That wasn't sarcasm, I actually envy that lifestyle. And right now I am drinking some sake.
Here in brazil we have "ping" as I understand it goes like this:
pinga = cana (fuck yu, look up name in english)
vodka = potato
sake = rice
Is it juice?
And I know what you mean, I wish I was drunk all the time, even if I know the problems with this. But danbg, being drunk is so good, it is this stress-free moment. I feel like I should be drunk all the time.