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[EverydayBeast]

John cI don’t get the butt thing.

 

[DESTROYA]

John cI don’t get the butt thing.

Do bots even have an ass?

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

The fact that it's so nasty makes it so, so good.

 

[MMaRsu]

OP Your gf lets me have butt sex with her so I voted yes

 

[OverHeat]

OP Your gf lets me have butt sex with her so I voted yes

Get a job ass clown ASAP your hilarious.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Never understood the appeal. Unless her vagina, her hands, her tits, or her mouth are broken. Even then I'd rather jerk it than go in the poop shoot.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Boss Mog]

Not into anal and don't eat ass.

Why would I want fecal matter on my dick or mouth? I'm not gay or a dog.

This, a million times this.

 

[DAHGAMING]

Only if we had curry the night before, a real hot 1 and i feel the naga chilli stinging my helm.

 

[Can't decide]

Christ a lot of you are unadventurous, do you only do missionary too?

Also, open voids? What kind of gaping, prolapsed anuses have you guys been trying? It supposed to be a bit of a fight to get in there.

 

[GeorgPrime]

If you fuck them in the ass, you can literally fuck a guy in the ass too. Its the same. *lol*

 

[Ionian]

If you fuck them in the ass, you can literally fuck a guy in he ass too. Its the same. *lol*

Interesting take you got going on there. Let me explain it to you with music.

 

[Hugare]

Maybe I was lucky, but I did it with 2 girls in the past and with both of them it was amazing

Much, much better than vaginal sex.

So much so that 90% of my sexual memories are about butt sex that I had with them

 

[Yoshi]

Like the girls who say iam religious so no sex before marriage. (but in the end they refer to vaginal sex and not anal sex)

That literally makes them not religious.

Opportunistic cherry picking random rules without reason is the core principle of being religious though.

 

[Ionian]

Christ a lot of you are unadventurous, do you only do missionary too?

Also, open voids? What kind of gaping, prolapsed anuses have you guys been trying? It supposed to be a bit of a fight to get in there.

Probably too busy smashing bros.

 

[bucyou]

women only let men whom they respect fuck them in their browneye, so i can understand some of the responses here.

 

[Goro Majima]

No and I’ve never asked any girl ever because I couldn’t be less interested

Blowjobs don’t do much for me either so I definitely have always had a confused look on my face when me and the boys would talk about sex and they’d praise blowjobs and butt sex for days.

 

[Revolutionary]

Edit: on second thought, I'd rather not participate in this thread lol

 

[Rest]

It's what all the kids seem to want nowadays, "if she don't take it up the poop chute she's not a good lay". I remember the days when a girl just giving a blowjob was the height of sexual bragging rights.

Okay boomer.

 

[DESTROYA]

Get a job ass clown ASAP your hilarious.

You forgot an S so I fixed it for you

 

[decisions]

It's what all the kids seem to want nowadays, "if she don't take it up the poop chute she's not a good lay". I remember the days when a girl just giving a blowjob was the height of sexual bragging rights.

This was before internet porn destroyed a generation of men.

 

[Julius Ibidus]

Interesting take you got going on there. Let me explain it to you with music.

dammit, that video doesn't explain anything at all! damn you!!

 

[Kamina]

Surprised it isn't Elektro's thread.

He is the girlfriend

Let? She doesn't have a choice.

When the river runs red, use the dirt track instead. That's my motto.

So you prefer your dick to be smeared with crap over some blood?

 

[Alright]

So you prefer your dick to be smeared with crap over some blood?

Chuck a bit of jizz and fanny batter in there and it's a party.

 

[Punished Miku]

If you fuck them in the ass, you can literally fuck a guy in the ass too. Its the same. *lol*

Same with blowjobs

 

[GeorgPrime]

Same with blowjobs

If you fuck a girl in the ass.... you can fuck a guy in the ass too.
If you suck a girly dick.... you can suck a guy dick too.

You are correct.

I prefer licking my girls and not sucking their girlydicks.

