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Does anyone actually eat a hamburger without cheese?

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a good ass burger don't need no cheese

plenty of fat from the meat soaks into the bun and it's full of flavor

bitch damn near melts in your mouth

any cheese would compete with all that delicious beef fat so get that shit outa here

if you have a rubbery restaurant chain burger then cheese helps
 
No but my dad always orders a hamburger, when what he really means is a cheeseburger. So they turn up and everyone got a cheeseburger because they ordered correctly except him.

So I guess he thinks the same, that they should just come with cheese by default.
Have you ever asked him what he thinks a cheeseburger is?
 
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a good ass burger don't need no cheese

plenty of fat from the meat soaks into the bun and it's full of flavor

bitch damn near melts in your mouth

any cheese would compete with all that delicious beef fat so get that shit outa here

if you have a rubbery restaurant chain burger then cheese helps

you New Yorkers have the best food
 
carls-junior-hamburger-2.jpg


a good ass burger don't need no cheese

plenty of fat from the meat soaks into the bun and it's full of flavor

bitch damn near melts in your mouth

any cheese would compete with all that delicious beef fat so get that shit outa here

if you have a rubbery restaurant chain burger then cheese helps

That is the hamburger equivalent of this:

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That is based on the initial popularity of the hamburger. The cheeseburger came later. Burgers were a much more simple affair back in the day. Hamburgers are good from places like White Castle and Little Tavern which are old franchises that sold smaller burgers by the bag.


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This is The Little Tavern, they used to be all over Washington DC and Maryland, I grew up eating them. But most of these burger places are gone, which is a shame because it's so much better than McDonald's.
 
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Whoppers from BK don't normally come with cheese. You have to add it.

I remember going to BK like 10+ years ago and forgetting that fact, being so fucking mad when I discovered my cheeseless burger after driving off...
 
I rarely get cheese on my burger. All I taste is cheese when I do and when I want a burger I want to taste the burger.
 
There are those misguided people who tell themselves that you can eat Burgers without meat, so surely there are those poor confused ones who also refuse cheese.
 
I like a good cheeseburger, but I'm quite happy with a plain burger tbh. Cheese is an option, not an essential.
 
My wife eats cheese less burgers.
I eat my burgers meat and cheese only like god intended. Cheese preference in order:
American (the mewtwo of cheese, perfected in a lab for the ideal melt point and mouthfeel for a burger)
Jack
Cheddar
Swiss
Gruyere
You are getting way too fancy with your cheese, pull the stick out of your ass.

Smash burger is best.
 
That is the hamburger equivalent of this:

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That is the hamburger equivalent of this:

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That isnt the most delicious thing you can eat but it looks like a decent cheese and cracker type situation when you've ran out of crackers

You ever eat a hot peice of quality toast with butter melted on there?

You'd know that buttery carby shit is delicious

A good hamburger is like that except it's next level beef buttery goodness + there's an actual slab of hot tender caramelized beef that disintegrates the second you start chewing
 
Yes, people with lactose intolerance. I, on the other hand, fucking love cheese, especially on my hamburgers, and I will continue to eat them that way.

 
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As a child I loathed cheeseburgers and would only eat hamburgers. I wanted to taste just the meat and toppings and I felt the cheese overpowered that. Now I have been converted but I'll enjoy a regular hamburger from time to time.
 
People eat burgers without the bread, which is a whole other level of insane.
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And as you can see, no cheese either.

I don't personally know people with such disorders but they certainly exist.
If you have diabetes, like I do. A bunless burger is a good option.
 
forced to take my grandfather's M6 to school stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru we hate each other she asks how did I obtain the car I ask for a hamburger, she gives me a hamburger I raise it to my lips and take a bite. My eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. She gives me a hamburger I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs a pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. She gives me a hamburger I look at her face, and she is pleading with me. The children are crying now I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite she gives me a hamburger. I am on my knees.
I plead with her to go across the street. She hears only children's laughter she gives me a hamburger I am screaming as I fall down the stairs. She is my child. I cannot see anything I take a bite of the hamburger the concrete rushes up to meet me I awake with a start in my own bed. My eye twitches involuntarily she gives me a hamburger as I kill her, I do not make a sound she gives me a hamburger...
 
People eat burgers without the bread, which is a whole other level of insane.
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And as you can see, no cheese either.

I don't personally know people with such disorders but they certainly exist.

Thats how I eat. Ground turkey too.

I'm one of those low carb dudes
 
People eat burgers without the bread, which is a whole other level of insane.
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And as you can see, no cheese either.

I don't personally know people with such disorders but they certainly exist.
If I had my way, anyone selling a "burger" like this would be shot.
 
Wtf is this.

A hamburger is a cheeseburger without cheese. You can't have a hamburger without cheese because it doesn't have any cheese to start. That's a fucking cheeseburger.

The world is fucked.

I'm scared.
 
As amazing as cheese is, burgers usually taste better without it. Beef is a wonderful, delicious food, and doesn't need to be adulterated with cheese.
 
I eat hamburgers without cheese all the time. Prefer it that way. Not saying I don't enjoy a cheese burger but I'd rather have two parties for the calories.
 
Mcdonalds is a shit tier place to eat. But for some reason their hamburger, not quarter pounder or big mac, the 99 cent burger and fries are addictive.

I call them crackburgers
 
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