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[OverHeat]

See topic.

 

[Ikutachi]

Surprised it isn't Elektro's thread.

 

[Rival]

No but I let her have butt sex with me.

 

[Whoateallthepies]

Are you making the assumptions that all gay males allow anal penetration? That all of Neogaf dates women?

 

[T8SC]

 

[Alright]

Let? She doesn't have a choice.

When the river runs red, use the dirt track instead. That's my motto.

 

[Rockondevil]

Gotta barter with her, but eventually.

 

[Virt McPolygon]

Not into anal and don't eat ass.

Why would I want fecal matter on my dick or mouth? I'm not gay or a dog.

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[Spukc]

Yes also in the vagine and bob

 

[GHG]

Where's the "I'm not interested in the poop shute" option OP?

 

[nush]

See topic.

No, but your mom does.

 

[rofif]

Gf? yes
Wife? no

 

[OverHeat]

No, but your mom does.

She is dead enjoy!

 

[Mossybrew]

In 20 yrs of marriage Id say we did anal maybe 3 times. Never saw the appeal, as a naturally lubed up pussy just feels so much better than a dirty shithole.

 

[Alright]

.

 

[nush]

She is dead enjoy!

That's why she was quieter than usual then!

 

[Valonquar]

Anal is like fucking a wet bag of sand.

 

[OverHeat]

Anal is like fucking a wet bag of sand.

You did a bag of sand? Hot lol

 

[The Hamburglar]

Never saw the appeal of going in the shit pipe. Would be scared to find a poo nugget on my dick

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

Anal is like fucking a wet bag of sand.

 

[Amory]

My ex did back in the day. My wife isn't entirely opposed but frankly I'm not really interested.

Anal is kinda gross

 

[Can't decide]

Some of you guys didn't clean that booty in the shower before hand? You just shared Taco Bell for dinner and then went straight in or something?

I've had a couple of exes that said they enjoyed it, so we did it regularly. I can't relate to some of the replies here; that first time you're pushing against her ass, then it suddenly pops inside and grabs you tightly, is one of life's best sensations.

 

[nush]

It's what all the kids seem to want nowadays, "if she don't take it up the poop chute she's not a good lay". I remember the days when a girl just giving a blowjob was the height of sexual bragging rights.

 

[ChanerRedone]

My last gf didn't but almost let me drunk. Two gfs ago she did but I didn't enjoy it and I wasn't so attractive to her anymore so that probably why. Dey say anal is more intimate. Dis true, alt-right GAF?

 

[nush]

that first time you're pushing against her ass, then it suddenly pops inside and grabs you tightly, is one of life's best sensations.

Nicky Dimes:Of course, you'll only want to fuck her in the ass because that pussy wont be tight enough anymore.

 

[TalentedMrJ]

Let? She doesn't have a choice.

When the river runs red, use the dirt track instead. That's my motto.

LMAO

River red or dirt road, perfect time for a nice creampie

 

[Zato]

My last gf didn't but almost let me drunk. Two gfs ago she did but I didn't enjoy it and I wasn't so attractive to her anymore so that probably why. Dey say anal is more intimate. Dis true, alt-right GAF?

The fuck?

 

[captainraincoat]

Anal is very overrated
A vagina feels much more closed and you can feel your mrs insides.....anal is like sticking your dick into a void

 

[Spoog]

Nobody is putting anything in my ass and much like most of the BS posturing on this site I don't believe the poll results for a second.

 

[Wizz-Art]

No, her husband is not ok with it.

 

[p_xavier]

Prudes. I get turned on by gapes so much.

 

[Methos#1975]

I dated a Greek girl years ago that would only do anal because of some weird religious nonsense

 

[JokerMM]

my ex gf was raped in the butt when she was young, that fucked her up so much she enjoyed only anal from that point on

 

[West Texas CEO]

Anal is very overrated
A vagina feels much more closed and you can feel your Mrs. insides.....anal is like sticking your dick into a void

Aye, there's nothing quite like hitting the cervix.

Oy, but some of you aren't long enough to ever get that feeling..

 

[Nehezir]

I like to succ more tbh

 

[SidViscous]

my ex gf was raped in the butt when she was young, that fucked her up so much she enjoyed only anal from that point on

I'm like 101% sure that's not the sort of thing you tell the internet.

This whole thread feels like the teacher is going to walk in any minute and you'll all have to rush back to your desks and pretend you were studying.

 

[Dr.Morris79]

 

[Bluntman]

I can't relate to some of the replies here; that first time you're pushing against her ass, then it suddenly pops inside and grabs you tightly, is one of life's best sensations.

This.

 

[Reality Czar]

Amal is gross. Feel like pop culture trying to normalize it is msm gaying shit up. Dick in pussy 4 lyfe.

 

[GeorgPrime]

Even if i could i would just decline it. Not into ass fucking

 

[Yoshi]

I do not know, because I am not interested.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Weekend Gaf never disappoints.

 

[GeorgPrime]

I dated a Greek girl years ago that would only do anal because of some weird religious nonsense

Like the girls who say iam religious so no sex before marriage. (but in the end they refer to vaginal sex and not anal sex)

That literally makes them not religious.

 

[Whoateallthepies]

I dated a Greek girl years ago that would only do anal because of some weird religious nonsense

Greek sex is a euphemism for anal sex. Maybe she was just very patriotic and wanted to make her country proud.

 

[Lanrutcon]

They told me that Off-Topic was a strange place.

I should have listened.

 

[Punished Miku]

Even my sluttiest girlfriend ever who has done anal didnt want to do it with me. She was scared of vaginal sex on our first date. My current gf, no chance. Have to get her as warmed up as possible before vaginal or it hurts for her.

 

[OverHeat]

Even my sluttiest girlfriend ever who has done anal didnt want to do it with me. She was scared of vaginal sex on our first date. My current gf, no chance. Have to get her as warmed up as possible before vaginal or it hurts for her.

Nice flex lol

 

[V1LÆM]

it's a question of whether or not she washes that poop chute. i ain't stickin my dick in no balloon knot so it comes out wearing a lil brown hat.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Never been interested in sticking it in the shit hole. But I love sloshing my tounge into the piss hole. Different strokes...