 

[SirTerry-T]

I never thought I would see a bloody Racey music clip.....on Neo Gaf.
Well played, Sir.

 

[The Incarnation]

Let? She doesn't have a choice.

When the river runs red, use the dirt track instead. That's my motto.

Nah mate, I'm like Moses and part the Red Sea

 

[waquzy]

In 20 yrs of marriage Id say we did anal maybe 3 times. Never saw the appeal, as a naturally lubed up pussy just feels so much better than a dirty shithole.

You are looking at it the wrong way. Think outside of the box. Of course we all know that the shitter is not meant for penetration, that's what it makes it more exciting in a way, it's a forbidden shitty fruit, if your girl lets you explore it, it means she is a proper dirty whore deep down and that should make you rock hard. Just my 2 cents.

 

[Julius Ibidus]

...wrong way...outside of the box...shitter...penetration...forbidden shitty fruit...explore it...proper dirty whore deep down...

i'm going to put this into my enigma machine and see what message comes out, probably coordinates to Atlantis or such...

 

[eot]

Haven't asked, but the prep makes it a bit unsexy. Would try if she proposed it though.

 

[cyber_ninja]

At first tell us if you allow your boyfriend do it.

 

[Alright]

Nah mate, I'm like Moses and part the Red Sea

 

[MMaRsu]

Get a job ass clown ASAP your hilarious.

Cmon man your gf already has a clown in her life thats why she chose me

 

[OverHeat]

Cmon man your gf already has a clown in her life thats why she chose me

Wtf is your problem?

 

[ArtemisClydeFrog]

Cmon man your gf already has a clown in her life thats why she chose me

 

[Ikutachi]

 

[Larlight]

Not interested in it and my ex wasn’t into it either lol.

 

[M1chl]

No and I hate it, always made me think, since I tried it with some girl back then, that you have to have small dick for it to be enjoyable or she had a really small ass. Also I am at risk of HEP. E which transmits from food to shit (normal people don't get it due to their normal immunity). So this limitation is something I can easily live with. Anal is really unattractive for me.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Do bots even have an ass?

 

[MMaRsu]

Wtf is your problem?

Im just joking man no worries

 

[bender]

 

[rofif]

Nah mate, I'm like Moses and part the Red Sea

Dude red sea week? That's a blowjob week of glory then!

 

[GardenOfAbbylon]

Maybe TMI but so's this thread lol; my girlfriend is open to men and women, and she's enjoyed men in the past. I'm straight up a lesbian. Even with a strap-on, no butt stuff for us. We aren't interested.

 

[DevilMayFlyForAWhiteGuy]

My wife likes it sometimes and I'm an ass man so its a win win. As long as it's all clean downstairs it doesn't bother me, I mean either way you're dealing with an orifice that secretes waste at some point. Just don't think about that and enjoy wearing the woman's thighs as earmuffs.

 

[Zato]

Maybe TMI but so's this thread lol; my girlfriend is open to men and women, and she's enjoyed men in the past. I'm straight up a lesbian. Even with a strap-on, no butt stuff for us. We aren't interested.

I hope this isn’t too intrusive but I wanted to know if the amount of rimming done in “lesbian” porn scenes has any basis in reality?

 

[GardenOfAbbylon]

I hope this isn’t too intrusive but I wanted to know if the amount of rimming done in “lesbian” porn scenes has any basis in reality?

We're all here to learn ^_^

Mileage will vary. It's not our thing. And many of the other women i've talked to aren't really into it either. There's always that outlier though. So far, to me, it seems like it's wildly embellished in porn.

 

[Zato]

We're all here to learn ^_^

Mileage will vary. It's not our thing. And many of the other women i've talked to aren't really into it either. There's always that outlier though. So far, to me, it seems like it's wildly embellished in porn.

It is as much as I thought, thank you for answering.

 

[Hawking Radiation]

OP would you stick your cock in a trash can?

 

[OverHeat]

Short answer...yes