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[BiGBoSSMk23]

Anal is not like in the hentais, OP.

It's very stiff and awkward. Like, "watching cats fucking" awkward.

You gotta get lucky with a girl that's already been gaped and stretched and actually likes it. Idk if I'd count that as "lucky" though..

 

[Ionian]

Anal is not like in the hentais, OP.

It's very stiff and awkward. Like, "watching cats fucking" awkward.

You gotta get lucky with a girl that's already been gaped and stretched and actually likes it. Idk if I'd count that as "lucky" though..

I laughed in a way I haven't in years. "watching cats fucking" is a pastime! (Also you ain't really wrong, just misses the spikey penis).

 

[DeceptiveAlarm]

Anal is not like in the hentais, OP.

It's very stiff and awkward. Like, "watching cats fucking" awkward.

You gotta get lucky with a girl that's already been gaped and stretched and actually likes it. Idk if I'd count that as "lucky" though..

This is Basically my experience. I've done it a few times and the girls that have been prepped for this are usually not keepers. I did have a really good experience with my ex. She doesn't normally like it but it just happened one night and she was into it.

 

[Loope]

I answered no, but i never asked because i'm not interested in it.

 

[OverHeat]

Should have add DP in the poll!

 

[A.Romero]

Not my favorite practice but I'm willing to do it if the girl is into it. In recent years I have discovered that the number of people interested and willing has increased.

Always wear a condom, specially for anal.

 

[haxan7]

Not yet, but we’ll get there soon. We almost tried on vacation a couple weeks ago but she tapped out.

 

[Richard Packer]

Not yet, but we’ll get there soon. We almost tried on vacation a couple weeks ago but she tapped out.

You're not supposed to apply the rear naked choke until you are well into the act.

 

[The Pleasure]

Christ a lot of you are unadventurous, do you only do missionary too?

Also, open voids? What kind of gaping, prolapsed anuses have you guys been trying? It supposed to be a bit of a fight to get in there.

 

[The Pleasure]

Not yet, but we’ll get there soon. We almost tried on vacation a couple weeks ago but she tapped out.

Tapped out or shot out? Like an unruly voost she shot it out with great strain.

 

[triplestation]

funny thing is it was proposed to me

with every girl

this is a brag post

 

[IntentionalPun]

funny thing is it was proposed to me

with every girl

this is a brag post

"I can't feel that thing, maybe stick it in the other hole" is not much to brag about bro

 

[triplestation]

"I can't feel that thing, maybe stick it in the other hole" is not much to brag about bro

 

[E-Cat]

Anal is not like in the hentais, OP.

It's very stiff and awkward. Like, "watching cats fucking" awkward.

You gotta get lucky with a girl that's already been gaped and stretched and actually likes it. Idk if I'd count that as "lucky" though..

Awkward and not like hentai (lol)? I think that says more about you and/or your partner than of the act itself. It makes my girl act way dirtier than regular sex.

 

[Ichabod]

Have a few relevant memes:

 

[Kamina]

You are all filthy

 

[Ionian]

You are all filthy

 

[The Pleasure]

"I can't feel that thing, maybe stick it in the other hole" is not much to brag about bro

Struggle stuffle

 

[Azelover]

No, but I let her finger f*** me. It's awesome..

 

[IntentionalPun]

Anal is not like in the hentais, OP.

It's very stiff and awkward. Like, "watching cats fucking" awkward.

You gotta get lucky with a girl that's already been gaped and stretched and actually likes it. Idk if I'd count that as "lucky" though..

Bit of an exaggeration. It just takes time.. maybe a couple weeks of fingering and then the first time just the tip, work up from there.

But expect poop at some point, that's what's inside a butt. And you are right in that you could have great butt sex one weekend, then the next weekend it hurts and there's that's not particularly pleasant. (unless that's the point)

 

[ThatStupidLion]

more like do I let my GF have butt sex with me

no, no i do not

 

[YCoCg]

No, but I let her finger f*** me. It's awesome..

I can't find it on YouTube right now but all I'll say is Ben Kingsley in Sexy Beast.

 

[farmerboy]

funny thing is it was proposed to me

with every girl

this is a brag post

Thanks for the clarification.

Anyhoo, we have butt sex all the time.
"Butt I have a headache"
"Butt we just did it 15 days ago"
"Butt the kids have really worn me down today"

You get the picture.

 

[West Texas CEO]

more like do I let my GF have butt sex with me

no

I had to dump couple of girls in the past that wanted to try that shit.

I can't imagine a bigger red flag than a braud who's into pegging..

 

[bender]

funny thing is it was proposed to me

with every girl

this is a brag post

Every girl. All none of them.

 

[Kamina]

you guys watch too much Hentai

 

[Alright]

I'm doubting how many people in this thread have dropped anchor in poo bay.

You gotta get lucky with a girl that's already been gaped and stretched and actually likes it. Idk if I'd count that as "lucky" though..

Do you have a cock wider than the base of a traffic cone, or do you exclusively sleep with midgets?

 

[Azelover]

It's harder to get a girl to enjoy anal than a man.. because of where the prostate is..

Say she's going down on you, if you just let her lightly massage your prostate with her finger at the same time. I'm not saying everybody will like it, but it's worth trying. You aren't any less of a man for doing it.

 

[darkangel-212559]

Never saw the appeal of going in the shit pipe. Would be scared to find a poo nugget on my dick

I found that on the end of the condom after anal once. Tell you what though, its ABSOLUTELY worth it.

Anal is a billon times better than vaginal sex could ever be. Anyone else saying otherwise is a fucking pussy. Legit.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Anal is a billon times better than vaginal sex could ever be. Anyone else saying otherwise is a fucking pussy. Legit.

A warm, wet hole versus a shitty vacuum?

 

[BiGBoSSMk23]

I'm doubting how many people in this thread have dropped anchor in poo bay.



Do you have a cock wider than the base of a traffic cone, or do you exclusively sleep with midgets?

Fuck I'm trying to stiffle laughter at 4 am next to my girl.

 

[Bartski]

I used to enjoy it until one girl shat the bed right after fucking, that was the end of our relationship, I'm still traumatized.
I generally avoid it, It's kind of overrated and just scary if you don't do all the prep work.
But I still do it sometimes, when a lady has the need a true gentleman should deliver.

 

[darkangel-212559]

A warm, wet hole versus a shitty vacuum?

It's literally not like that lol. What is it with those BS memes about anal? It's simply not true.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I used to enjoy it until one girl shat the bed right after fucking, that was the end of our relationship, I'm still traumatized.

You busted her ass wide open and yet you have the temerity to blame her??

 

[Bartski]

You busted her ass wide open and yet you have the temerity to blame her??

I didn't blame her, but it's a stain that doesn't go away by just changing the sheets.
Busting ass open is fine as long as everyone follows the right diet and does aforementioned prep work,
in non holds barred approach enema is a must.

 

[GamingKaiju]

Being with my wife 20 years and only did anal twice. She kinda enjoys it and when I finally get in it is very tight to the point where even a slight movement makes me want to cum.

It’s ok I guess much prefer vaginal sex.

 

[Facism]

Nothing wrong with doing some fishing in the trout-pipe

 

[Kazekage1981]

 

[Imotekh]

Tried once after 4 years of asking and she cried because it hurt and I felt like an absolute monster, I guess it's never going to happen

 

[Majmun]

Always. It's as clean there as you want it to be.
Even just poking in there can feel amazing.