This is what solo queue is like
https://yasp.co/matches/2504896113/
I highlight PA early, pick her with 50s left on clock. Guy who highlights Puck mid is angry enemy team picked Puck first. Picks Pudge instead.
Entire team picks cores and we leave base without courier.
I end up buying courier, sentries and gem.
Pudge abandons, but not before getting into a screaming match with our Jungle LC.Thankfully, by that time Tiny is already fat and we decide to keep going.
We eventually win, so happy ending I guess, by my god the path to that victory was so terrible.
I know people say the the there is no such thing as a trench, that the only constant in all your losing games is you, but even when I win I rarely feel accomplished at a job well done, only sadness that there is clowniness all over.
Oh also: is the way to cheat with quests to highlight the quest you want completed during character select, then once the match starts to minimize, go into main menu and select an alternative quest using the compendium UI? I tried doing that and it didn't work, it gave me easy quest credit instead. :/