FUCK PUB MATCHES.
Alright so yesterday I played a couple of games. I usually pick my character first and let others pick complimentary pieces...but that rarely happens and we get something stupid like 4 carries. So yesterday I said, alright, I'll lay back and let my teammates pick first. That basically meant going Support, which is fine because I've been meaning to give Lich a try.
I decide to lane bot with Riki. Low and behold, he has no idea what the hell he's doing and this is revealed over the course of the game. How a Riki goes 1/9/2 over the course of a 40-minute match is baffling to me. He basically had no interest in farming and made his ONLY (yes, only) purchase...a Vlad's...40 minutes into the game (well after any doubt was erased). I finish something like 0/7/12, which isn't surprising for pure support...but most of my deaths came as my lane mate just watched. The mothafucka actually ran along side me as a Bounty Hunter ran me down from tower to tower on the bottom lane. at any time he could have stepped in and distracted him. Nothing.
Few things are as infuriating as a *completely* incompetent lane mate because you can't expect them to do normal things. And him picking a Carry character meant having Carry expectations. If he had said he was new, we would have picked differently. I certainly would have. Or at least went to a different lane.
The other match was a similar rofflestomp because guys were incompetent and didn't speak english (making it difficult to coordinate). I got left in the lane alone. But Lich doesn't need to farm! As my lane mate ran off to do stupid shit. So aggravating.
I guess getting those kinds of games on ocassion is expected, but I just didn't have the patience for it last night...and to have it twice in a row was sad.