Started this up for the first time the yesterday. Really digging it so far, but god damn; this game doesn't fuck around
I hit Gran Soren (the city?) and Mercedes told me to go off and find something to do. Ran into some dude who told me that he was looking for a grimiore so I was thinking, "Fair enough, it's with some bandits. I can handle some bandits." So I set off and walk for about 5 minutes in the direction of map marker and realize, it's pretty damn far. So I keep walking until I hit a river and there are FUCKING INVISIBLE LIZARDS that wreck my shit. After a hard fought battle where I had to kill something like 6 of them I managed to continue. It's pretty quiet now and it looks like the place I have to head to is on a cliff. As I'm making my way to the path along the cliff A FUCKING CHIMERA blasts my main pawn in the ass and I sprint for dear life along the cliff path
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So I can see the place I need to go isn't far off, but on the horizon I spot a troll, "Who gives a fuck? I killed a troll in like 5s before." Then I remembered that that troll was almost dead. Troll fucked us up pretty bad but I ended up being lucky and it fell off the cliff.
Almost there... I spot a group of she-bandits and I think, "Fuck! Just some bandits, not a big deal." Hit with a fireball, dead. Reload and the same shit happens. Again. Realizing I'm not going to be able to beat these girls I decide to make my way back. I end up running into that sonofabitch chimera but I manage to get my 2 surviving pawns to safety in a cave. I think about exploring the cave but then I catch another troll ahead, "Fuck that." So I make my way back out of the cave AND IT GOT DARK
BANDITS EVERYWHERE, FUCKING WOLVES AND THAT ASSHOLE CHIMERA are all outside chillin. Decide to book it and my mage ends up providing a distraction with his corpse on some TWD shit
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Now I'm sprinting and cooling down and sprinting and cooling down, FUCKING ZOMBIES BURSTING OUT OF THE GROUND and I'm still running. I can make out the town ahead and relief washes over me like an awesome wave. Making my way there when I'm pounced upon by 20 FUCKING GOBLINS. Nah, nah, still running. Other mage has the dumb ass idea of trying to heal us and ends up getting demolished
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Solo now and a few paces away from the castle, I turn around and look at the path I just took thinking to myself, "That was probably a bad idea."
And that was my first DD adventure