Jade rods, duh.
Tried this and became a super-saiyan. Can confirm it boosts Chi.
Doctors warn against Gwyneth Paltrow's advice on putting jade eggs in your vagina
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Tried this and became a super-saiyan. Can confirm it boosts Chi.
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All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
There's so much here. So much. I guess I'll get started...
99.9999% chance of being completely made up bullshit. But let's move on.
Absolute bullshit. No doubt about it. It doesn't even mean anything.
What does that mean?
Could be. Not clown shit stupid enough to argue about.
Reasonable enough, could be true...
Nope.
What does that even mean? Oh wait, it's meaningless and is a construct meant to pander to dumb people.
efyu_lemonardo
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Does becoming a celebrity make you crazy?
Not necessarily, bit you get paid a lot to say crazy shit.
No, but celebrities couldn't make any money by saying "don't stuff jade eggs in your vagina". By saying "stuff jade eggs in your vagina" they can either sell you the eggs or get paid by the people who do.
newtypepilot
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She must've gotten the idea from watching ping pong shows.
samoscratch
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When you're a celebrity and you're so bored with life you start stuffing eggs into your vagina.
old manatee
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I was scrolling through movies earlier and saw the cover of Shakespeare in Love and I realized that every single time I see Gwyneth Paltrow from here on out I will be picturing a Jade egg clamped firmly in her yoni.
No, you start selling eggs to do it and just claim how much it helps.
This also reminds me I hate people that are too prude to say vagina.
triplestation
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I don't have Jade eggs but I have chicken eggs
efyu_lemonardo
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Doesn't she get paid well enough for acting in films?
Does she really need an additional source of income?
Not the same. Chicken eggs actually decrease your female energy and disturb your hormonal balance.
Can't have too much money.
Humans are greedy.
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Seriously wtf, is she lacking money this days that she needs to scam people?
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop gets called out by NASA over healing stickers
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop gets called out by NASA over healing stickers
Zelenogorsk
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Don't forget about the time she tried a "food-stamp grocery challenge" and bought seven fucking limes.
She's bonkers.
It's the Japanese word for reading the mind of the opponent.
TheThreadsThatBindUs
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She needs to change the name of her site from "Goop" to "Poop", since it seems a more accurate description of what they're peddling.
Sounds like feminine energy to me.
Messofanego
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With the bump, was wondering that she got sued by people who damaged themselves down there with the jade egg.
kittoo
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Yoni is the Sanskrit word for vagina. I guess putting in some sanskrit words in articles about 'alternative medicine' is an effort to make them feel like legitimate ancient wisdom.
What a load of bullshit that article is though. What the hell is feminine energy?
Wat
What the fuck is that blue thing supposed to be, an elephant's trunk?
....And what the FUCK is a Yoni??
Indrid Cold1
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This is fantastically well done. Good show.
Cozmogramma
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Alien penis.
Monocle
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This is so weird. I'm oddly fascinated.
I like how the maker says they're not his fetish and then goes on to confirm that he's used them "many times," lol.
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