AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
I trusted you, but I had to verify.
Kacho
Member
No shade. New Nintendo games usually unlock on Friday a midnight so I was assuming this was the same. This one is unlocking a day earlier for reasons unknown but I'm all for it. Means I'll get to play it tomorrow after work.
FoxMcChief
Gold Member
Fact.
The game wasn't even on my radar. I wasn't even going to get a Switch 2 until later this year. Then I watched the direct and had to get a Switch 2 immediately.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Apples and oranges for sure. I'm playing 33 and it's awesome. Donkey Kong is going to be awesome. We can have both lolWho are "exp-33 bros" and what is it they have to "deal with"?
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
No we have to fight about a platformer vs and RPG.
Fake
Member
We can't. We are at war son, people can get hurt.
nial
Member
Your last Nintendo game was Super Mario Bros. Wonder, right? It's been the case since last year.
Topher
Identifies as young
Same here. Fantastic games are fantastic games. Not sure why some folks have to be tribal about every dang thing.
Kacho
Member
Nope. Bought Donkey Kong Country and Xenoblade X this year.
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Windom Earle
Member
FRS1 no DLSS yikes.
edit: and fps drops, full boss fight at 30fps. :/
edit: and fps drops, full boss fight at 30fps. :/
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Danjin44
The nicest person on this forum
Oh no……pre-ordered cancelled…../s
Musashipan
Member
Super Mario Galaxy 2 had the best scores in that year and didn't win majority of gotys...
Totk and BG3 has the same meta score, despite Zelda being 1000 times better, still didn't win.
Higher scores not always mean auto goty
Totk and BG3 has the same meta score, despite Zelda being 1000 times better, still didn't win.
Higher scores not always mean auto goty
FoxMcChief
Gold Member
Insecurity, small penis', poor, etc.
Ass of Can Whooping
Member
Ass of Can Whooping
Member
Man shut the fuck up and pick a side
Signalis
Member
I still can't stop laughing, your post is funny as hell!!!
LordOcidax
Member
Prime 4 is going to be the GOTY and the highest score game this year.
Kilau
Gold Member
Topher
Identifies as young
Last time I picked a side I was sporting a furry fuck me avatar for months....so please....kindly.....fuck off
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Ass of Can Whooping
Member
Last time I picked a side I was sporting a furry fuck me avatar for months....so please....kindly.....fuck off
Slag
Critical Hit
Member
I don't get it. He drools over every trivial mechanic, like "WOWW there is a CRATER if you fall from the height!!1".
Miyazaki’s Slave
Gold Member
Who wants to bet the "3rd party showcase" direct in august has some MS games tossed in for good measure?
Nintendo has set themselves up for a great fiscal 2025. Excited to see what the holidays bring.
HUZZAH....costco delivery literally at my door right now. Some Bananza based fun will be had tonight.
Nintendo has set themselves up for a great fiscal 2025. Excited to see what the holidays bring.
HUZZAH....costco delivery literally at my door right now. Some Bananza based fun will be had tonight.
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Pimpollo818
Member
Does anyone know if they brought David Wise to compose?
LordOcidax
Member
jm89
Member
Expedition 33 is locked for goty unless something else comes along.
WIth split fiction in the race, donkey kong won't even be a runner up.
LordOcidax
Member
So, is not locked then…
jm89
Member
I don't really see anything else really challenging it, so most likely.
Danjin44
The nicest person on this forum
I hope this is a joke, over 7 point lower you want people get fired over it?
Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
I'm probably the biggest Mario fan on GAF and I gotta say, I spat out my coffee and almost sold my Switch 2
Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
Between this, Expedition 33, Metroid Prime 4, and Pipistrello (which ALL you motherfuckers should play), we're actually eating insanely good this year.
Edit: Also doesn't Silksong come out this year? Hades 2, too!
Edit: Also doesn't Silksong come out this year? Hades 2, too!
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LordOcidax
Member
Prime 4.
Jinzo Prime
Gold Member
GigaBowser
The bear of bad news
peoples still mad from lunch it will go away since nintendos take over anyway
Muffdraul
Member
Honestly couldn't give less of a shit about reviews. When the game was first revealed in the Switch 2 unveiling Direct, at first I virtually ignored it, disappointed it wasn't a new 3D Mario. It might have been later that same day I heard it was being made by the Galaxy/Odyssey team (which apparently was merely rumor at the time lol,) and I went back and watched the footage again and paid closer attention. At that point it was obvious to me this game was going to be funner than shit and I've been fully onboard ever since. Tonight at 9PM PST, time to fap OH BANANA.
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Hudo
Member
Nintendo's "secret sauce" is making these trivial mechanics feel good/satisfying to do. Jumping, moving around, smashing shit up.
Incidentally, it's also why I dropped Red Dead Redemption 2 after some hours, because the basics of controlling and moving your character around felt awful (to me). But man, RDR 2 is fucking pretty (still).
Zacfoldor
Member
I have a gut feeling about this one. It's gonna end up being one of their best games ever. I just read a "low" review that had a score of 80 and I was able to infer without the reviewer even realizing the info was conveyed, that the game is underrated and a true banger. It's got fucking botw shrines ffs. WTF. Never has a DK game got me this hyped.
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Dacvak
No one shall be brought before our LORD David Bowie without the true and secret knowledge of the Photoshop. For in that time, so shall He appear.
It reminds me about how Nintendo spend like 1-2 years literally just refining Mario's movement mechanics for Mario 64 before they designed a single level.
Nintendo games just feel good.
NeoGAF, ladies and gentlemen
I think people like you really don't understand how much work goes into creating something that feels so simple and so satisfying. When to cut back, when to add, testing, improving, the sound design. There's so much that goes into every detail in Nintendo games, that it looks so simple and duh of course to you, but behind the scenes it took a lot of effort.
Like Dolly Parton says, it's very expensive to look this cheap.
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
Damn man I know. Hopefully this pile of shit is kept off of all GOTY lists. FRS? Go fuck yourself.
Ass of Can Whooping
Member
Very concerning
TerribleAtThisGame
Member
Once again, Ass being the absolute fucking voice of reason in our 30fps console winter of discontent.
March Climber
Member
Is this AI? If so can you make a version where the flag and king are Japanese?I guess there are doubters...but who would bet against Nintendo when it comes to making a fun game?
