Do GAF girls act like men in threads ?

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Baki said:
Is it me or do you try to mention masturbation every chance you get. :lol :lol
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Oh come on! He left that one wide open!

And I'm just a pervert in general. I didn't have many friends in high school because of it. :D
I've actually calmed down a lot since then. I won't mention masturbation anymore!
 
Munch said:
Oh come on! He left that one wide open!

And I'm just a pervert in general. I didn't have many friends in high school because of it. :D
I've actually calmed down a lot since then. I won't mention masturbation anymore!
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Never said it was a bad thing. :lol
 
animlboogy said:
My creepy fat, hairy brother plays as girls in everything, and pretends to be one half the time.

Just think of his shit breath next time you talk to a "girl" online. Maybe she is what she is... Maybe she's HIM.
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HOW DARE YOU GIVE AWAY MY SECRET??!

God, your brother is creepy. Is he looking for lesbians or gay?
 
Munch said:
HOW DARE YOU GIVE AWAY MY SECRET??!

God, your brother is creepy. Is he looking for lesbians or gay?
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Is this reverse pyschology so we don't figure out that you're an overly hairy dude who plays way too much World of Warcraft or...Is this reverse-reverse psychology so that we think you are a hairy dude so we don't believe you're a girl?
 
Baki said:
Is this reverse pyschology so we don't figure out that you're an overly hairy dude who plays way too much World of Warcraft or...Is this reverse-reverse psychology so that we think you are a hairy dude so we don't believe you're a girl?
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It's a direct admission of guilt!!
 
animlboogy said:
My creepy fat, hairy brother plays as girls in everything, and pretends to be one half the time.

Just think of his shit breath next time you talk to a "girl" online. Maybe she is what she is... Maybe she's HIM.
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The important question, though, is WHY does he do this? It's easy just to laugh at him and call him creepy, but it's quite possible that he could have far deeper reasons for doing so.
 
Zomo said:
This thread really is entertaining. I still don't know who is male and who is female though :lol
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The "Post Your Pic! DO IT NOW!" thread provides some decent evidence of who's who. Be prepared to see certain posters' faces when you read their posts from then on though! (Every time Jaime posts I think how awesome it is to have a saucy Michelle Pfieffer-lookalike posting on GAF.)
 
soultron said:
The "Post Your Pic! DO IT NOW!" thread provides some decent evidence of who's who. Be prepared to see certain posters' faces when you read their posts from then on though! (Every time Jaime posts I think how awesome it is to have a saucy Michelle Pfieffer-lookalike posting on GAF.)
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Yeah i actually just posted in that thread. I like pretending people are their avatars though :lol
 
Zomo said:
Yeah i actually just posted in that thread. I like pretending people are their avatars though :lol
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Wait until you see Bjork in real life. Your perception of him (in relation to his avatar) will be forever smashed into a billion pieces.
 
I'm a girl (despite what my tag says), Inanna is a girl, Zomo is a girl...I think there are three more girls in this thread. I'd have to go back and investigate.

Oh, but josephdebono wishes he were a girl.
 
Munch said:
I'm a girl (despite what my tag says), Inanna is a girl, Zomo is a girl...I think there are three more girls in this thread. I'd have to go back and investigate.

Oh, but josephdebono wishes he were a girl.
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Explains the Paramore avatar.
 
Munch said:
Oh, but josephdebono wishes he were a girl.
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If that were the case I'd have a more subtle username, no? Also I wouldn't have been able to make this if I were a girl now would I.

fdzgvn.jpg
 
josephdebono said:
If that were the case I'd have a more subtle username, no? Also I wouldn't have been able to make this if I were a girl now would I.

fdzgvn.jpg
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Actually I think you could, with the help of one of those things that allows us girls to pee standing up.
 
Zomo said:
Yeah the only guy i know that likes paramore is gay... so yeah.
Plus hayley williams is god... and thats not up for debate :lol
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You calling my brother gay?

And Hayley Williams is not what I consider a good vocalists, but I don't want to get into shit so whatever floats your boat.
 
wRATH2x said:
You calling my brother gay?

And Hayley Williams is not what I consider a good vocalists, but I don't want to get into shit so whatever floats your boat.
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No, come back! That's what this thread needs! Tension.

I mean we already have the crazy chick (myself), next we need drama, then a little romance, then a GAF baby.
 
animlboogy said:
My creepy fat, hairy brother plays as girls in everything, and pretends to be one half the time.

Just think of his shit breath next time you talk to a "girl" online. Maybe she is what she is... Maybe she's HIM.
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Or maybe she's telling the truth and actually a girl! *gasp* Impossible... I KNOW!

I've played with tons of euroGAF guys on PSN and some of them have heard me speak. One or two of them remember me "freaking out" during the official KZ2 tournament finale match, that we won despite me suiciding and losing assassination defence.

I don't talk much online though, most randoms ask if I'm a 12 year old. :lol
 
Inanna said:
Oh no, I've been marked by a mod...

and I'm blaming you, Munch!
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I like your tag more than mine! Though it'd be wicked crazy if I did sprout a penis magically.

Everyone in my life already know that if I did really sprout one, I'd never stop touching it. Or putting it into things.
 
Munch said:
I like your tag more than mine! Though it'd be wicked crazy if I did sprout a penis magically.

Everyone in my life already know that if I did really sprout one, I'd never stop touching it. Or putting it into things.
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OH GOD DO NOT TALK ABOUT PUTTING THINGS INTO IT ! >_< that is probably my biggest nightmare. ouch ouch ouch
 
Munch said:
I like your tag more than mine! Though it'd be wicked crazy if I did sprout a penis magically.

