Doctors warn against Gwyneth Paltrow's advice on putting jade eggs in your vagina

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"Fans say regular use increases chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general,"
If people believe any of these being increased by holding a Jade Egg in the Vagoo then I'd rather they didn't reproduce honestly
 
this is the type of shit that drives the anit-vax people, they see an article on facebook with some random celeb saying this crazy new stuff works and to just completely ignore the last 50 years of medical research. Good on the docs to finally say something about the insanity.
 
this is the type of shit that drives the anit-vax people, they see an article on facebook with some random celeb saying this crazy new stuff works and to just completely ignore the last 50 years of medical research. Good on the docs to finally say something about the insanity.
I can tell you first hand that those people don't trust what doctors say anyway. My wife's ex-friend lives in Tumblr. The shit she buys into on a weekly basis drive my wife crazy to the point she cut ties. If you're a medical professional your word means nothing. If you're a self proclaimed spiritual healer or Yogi, you've seen the light and have the real answers.
 
Any time someone says "remove toxins" you can just safely ignore their opinions and advice for the rest of your life.
 
These people are so out of touch with reality and the rest of the world and their lives are so full of empty shit that they have to shove stones up their orifices to make them feel good about themselves.
 
How many jade eggs do I have to put in my asshole until I have enough chi to blow away Majin Buu? (don't have vagina, have to make do)
 
The physics of this image bother me.

Her character in that movie is morbidly obese, but Jack Black's character has been made unable to see that.
 
At least she isn't on to my ass penny scheme. That's right! By now, you've all handled at least a dozen of my ass pennies.
 
First of all, yeah, you better keep that pussy in shape for the Emperor! (?)

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks Donald Trump's win is 'exciting' because 'everything is kind of up in the air'

“It’s such an exciting time to be an American because we are at this amazing inflection point and everything is kind of up in the air,” she said adding it is “such an amazing time for entrepreneurship. People are clearly tired of the status quo and […] it’s sort of like someone threw it all in the air and we’re going to see how it all lands."

Bottom line: She's a privileged idiot with rocks up her twat.
 
First of all, yeah, you better keep that pussy in shape for the Emperor! (?)

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks Donald Trump's win is 'exciting' because 'everything is kind of up in the air'

“It’s such an exciting time to be an American because we are at this amazing inflection point and everything is kind of up in the air,” she said adding it is “such an amazing time for entrepreneurship. People are clearly tired of the status quo and […] it’s sort of like someone threw it all in the air and we’re going to see how it all lands."

Bottom line: She's a privileged idiot with rocks up her twat.

Man, fuck Pepper Potts.
 
I love my yoni egg exercise (eggsercise?) class. Maybe it doesn't REALLY do anything beneficial but my nani feels like it worked out while I achieve something very very close to orgasm without the sexual passion, if that makes any sense. Amazing thing this is. IDC if it is pseudo-science, it makes you feel good. It's no different from when you get a massage from a 'hot babe'.
 
I love my yoni egg exercise (eggsercise?) class. Maybe it doesn't REALLY do anything beneficial but my nani feels like it worked out while I achieve something very very close to orgasm without the sexual passion, if that makes any sense. Amazing thing this is. IDC if it is pseudo-science, it makes you feel good. It's no different from when you get a massage from a 'hot babe'.

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