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[MrAngryFace]

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY Drinky Crow and MAF will descend upon a local gaming store to challenge each other to spend valuable vacation time playing and COMPLETING a shitty bargin bin game. Upon completion of the title both of us will be required to post day by day accounts outlining the progress with the title and the horrors visited upon us by it.

WHAT GAMES WILL THEY BE?! Depends on whats at the store when we go. Chances are it will be EB cause they have the best collection of shitty bargin bin games.

 

[Drinky Crow]

You're totally gonna get something from EA.

EDIT: Correction. You're TOTALLY GETTING Pryzm the Dark Unicorn.

 

[Red Scarlet]

Why not post about it daily instead of trying to remember what you did each day afterward?

Haha, make MAF play a full season of baseball.

 

[MrAngryFace]

IVE ALREADY SAID NO SPORTS TITLES!

 

[Red Scarlet]

I don't see that in the initial post..

 

[Drinky Crow]

Yeah, we agreed, no bargain sports games. We ARE gentlemen of honor.

Well, one of us is. The other is gonna make you play Pryzm on your precious time off!

 

[Shogmaster]

If you two actually want to make it challenging, you should buy each other's shitty games.

Or are you doing that already? If so, carry on.

 

[Speevy]

Catwoman.

 

[MrAngryFace]

We're buying each other the shitty bargin bin game.

 

[MC Safety]

I recommend Drake for Xbox and Evil Dead for Dreamcast. Those games are hardly playable, let alone crappy.

 

[MrAngryFace]

All very good ideas.

 

[Drinky Crow]

Oh man, I don't like this "help MAF pick a shitty game for Drinky" trend. I thought I had the trump card with Pryzm, but now I'm second guessing myself.

 

[M3wThr33]

Turok Evolution Deathmatch tournament.

 

[MrAngryFace]

Pryzm will be pretty painful.

 

[BarneyBP]

I vote for Scaler

He's got attitude.

 

[Matlock]

Futurama. Bad game, great storyline!

 

[JackFrost2012]

I own Pryzm - bought it for $1.00 last Christmas - if only because I couldn't pass up the chance to play an RPG with a Skittles(tm)-based magic system.

 

[Ironclad]

Haunted Mansion. American Idol. The horror, oh the horror.

 

[drohne]

sounds pretty gay! and i use "gay" not as a universal schoolyard pejorative, but as a reference to actual homosexuality! yours!

i can't participate. i just paid $30 for nanostray cos olimario said it was discontinued. which pretty well exhaustsp my tolerance for SHIT GAMES and homosexuality, and wasn't any sort of bargain either.

 

[Speevy]

Super Bubble Pop.

 

[Drinky Crow]

That wasn't Pryzm, Mister Vestal. That was Darkened Skye, which BETTER NOT GIVE MAF ANY IDEAS.

 

[MrAngryFace]

DONT OPEN IT! DISCONNED U GET MONEY!

 

[Drinky Crow]

drohne, yeah, it's totally homo. But much like any episode of Queer Eye, you just can't look away!

or can you

 

[Speevy]

MAF: Make Drinky complete four homes in Animal Crossing. :lol

 

[MC Safety]

Haunted Mansion. American Idol. The horror, oh the horror.

Go figure.

I really, really thought Haunted Mansion was very well done. It surprised me, and I think I gave the game a seven or eight out of 10 for it in a GMR or XBN review.

 

[MrAngryFace]

Haha well drinky has a family so I gotta get him something he might have time to actually complete in a week.

 

[LittleTokyo]

A friend and I made a bet on who would finish Unlimited SaGa first. As it turns out, the game sat in both of our collections for about a year and then they were inevitably sold back. Worst game I've ever played.

 

[Tarazet]

I vote for Scaler

He's got attitude.

Mediocre, but not terrible. I don't think either Drinky or MAF would be sufficiently tortured by Scaler.

Go to Blockbuster and get Outlaw Golf or Outlaw Volleyball. I don't know if every store has 'em, but I got Outlaw Golf for $3 with my gift card. It's in my trash can right now.

 

[Speevy]

Pokemon Channel!

 

[MrAngryFace]

Results of the Purchasing will be post on GAF this Sunday!

 

[Ironclad]

Go figure.

I really, really thought Haunted Mansion was very well done. It surprised me, and I think I gave the game a seven or eight out of 10 for it in a GMR or XBN review.

No problem here. Different tastes right? I felt the game was abysmal and that it would provide substantial torture for these two.

 

[Attack You]

MAF - Bruce Lee: Quest of the Dragon XB
Drinky - Astro Boy PS2 (not sure if first choice was bargain bin)

Nice fucking knowin' ya, guys. ::marks date on calendar to read MAF/Drinky obituaries::

 

[poppin fresh]

What happened to the thread about the UK developer that boasted to having the shortest development time of any other studio? They had some great looking titles.

 

[Speevy]

You guys MUST buy Blinx 2. This game is so very painful to play.

 

[Speevy]

-Azurik
-Nightcaster
-Bloodwake
-Whacked!

 

[M3wThr33]

Using the scores on MetaCritic, pick a few titles that add up to 70.
Whoever completes the most out of them over the weekend is the winner.
That way you have to balance between tolerable and crap to win.

 

[Brannon]

Man, those are some weak picks! I recommend the shittiest of the shitty, Run Like Hell.

Go ahead.

Run Like Hell.

RLH.

DO IT.

 

[swoon]

sounds pretty gay! and i use "gay" not as a universal schoolyard pejorative, but as a reference to actual homosexuality! yours!

i can't participate. i just paid $30 for nanostray cos olimario said it was discontinued. which pretty well exhaustsp my tolerance for SHIT GAMES and homosexuality, and wasn't any sort of bargain either.

i'll buy it off you

 

[Date of Lies]

Charlie's Angels, Bruce Lee, Scorpion King, any Superman game, Army men, Reign or Fire, CATWOMAN, that first batman game, Bad boys, Minority Report and...that's all that I can think of

 

[JackFrost2012]

That wasn't Pryzm, Mister Vestal. That was Darkened Skye, which BETTER NOT GIVE MAF ANY IDEAS.

That $1.00 would have been better spent on a pack of Skittles.

 

[Cold-Steel]

Geist.

Spoiler

Har har har

 

[Mihail]

I think Drinky barely edges out MAF as the Ultimate Bargain Bin Shit.

LAMFO!!1

P.S. Darkened Skye and Scaler are not horrific, as far as bargain bin games go. Both playable.

 

[Sinatar]

Strike the PC bins for some true horrors, something involving shooting deer perhaps, or if you truly want your eyes to bleed hunt down Space Bunnies Must Die.

 

[Truelize]

My vote is for Prizym. The Blockbuster near my house had like 40 copies of that for some reason when it first came out. I don't know if some buyer entered the wrong amount or if his son had invested money in the game or something but it was just wrong.

 

[demi]

Advent Rising and Psychonauts.

 

[mosaic]

Zapper - he's one wicked cricket!

 

[Uter]

Barbie Horse Adventures - Wild Horse Rescue

Muppets Party Cruise

DO IT.

 

[Attack You]

$5 says the person that picked Drinky's game wins a ban.

 

[GDJustin]

The Polar Express was released on the GCN... I saw it in a bargin shopping cart (no lie) at best buy tonight.

 

[Wario64]

Blowout
Oni
Portal Runner
Rogue Ops
Orphen
Endgame