Everyone in my life already know that if I did really sprout one, I'd never stop touching it. Or putting it into things.
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:lol
Wow we think so much alike

Sklorenz said:
OH GOD DO NOT TALK ABOUT PUTTING THINGS INTO IT ! >_< that is probably my biggest nightmare. ouch ouch ouch
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she said putting 'IT' into things not putting things into it :lol
 
Zomo said:
:lol
Wow we think so much alike



she said putting 'IT' into things not putting things into it :lol
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See how easy it is for me to scare?! It would also be unwise to go around just sticking it in things, but at least it's less frightening :lol
 
Sklorenz said:
See how easy it is for me to scare?! It would also be unwise to go around just sticking it in things, but at least it's less frightening.
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UNWISE? Probably.

But if for some strange reason i woke up one morning and i had a penis then yeah i would probably have sex with everything, and masturbate... then go to jail.
 
Zomo said:
i woke up one morning and i had a penis then yeah i would probably have sex with everything, and masturbate... then go to jail.
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thanks for the heads up. preemptive restraining order incoming.
 
Zomo said:
UNWISE? Probably.

But if for some strange reason i woke up one morning and i had a penis then yeah i would probably have sex with everything, and masturbate... then go to jail.
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You have to try peeing on something too! Nothing like pee pictures or writing
 
Pacey said:
thanks for the heads up. preemptive restraining order incoming.
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Warn Kayl.

Sklorenz said:
You have to try peeing on something too! Nothing like pee pictures or writing
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Yeah definitely. I don't think men understand how annoying it is having to squat in situations where there is no toilet... the horror.
 
Zomo said:
Yeah definitely. I don't think men understand how annoying it is having to squat in situations where there is no toilet... the horror.
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I can imagine... well, I've had to do that out in the woods once, but it obviously wasn't to pee. That was pretty shitty :lol
 
Munch said:
No, come back! That's what this thread needs! Tension.

I mean we already have the crazy chick (myself), next we need drama, then a little romance, then a GAF baby.
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Will me and Zomo find love during our heated Hayley Williams debate?
Zomo said:
UNWISE? Probably.

But if for some strange reason i woke up one morning and i had a penis then yeah i would probably have sex with everything, and masturbate... then go to jail.
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Thats pretty much every boy when he hits puberty.
 
Zomo said:
UNWISE? Probably.

But if for some strange reason i woke up one morning and i had a penis then yeah i would probably have sex with everything, and masturbate... then go to jail.
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Me too. No hole too shallow or too deep. No one would be safe. Those thirty minutes before I went to prison forever would be glorious indeed.
 
wRATH2x said:
I meant having one. I loves my penis and I think it would be weird to have some sort of hole there that I like playing with, I'd be inserting all sorts of shit.
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Yeah it's like having a strange second mouth. A penis' only downside is that you can't move it much without assisting it. Would make for some good times if you could whip it about at will

swordfights
 
wRATH2x said:
I meant having one. I loves my penis and I think it would be weird to have some sort of hole there that I like playing with, I'd be inserting all sorts of shit.
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I'm pretty sure you can get close to the feeling of having a vagina by just imagining as you already have holes in other places in your body. Just try to couple the sensation of experiencing insertion in those other holes with the pleasurable sensation you get by stroking your penis.

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Sklorenz said:
Yeah it's like having a strange second mouth. A penis' only downside is that you can't move it much without assisting it. Would make for some good times if you could whip it about at will
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A strange second mouth is kinda what I was thinking, or a strange second anus.

EDIT2: I'm not comparing the vagina to the anus.
 
wRATH2x said:
Will me and Zomo find love during our heated Hayley Williams debate?

Thats pretty much every boy when he hits puberty.
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yeah besides the fact that they don't go to jail... well most of them.

Shanadeus said:
I'm pretty sure you can get close to the feeling of having a vagina by just imagining as you already have holes in other places in your body. Just try to couple the sensation of experiencing insertion in those other holes with the pleasurable sensation you get by stroking your penis.

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A strange second mouth is kinda what I was thinking, or a strange second anus.

EDIT2: I'm not comparing the vagina to the anus.
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:/
 
Sklorenz said:
Yeah it's like having a strange second mouth. A penis' only downside is that you can't move it much without assisting it. Would make for some good times if you could whip it about at will

swordfights
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That would have been so awesome! Imagine waving with your penis! Nodding, left to right, increase length and decrease, fucking circular motions.

Well I'm off to find if exercise's for that, if they exist.
Shanadeus said:
I'm pretty sure you can get close to the feeling of having a vagina by just imagining as you already have holes in other places in your body. Just try to couple the sensation of experiencing insertion in those other holes with the pleasurable sensation you get by stroking your penis.
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Yeah a doctor once checked my prostate, wasn't pleasant.
Zomo said:
yeah besides the fact that they don't go to jail... well most of them.



:/
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You have no idea what most of us have done.

No freaking idea!
 
wRATH2x said:
That would have been so awesome! Imagine waving with your penis! Nodding, left to right, increase length and decrease, fucking circular motions.

Well I'm off to find if exercise's for that, if they exist.

Yeah a doctor once checked my prostate, wasn't pleasant.

You have no idea what most of us have done.

No freaking idea!
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I'm going to keep my vagina talk to a minimum...
I suggest you all do the same :lol
 
wRATH2x said:
That would have been so awesome! Imagine waving with your penis! Nodding, left to right, increase length and decrease, fucking circular motions.

Well I'm off to find if exercise's for that, if they exist.
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Let me know if you find one that works. I've been trying so hard for years :( Would make for some pretty awesome porn, too :lol
 
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