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[Elektro Demon]

I think we never had a thread about std's. I banged a lot of whores, and by whores I mean prostitutes. But I had sex with them using condoms.
There was a time when I was foolishly in love with some girl when I was a young lad. We had unprotected sex. One time, she had candida. Fungus infection in her vag. And she told me that. But I was a horny mf so I decided to fuck her anyway.
She was dry, she couldn't get wet due to this infection but I perservered and managed to have sex with her. After 2 weeks we broke up. Fucking spoiled bitch. Nevermind. But after a week from that unprotected sex I started to get all itchy on my balls and dick. More time passed and I started to get some white stuff on my dick. And it was itching like crazy. I went to the doctor, she prescribed some cream and shit and I was healed after some time.
That's the only std I ever had. And I find it ironic that I didn't get this from a whore but from a girlfriend. I mean she is a whore but not a paying whore. Eh nevermind.
So what about you? Did you ever had any std?

 

[I collect VHS tapes]

 

[niilokin]

nope

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Nope.

 

[Tesseract]

no

 

[JetSetJustin]

amazing thread

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Nope. Use condoms.

 

[The Pleasure]

Nope. Use condoms.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I think we never had a thread about std's. I banged a lot of whores, and by whores I mean prostitutes. But I had sex with them using condoms.
There was a time when I was foolishly in love with some girl when I was a young lad. We had unprotected sex. One time, she had candida. Fungus infection in her vag. And she told me that. But I was a horny mf so I decided to fuck her anyway.
She was dry, she couldn't get wet due to this infection but I perservered and managed to have sex with her. After 2 weeks we broke up. Fucking spoiled bitch. Nevermind. But after a week from that unprotected sex I started to get all itchy on my balls and dick. More time passed and I started to get some white stuff on my dick. And it was itching like crazy. I went to the doctor, she prescribed some cream and shit and I was healed after some time.
That's the only std I ever had. And I find it ironic that I didn't get this from a whore but from a girlfriend. I mean she is a whore but not a paying whore. Eh nevermind.
So what about you? Did you ever had any std?

Congrats on the sex.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

If she's your girl, on birth control, fair game. Or if you are snipped. Otherwise, listen to Paperboy:

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[poppabk]

I briefly had officially every STD known to man due to the shortsighted doctor who performed my green card physical ticking the wrong boxes. Some, like chancroid, I didn't even know existed. Luckily we caught it before the green card interview or that would have been the literal worst interview ever.

 

[Elektro Demon]

amazing thread

I know. Thank you.

 

[Larlight]

I had gonorrhea before. Straight puss coming out of my dick on it's own which ruined so many underwear and pain shooting up my urethra and it burned like a bitch to pee. I had to go 2 days while I waited for the results to come back. Took a shot and 2 pills of azithromycin and it went away almost completely overnight. I was so relieved because up to this point I thought ALL STD's were permanent thanks to sex ed. I thought I was straight FUCKED.

How I caught it? A girl I hooked up with recently broke up with her boyfriend not too long ago and transmitted it to me. Turns out the reason she broke up with him was because he was cheating on her with other women. I wore a condom and everything but I guess I was unlucky. But I've been clean ever since.

 

[Airbus Jr]

My advice for you never had sex with prostitutes op even with condoms

Be loyal to your wife

If youre still single find real women to marry

 

[Elektro Demon]

My advice for you never had sex with prostitutes op

Be loyal to your wife

If youre still single find real women to marry

There are no more real women out there bro. They've all been infected with this feminism and equality crap.
Whores? They are the most fair women out there. With them, you at least know where you stand.

 

[T8SC]

STI?

 

[Airbus Jr]

There are no more real women out there bro. They've all been infected with this feminism and equality crap.
Whores? They are the most fair women out there. With them, you at least know where you stand.

You just need to try harder and search more carefully

Not every women is prostitutes or feminist

 

[MastAndo]

 

[Airbus Jr]

Never had any STD in my life but is it true that gonorhea smells like

some nasty rotten egg mixed with cheese?

 

[HellforLeather]

Some of you guys share way too much.

 

[thefool]

Yeah, I had a few. Nothing too nasty, last one took way too long to go away. Must have been some strong-ass hardened fungus.

 

[Peggies]

Never had any STD in my life but is it true that gonorhea smells like

some nasty rotten egg mixed with cheese?

Love your avatar!

 

[Champomade]

So funny that by reading answers, it seems no one has had some lol

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

 

[Romulus]

Why prostitutes when bar chicks are so easy?

