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Do Americans really put peanut butter on celery?
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Come On Tars
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The carrots are the wheels
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West Texas CEO
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Peanut Butter in celery is OK. Add a row of raisins and you have "ants-on-a-log."
I prefer to dip celery and carrots in ranch, tho.
I prefer to dip celery and carrots in ranch, tho.
teezzy
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Mr. Rogers taught me to do this with bananas
HoodWinked
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its fucking good.
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Deleted member 801069
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of course I do
Stiflers Mom
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Mistershine.
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Anything to take away the taste of celery, that stuff is fucking gross.
Brian Fellows
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Sure do. I haven't had it in a long time though.
Coherenthy
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Celery with peanut butter? That's something I can't see myself tasting.
Though I'm curious to know if it's better than vegimite
Though I'm curious to know if it's better than vegimite
King of Foxes
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So do you clap before or after you eat the food?
nush
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Do your parents still have to make airplane noises to get you to eat?
West Texas CEO
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They don't have to do shit to get me to eat; I'm a fat kid.
brap
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Learn some culture you dirty foreigner. AFTER the meal.
West Texas CEO
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I'm pretty sure anything is better than Vegemite.Though I'm curious to know if it's better than vegimite
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Cutty Flam
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Celery, one of the vegetables of the gods. Celery + PB, Celery w/ Hummus, Celery juice
Very healthy choice, anabolic choice too. Makes me feel like I can fuck up a pack of three-week starved wolves some days when I eat it:
According to various studies, among natural compounds, celery (Apium graveolens) is one of the most important sources of phytochemicals such as phenolic acids, flavones, flavonols, and antioxidants such as vitamin C, beta-carotene (Provitamin A), and manganese. These antioxidants have a role in decreasing the oxidative damage. The phytochemicals in celery decrease the activity of proinflammatory cytokines and prevent inflammation. Also, flavonoids in celery suppress cardiovascular inflammation. Oxidative stress and inflammation in the blood stream are the main risk factors in increasing cardiovascular disease, especially atherosclerosis. Celery phthalides leads to expanding of smooth muscle in the blood vessels and lower blood pressure. As a result, the most active ingredients in celery (A. graveolens (have shown hypolipidemic, antidiabetic, and hypotensive properties.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31464016/
Very healthy choice, anabolic choice too. Makes me feel like I can fuck up a pack of three-week starved wolves some days when I eat it:
According to various studies, among natural compounds, celery (Apium graveolens) is one of the most important sources of phytochemicals such as phenolic acids, flavones, flavonols, and antioxidants such as vitamin C, beta-carotene (Provitamin A), and manganese. These antioxidants have a role in decreasing the oxidative damage. The phytochemicals in celery decrease the activity of proinflammatory cytokines and prevent inflammation. Also, flavonoids in celery suppress cardiovascular inflammation. Oxidative stress and inflammation in the blood stream are the main risk factors in increasing cardiovascular disease, especially atherosclerosis. Celery phthalides leads to expanding of smooth muscle in the blood vessels and lower blood pressure. As a result, the most active ingredients in celery (A. graveolens (have shown hypolipidemic, antidiabetic, and hypotensive properties.
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31464016/
DunDunDunpachi
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Yes, and raisins. It is called "ants on a log".
We put Ranch on our carrots.
We put Ranch on our carrots.
GeorgPrime
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Pineapple on Pizza > Peanut Butter on carrots
DunDunDunpachi
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Codswallop_
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Had it as a kid all the time, tasted great. It's a healthy snack too, as long as you aren't loading it up with garbo peanut butter loaded with icing sugar, like Kraft or Skippy.
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Spaceman292
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Perfect for small kids. A snack bristling with pointy wooden cocktail sticks! Yaaay!The carrots are the wheels
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tkscz
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It's a healthy snack you give to children that grow up and still enjoy it. Ah, kindergarten.
Codswallop_
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If your kid can't handle a toothpick they might have bigger problems. I mean, in elementary school back then we were building shit out of toothpicks and marshmallows and nobody choked to death or poked any eyes out.
Lol I meant dipping carrots in hummus. I didn't realize peanut butter and celery was such an American thing.
DunDunDunpachi
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UnravelKatharsis
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Spaceman292
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I'm sure your kids are super mature genius miracle children, but anyonenelse would agree that hiding toothpicks in fun-looking food is just asking for trouble. Kids are always looking for fresh new ways to hurt themselves.
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slugbahr
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I don't think we can be the best of enemies anymore.
You've just made my ignore list.
#Phonepunk#
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Not a fan of celery but I will do carrots and peanut butter anytime
Codswallop_
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Like I said, we all survived toothpicks.
Bunker Hosted
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Prison Mike
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Micharl gary scott has ants on a log
Spaceman292
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'It never happened to me, so it'll never happen to anyone else'
Bombolone
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Did this in kindergarten.
On the menu at snack time.
You throw some raisins on there, 'ants on a log' we called it.
In my adult years I still bust out the c & p (no raisins/natty peanut buttuh)
Its a healthy snack. Protein and celery is just a vessel full of water.
Carrots I just eat straight up. Unless with wings, then some blue cheese or ranch.
On the menu at snack time.
You throw some raisins on there, 'ants on a log' we called it.
In my adult years I still bust out the c & p (no raisins/natty peanut buttuh)
Its a healthy snack. Protein and celery is just a vessel full of water.
Carrots I just eat straight up. Unless with wings, then some blue cheese or ranch.
Codswallop_
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Natural selection is a bitch
ExpandKong
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Yeah man kids eat the shit out of it and adults eat the shit out of it you should borrow that one for the land down undah spread the word to your people tell them I gave permission
bro did a toothpick steal your girl
bro did a toothpick steal your girl
BlackOlivesMatter
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Yes, it's delicious. Same with peanut butter and apples.