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[MattyG]

The Donald already took on Rick Perry, Lindsey Graham, and many others, but now he's ready to take you down too.

Perhaps no presidential candidate in history has wielded the put-down quite like Donald Trump. John McCain’s a “dummy.” John Kasich is “desperate.” Rick Perry “needs new glasses.” Karl Rove is “a total loser.” Lindsey Graham, Trump said Tuesday as he announced the South Carolina Senator’s cell phone number on live television, is a “stiff. What a stiff.”

The list goes on.

Feeling left out that Trump hasn’t gotten around to insulting you or your friends? Here’s an app for that. Built on the real-live insults taken from the would-be President’s Twitter feed, @RealDonaldTrump, the generator below provides a Trump insult for everyone.

He was pretty mean to me:

Boring guy Matt

Matt is a totally overrated clown who speaks without knowing the facts.

Love watching Matt fail!

Hokey garbage Matt

Why you gotta do me like this Donald

 

[NateDrake]

Goofball atheist Matt never had a chance.

I expect more from you, Trump.

 

[Solid Samus]

Vincent apologized to me but I will not accept their apology. I will be suing them for a lot of money.

Fuck

 

[>:)]

You have no idea

 

[Cameron122]

When will Cameron apologize to me?

never

 

[Permanently A]

God, he loves "lightweight" for some reason.

 

[Velcro Fly]

I hear that sleepy eyes Mike will be fired like a dog? I can't imagine what is taking so long!

Which is hilarious because I'm not only in bed right now but I am known to doze off at work!

TRUMP KNOWS

 

[TheStruggler]

"jk-money lost much of their money on that run — that’s why jk-money carries their own bags now"

damn straight, millions of dollars, millions of dollars, millions of dollars

 

[Fj0823]

Francisco is a totally overrated clown who speaks without knowing the facts.

Not calling me a Mexican based on my name alone despite Ive never ever being to Mexico?

For Shame Trump

Why does Francisco constantly seek out trivial nonsense?

Damn, Touché

 

[Pure_Phazon]

Donald J. Trump@TrumpInsulter

"My hair did an absolutely horrible job. My hair should be ashamed of himself".

 

[Aselith]

Doug Stamper works really hard but is a guy who just doesn't have it--a total loser!

He's an alcoholic, Donald, you want to knock him off the wagon? I mean fuck.


And:

Donald J. Trump
@TrumpInsulter
I hear that sleepy eyes Donald Trump will be fired like a dog? I can't imagine what is taking so long!
2:27 AM - 22 JUL 2015

 

[OuterLimits]

"OuterLimits got a lot of problems"

So true Donald, so true.

 

[Pure_Phazon]

One more

The Great Cornholio is a totally overrated clown who speaks without knowing the facts.

 

[Jay Shadow]

"Jay needs a new pair of glasses"

I mean really that's just a fact I can't argue.

 

[Caelus]

Goofball Muslim atheist Obama never had a chance.

He's slackin'.

 

[windz]

David works really hard but is a guy who just doesn't have it--a total loser!...

..i...i try to work hard...but............dolan pls stop

 

[MMarston]

Irrelevant clown Frank Underwood sweats and shakes nervously as they talk "bull" about me. Has zero cred.

 

[TheStruggler]

oh Trump, you have finally hit bottom

My penis needs a new pair of glasses

My penis was terrible

Uncomfortable looking My penis calls me to ask for favors and then mockingly smiles

My penis apologized to me but I will not accept their apology. I will be suing them for a lot of money.

My penis is desperate. No imagination!

My penis is a total loser.

When will My penis start to apologize to me?

My penis's got a lot of problems!

My penis did an absolutely horrible job. My penis should be ashamed of himself.

 

[Monocle]

This is shockingly accurate and now I feel bad.

 

[HazySaiyan]

HazySaiyan apologized to me but I will not accept their apology. I will be suing them for a lot of money.

Damn

Liberal clown HazySaiyan

Hey I may be a liberal and a clown but you're... Uh

 

[Booshka]

 

[FutureZombie]

Relevant: Admit it: You people want to see how far this goes, don't you?

The part about the running mate was so true for me.

 

[GnawtyDog]

"GnawtyDog was terrible"

 

[Crayolan]

Love watching Crayolan fail!

Crayolan's got a lot of problems!

Losers such as Crayolan use me for publicity for themselves. They are strictly third rate.

Ouch.

 

[Tevious]

 

[Clydefrog]

Weak generator. ... wait, that's the idea. I clicked it like 10 times too.

 

[lastplayed]

Fair enough...

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Perhaps no presidential candidate in history has wielded the put-down quite like Donald Trump. John McCain’s a “dummy.” John Kasich is “desperate.” Rick Perry “needs new glasses.” Karl Rove is “a total loser.” Lindsey Graham, Trump said Tuesday as he announced the South Carolina Senator’s cell phone number on live television, is a “stiff. What a stiff.”

lol

if he becomes the republican candidate, is the gop going to be capable of rallying round him given how many of them he's insulted even before the debates?

 

[Keasar]

Donald J. Trump
@TrumpInsulter

Keasar needs a new pair of glasses

They are just slightly scratched, jeez.

 

[shoreu]

shoreu works really hard but is a guy who just doesn't have it--a total loser!

So disrespectful

Goofball atheist Donald J. Trump never had a chance.

He said it guys!

 

[Undead]

 

[killer rin]

oh Trump, you have finally hit bottom

*dead*

 

[GraveHorizon]

This is a riot.

 

[munchie64]

 

[Joel Was Right]

The Neogaf ones are on point. He's got my vote.

 

[lastplayed]

 

[Crimson-Death]

Wow Trump, those really hurt.
It's like, you know me.

 

[Jive Turkey]

He called me a liberal clown.

I'm OK with that.

 

[Alavard]

 

[TimorousPanda]

TimorousPanda is a totally overrated clown who speaks without knowing the facts.

He's got me down to a "t".

 

[Gamerloid]

 

[Haloid1177]

 

[NoblesseOblige]

Pretty accurate representation of him.

 

[FunkyDealer]

Kenneth works really hard but is a guy who just doesn't have it--a total loser!

You're busting my balls here Donald.

 

[Beren the Empty-Handed]

Beren is truly as dumb as rock.

This isn't what I needed this morning...

 

[wildfire]

lol

if he becomes the republican candidate, is the gop going to be capable of rallying round him given how many of them he's insulted even before the debates?

Donald Trump is the hip guy in a motorcycle jacket throwing shade at the preppy jocks who know they can't do shit to him. *barfs*

 

[statham]

Donald J. Trump
@TrumpInsulter

Statham needs a new pair of glasses
11:41 AM - 22 Jul 2015

.

 

[NumberTwo]

Why does Christopher constantly seek out trivial nonsense?

He has a point.

All Christopher does is talk

Well sir, that is just completely the opposite of what is true.

Christopher needs a new pair of glasses

I do tho.

 

[ElTorro]

"Do you believe highly overrated ElTorro? What a dope!"

 

[ElTorro]

Meh, it's not a real generator. It just has a rather small collection of standard insults.