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[Snuggles]

No dancing abilities whatsoever. Even in private I'll just bob my head or tap my foot.

I prefer to sit completely still. Emotion is for the weak.

It produces endorphins, just like a lot of other strenuous activities, but the fact that the body moves with the rhythm dictated by auditory input also leads to a trance-like state.

Why not just jerk off? It's essentially the same thing but it requires a lot less effort.

 

[parrotbeak]

Yes and I'll also dance wherever. Except at family parties or weddings.

 

[JMizzlin]

All day.

And naked.

 

[wolfmat]

Why not just jerk off? It's essentially the same thing but it requires a lot less effort.

Why not do both? At the same time? In public?

 

[TurboLibre]

I prefer to sit completely still. Emotion is for the weak.

I just sit on the side and laugh at those enjoying themselves. Sometimes I pat my friends shoulder and say "look at that guy" in hopes they'll notice and feel self-conscious.

 

[white dynamite]

When the house is empty and the music is on I dance like the only way I know how: like a complete fucking idiot. I flail my arms and move my feet like I'm on top of a bed of hot coals. I should really learn how to dance.

 

[Sutton Dagger]

If I'm wearing socks and MJ comes on, hell yeah.

 

[ArachosiA 78]

I'm too self-conscious to dance even when I'm all by myself.

 

[HeadlessRoland]

Forcing yourself out of the shell to dance will be a life enriching experience. You cant let fear cripple you like that.

 

[segasonic]

 

[akira28]

especially on the kitchen floor with tube socks.

 

[danwarb]

I think if there's no routine or style to practice, it seems a little pointless.

 

[Indrid Cold1]

If I'm alone and the mood/music strikes me, I'll throw shapes like a boss.

 

[Thunder Monkey]

I talk and respond to myself and touch pretty much everything once.

Grocery stores are too much.

 

[Mr_Appleby]

yes. tragically and beautifully. i'm a greek drama yo.

 

[ganbareneopokekun]

sometimes.

It's just awesome when you hear someone come and stop dancing and pretend you've walked around in your room searching for something

 

[Esch]

Nah, I'm fine with women grinding on me .

so what, you just stand there like a plank on the dancefloor and let them annihilate you from the front? sounds awkward

 

[JGS]

That's the only time I dance.

 

[Sofo]

Yes, specially in elevators if they have a mirror.

 

[Salsa]

of course

anyone who doesnt do a little private dance is just sad

 

[Casp0r]

Never since getting caught practicing my sweet lightsabre moves ...

 

[Dude Abides]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=812HHetzbe4

 

[Door2Dawn]

Hell I'm dancing right now.

 

[Davidion]

Fuck that shit, I dance in public.

 

[blame space]

thread title of the year

 

[Agnostic]

I don't dance.

I do get crazy when I play the guitar though.

 

[Xater]

I dance and air guitar in my room. So yeah.

Yeah totally do the same.

 

[jon bones]

i dance privately & publicly... often and with great relish

 

[barnone]

Heck yea. I practice c-walking techniques all the time. Crank that spongebob for the win!

 

[Dice]

You know, yeah, like most people I'm kinda embarrassed just to cut loose at a concert or public gathering. It's obscene, but it's supposed to be obscene. Of course theres the places it's socially acceptable like at a huge rave or a particularly energetic concert, but like crying or any other emotional outburst usually dancing does nothing but cause ire in those around you.

What kind of misanthropic shithole place do you live in?

But ohhhh man, when alone, in my house, THERE IS NOTHING BETTER than just cutting loose and giving yourself over completely to the beat and rhthym, and just moving until your muscles give out. It's such a crazy thing, almost spiritual in a way. You gotta go out and do it man if you havent. Just turn the lights out, put the headphones of you have roommates and jesus christ just go for it. It's such an incredible feeling.

Now try it naked. The girl in my avatar does it. She has confessed as much on a reality show.

 

[caramac]

Never been a dancer public or private, air guitar is my thing.

 

[SmokyDave]

I'm a private dancer. A dancer for money. I'll do what you want me to do.

I'm your private dancer. A dancer for money, and any old music will do.

 

[victreeb3l]

dance in both public n private. love dancing.

 

[Burli]

I dance in private, with my privates.

 

[jmdajr]

does humping the air count?

 

[Escape Goat]

Party Pig dances all the time.

 

[imtehman]

i love dancing, it's such a great workout too. EVERYDAY I"M SHUFFLING!

 

[madara]

Oh most definitely.

 

[sixteen-bit]

I do

 

[Maddness]

I don't normally dance period. The last time I danced was at this huge rave in Zion.
It was great.

 

[bolbronx]

Never been a dancer public or private, air guitar is my thing.

I'm an airdrummer myself. And a pretty good one as well, never missed a beat.

 

[VeryGooster]

Oh fuck yeah.

I even dance sitting in my computer chair.

 

[kehs]

You're all sick in the head, the whole lot of you!

 

[Double D]

I make up songs and dance like a jackass and do generally stupid things in my own home in front of my family. I'd like to think they have a front row seat to the greatest act in the world.

 

[Kinyou]

I don't dance.
Dancing is against a manly man's nature.

Bukowski once said that women look for men who are good at dancing because if you're a good dancer you're a good fuck.

 

[Raiden]

The right answer is:

Only when im drunk!


So yeah i guess.

 

[theshizzle]

yes =)

 

[Sgt.Pepper]

W-what? Of course not! You didn't see me, did you....?

I'm trying to learn this dance.

 

[S. L.]

sure

 

[shortyme]

All the time. All. The. Time. But I dance in public too. No shame.