 

[Airbus Jr]

So funny that by reading answers, it seems no one has had some lol

Because people are smarter these days not engage sexual intercourse with random people

STD are the least you should worry about when it comes to free sex

The real danger is HIV

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

I’m less likely to get STDs and more likely to get COVID from handling my own dick without sanitizing my hand first.

 

[The Time Of Mario]

I've never had one.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

I've never had one.

But have you had Juan?

 

[BadBurger]

Worst I got was a bacterial infection from a stripper (well, ex stripper anyway). I even used a condom, but she gave me some head first so that may have been how I got it.

 

[LisaMariaMartin]

Never but I don't sleep around much. Num of romantic partners is in the single digits. Okcupid was easy before the apocalypse but nowadays I stay away from physical contact with other people.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

Worst I got was a bacterial infection from a stripper (well, ex stripper anyway). I even used a condom, but she gave me some head first so that may have been how I got it.

Bitches better be using that Scope, man.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

I had gonorrhea before. Straight puss coming out of my dick on it's own which ruined so many underwear and pain shooting up my urethra and it burned like a bitch to pee.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

HELLOOOO, SIIDDNNEEYYYYY...


Sorry. I had to do it.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

HELLOOOO, SIIDDNNEEYYYYY...


Sorry. I had to do it.

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

 

[GeorgPrime]

The few times i fucked without a condom were luckily STD free. lol

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Delf]

I only had the 'best to tested and take the pills' but never the actually STD.

Long story short. House party, some girls show up after clubs let out. They are rolling and one grabs me and says 'let's take a shower!'.
Basically the next day my buddy says she's a whore and people say she has the clap.

So, I preemptively go to the doc, say I'm worried due to sleeping with a person unprotected. The doc hands me a giant Q-Tips, tells me to stick it down my pee hole and place it in a container. I then proceed to ram it home like I'm cleaning a chimney.
He gives me 2 or 3 pills.

Took the pills. Got a call I was clear and didn't have anything later in the week.

 

[The Hamburglar]

Took a test with my friend as joke. The joke was on my when I got the text telling me I had chlamydia. Never mind was along time again in the university days.

 

[p_xavier]

Usually every 3 months when I get tested. Covid helps, it'll be a year without catching one. I prefer antibiotics over condoms.

 

[SaturnSaturn]

Had chlamydia in my clubbing days

 

[Richard Packer]

Congrats on the sex.

How old is the person in your avatar.

 

[Larlight]

Never had any STD in my life but is it true that gonorhea smells like

some nasty rotten egg mixed with cheese?

I don't think it ever smelled anywhere close to that. At most it smelled like the usual sweat down there. My dumb ass still went to work and sat through the pain. The worst part was when my boxers would get stuck to my dick from the puss drying up. I had to literally pull the boxers off like 2 pages stuck together.

 

[nush]

Why prostitutes when bar chicks are so easy?

I've caught chlamydia (Even though I used a condom) and whatever pissing like shards of glass was (My bad, raw dogged) from women I've picked up in bars.

I've never caught anything from a sex worker, and I got myself checked often to be sure. Professional sex workers take their health very seriously, because if they can't work, they don't make money. Shower before, shower after and use a condom, I'd also have alcohol wipes for clean up. You don't EVER want to be picking up streetwalkers.

 

[SpartanN92]

My wife and I had a baby a year and a half ago if that counts

 

[showernota]

I was living in a military dorm and visited the clinic for a blood test. While I’m in the waiting room an attractive medic girl comes in and starts complaining that she needs another test, even though it’s been less than a month since her last one. She said loudly “I need to know if I have HIV, you knows what’s going on in the dorms.” She seemed kind in nonchalant about it, really mind-blowing attitude. On topic I’ve never had one, no.

 

[NahaNago]

Never had one but also never checked to see if I did. Always wrapped it up.

 

[nush]

I was living in a military dorm and visited the clinic for a blood test. While I’m in the waiting room an attractive medic girl comes in and starts complaining that she needs another test, even though it’s been less than a month since her last one. She said loudly “I need to know if I have HIV, you knows what’s going on in the dorms.” She seemed kind in nonchalant about it, really mind-blowing attitude. On topic I’ve never had one, no.

I was in the mens health clinic ( Prostate check, stay safe guys) and my girlfriend was with me sitting in the waiting area. This guy and I assume his wife walked out of the consoltation room, he was looking sheepish as fuck and she had such a storm face on her. Obviously he's caught something banging a dirty girl, maybe even gave it to the wife. He walked past us in the waiting area and gave me the "Sorry you to bro?" look because I was with my girlfriend. I just looked back at him with the "Sorry you got caught in the worst way" look. I feel you, but you should have wrapped up.