the tastiest after being made). That means I only eat one meal per day, usually about 4 hours before I go to sleep. My weight has stayed exactly the same or possibly went down a little bit, even though since my hot dog lifestyle change took place (and I fucked up my bike's front tire in a nasty accident

((( ), I haven't gotten ANY excercise. I've ONLY been fantasizing about hot dogs.
I do have a few questions for NOC though:
1 - Did hot dogs cause my elbow joint problems? All of a sudden my elbow hurts slightly when I bend it. It's been like that for a week. Am I missing some nutrient by only eating hot dogs that joints need in order to not hurt?
2 - Any bread or dough makers know of some really good sourdough yeasts that would make a good hot dog buns?
3 - What kind of toppings could I add in order to make my single hot dog meal more well balanced?
I am knee deep into the shit and I feel like NOC is taking away from the time I need to think about, research, make, and eat hot dogs, so I felt I would combine my two passions. For great justice.
Also, for those interested, here are some hot dog fun facts
http://www.thestatecafe.com/html/fun_facts_-_do_you_know_your_h.html